Poisoned Tarts (Savannah Reid Series #13)

Poisoned Tarts (Savannah Reid Series #13)

by G. A. McKevett

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ISBN-13: 9780758215536
Publisher: Kensington
Publication date: 01/01/2009
Series: Savannah Reid Series , #13
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 256
Product dimensions: 4.10(w) x 6.80(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

G. A. McKevett is the pseudonym of a well-known author, Sonja Massie. She is currently working on the next Savannah Reid mystery.

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Poisoned Tarts

Copyright © 2007
G.A. McKevett and Kensington Publishing Corporation
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-0-7582-1552-9

Chapter One "Palm trees and jack-o'-lanterns. Yuck," Savannah Reid said as she entered the supermarket and skirted around a display of chrysanthemums, colorful gourds, and pumpkins-some of which had snaggletoothed smiles scrawled on them with black permanent marker. "I hate autumn and winter in Southern California. I mean, I love California in the spring and summer, but holidays just bite if you don't have the right weather to go with them."

Her companion Dirk Coulter answered with a disgruntled grunt, communicating his disgust at being dragged along on this little shopping foray. Dirk hated grocery shopping nearly as much as he hated watching soap operas and chick flicks or listening to "female prattle." And in his opinion, any discussion that didn't revolve around sports or things police-related, constituted "female prattle."

"How's a body supposed to get into the Halloween spirit when it's eighty degrees out?" Savannah said as she yanked a shopping cart out of the queue. "No frost on the pumpkin. Nary a fodder in the shock in sight. How depressing."

"Fodder in the shock? What the hell's fodder?" he asked as he took the cart from her and began to push it himself. Detective Sergeant Dirk Coulter might not be up on his Victorian poets, but he was a gentleman when it came to opening doors and pushing shopping carts.

"Oh, shoot, I don't know," Savannah said, her Georgia drawl even more pronounced than usual-as it tended to be when she was aggravated-"but I need some of it around to get in the mood. How am I going to give a good Halloween party without the smell of burning leaves in the air, that crisp morning cold that gets your blood flowing and-?"

"Oh, enough of your griping, woman. You'll give your Halloween party the same way you do Thanksgiving and Christmas. You'll decorate your house with way too much junk and cook way too much food and invite all of us over and make us dress up in stupid stuff and ..."

"I told you last Christmas that you don't have to dress up anymore. I just plumb gave up on that after seeing you as a maid a-milkin'. Lord help us, I still have nightmares about that."

"You have nightmares! My skin still crawls when I think of how I allowed myself to be talked into wearing a dress and putting a mop on my head."

"Free food."


"I told you that if you wanted to sink your chompers into that fine holiday feast of mine, you had to play along." She giggled, recalling the sight-Dirk with milk bucket in hand, yellow yarn mop on head, inflated boobs straining against the front of a pink floral jersey dress. He had balked at the ruby red lipstick and chandelier earrings. Dirk had a few standards, free food or no.

"Don't worry, buddy," she said. "I won't ever ask you to do that again. I have to draw a line somewhere at how much humiliation I heap on a body. Even you."

"Gee, thanks." He followed her past the jack-o'-lantern display and into the produce aisle. "So, what do I have to do to earn all the good food you're going to feed us at this party you're giving?"

"Just help me shop," she said. When he grinned brightly, she decided to push her luck. "... and help me carve a couple of pumpkins." His face fell until she added, "... you know, scoop out the guts-the gross stuff that us girls don't like to do." He perked up again.

She chuckled, reminding herself that manly men like Coulter needed special handling. "Why don't you take the cart to the other side of the store and load up on some beer? And on the way back, hit the chip aisle and get whatever you think we need."

"Really? Wow. Okay. Cool."

In seconds, she was watching him retreat with far more vigor in his step as he headed across the front of the store to the refrigerated beer coolers on the opposite side. And not for the first time in the many years she had known him, it occurred to Savannah that watching Dirk walk away wasn't totally without its rewards. He might be over forty and not the hard body he'd been when they had met nearly twenty years ago, but he still filled out his Levi's quite nicely.

And among his other nice assets was the fact that after all these years, she could still feel him watch her walk away with the same rapt attention. And since she had gained two decades and thirty pounds since they'd met, she couldn't help being grateful.

You just really had to love a guy who sincerely liked his women well-rounded.

Once he disappeared around the corner, she focused on the task at hand. It wasn't easy putting on a successful Halloween party. The devil was, indeed, in the details ... or the vampire, or zombie, or whatever ghoulish creature one chose to be. No fairies, butterflies, or ballerina princesses in pink tutus at her extravaganza! Nope, a Reid Halloween party was not for the squeamish. She had been present at enough crime scenes to know what real gore looked like ... unfortunately.

And now, there were decisions to make. In a dimly lit room, which would feel the most like real eyeballs, olives or peeled grapes? Grapes were best, and she could probably pawn the tedious task of peeling them off on her best friend and codetective, Tammy Hart. So-

"Sit down, you stupid little shit, before I knock you in the head!"

Savannah jumped, nearly dropping the bag of grapes in her hand, and whirled around to face the angry male standing about ten feet behind her. He wasn't a particularly large man, but he towered over the tiny toddler sitting in the shopping cart. The child, a little boy no more than two, stared up at the enraged adult with terror on his innocent, baby face.

Not for the first time when witnessing something like this, Savannah longed for the old days when she could walk up to a bully like this, flash a badge, and have a serious talk with him. When she and Dirk had been on patrol, they had done it at least five times a night.

She knew better than most that domestic abuse, in all its hideous forms, kept law enforcement employed.

Beside the man's cart stood a woman with a bag of potatoes in her hand, a guarded, pained look on her face. In spite of the fact that she was well-dressed and wearing expensive jewelry, she had an air of defeat about her. The hang of her head, the slump of her shoulders betrayed a wounded, heavy spirit.

She started to put the potatoes into the cart, but the man snatched them out of her hand. "Baking potatoes?" he snapped. "I told you to get red potatoes. What's the matter with you? Can't you do anything right?"

"I'm sorry," she whispered as she took the bag of potatoes from him and replaced them in a bin. "I forgot."

She picked up a bag of red potatoes, and as she put them into the cart, the child strained in his seat, reaching for his mother. The father raised his hand as though to strike the boy, and the child cringed in a move that was obviously well-practiced.

"You try to get out of that cart one more time," the man said, "and I swear I'm gonna bash you."

"Honey, please, don't ..." the mother whispered, casting a quick look around. She saw Savannah watching, and a look of pain and embarrassment swept over her face.

"Yeah, well," he said, "you don't discipline the little brat. Somebody's got to, so shut up already."

The man looked in Savannah's direction and realized that she was not only watching but also disapproving of his words and actions. But instead of sharing his wife's embarrassment, he actually smiled. The self-satisfied, cocky smirk that appeared on his face was one she had seen many times before. Far too many times.

Savannah could feel her pulse rate soaring, her face growing hotter by the second.

Yeah, yeah, you're the big man, she thought. Gotta show everybody how in control you are. You keep your woman and your kid in their place-under you where they belong. Way under you.

She gave him a sweeping, disgusted look up and down and added, What you need is somebody to jerk you down a notch or two.

Another voice in her head whispered a word of warning. It's not yours, Savannah. It's not your situation. Stay out of it. Mind your own business.

"I thought you said you were coming in here for a couple of things," he told his wife. "I've got better things to do than hang around in a damned grocery store all day. Get your lazy ass in gear, and let's get out of here."

Again, he shot Savannah that arrogant grin that set her teeth on edge. She thought of all the times she had heard the myth, "Abusers have low self-esteem. That's why they abuse."

I know your nasty little secret, she thought as their eyes locked in an unspoken challenge. You don't have an insecure bone in your body. You truly think you're better, smarter, stronger, more valuable than your wife and kid. You think the world revolves around you.

Savannah had seen the end results of such an attitude: broken homes, broken women, broken children. She despised the attitude. And she tried very hard not to despise the men who harbored it. She tried desperately to give them a break, remembering that a rotten attitude was often handed down generation to generation, a sickening heritage, like some sort of decomposing corpse in the family cellar.

But she seldom succeeded. Too many years of too many visions of too many victims haunted her in the wee hours of the morning when she woke up from a nightmare and couldn't get back to sleep.

Some people were good enough, highly evolved enough, to forgive and feel compassion toward abusers.

Long ago, Savannah had come to terms with the fact that she wasn't one of them.

The wife walked away from her husband and baby and began to sort through some bananas. Savannah could see her hands shaking as she reached for a bunch and tried to shove them into a plastic bag as quickly as she could. But her fear made her clumsy, and her husband glared at her as she fumbled and nearly dropped the bag.

Shaking his head with disgust, he said, "I'm gonna go up front and get in line. You better be up there in two minutes. Two minutes, you hear me?" He looked at his watch, marking the time.

"Yes. I hear you," his wife mumbled.

Savannah gave him her best You Rotten Creep, I Hate You look as he walked away, but he sent her a nasty little smirk in return. She knew the game all too well. He had just shown her that he ruled his family, that he could do anything he wanted to his wife and kid, and even though she obviously disapproved, there wasn't a thing she could do about it.

As far as he was concerned, it was a game. A game he enjoyed because he always won.

The moment he was out of sight, Savannah reached into her purse, pulled out a notepad and pen, and scribbled down a phone number: 1-800-799-7233. Glancing around to make sure he was gone, she hurried over to the woman, who was grabbing apples and dropping them into a bag. Savannah shoved the paper into the woman's hand.

"Here," she said. "That's the number for the National Domestic Violence Hotline. They can help you. Please call them."

The woman's eyes widened, and her mouth opened and closed several times. "Domestic Violence? But ... but ... I don't need, I mean, he doesn't ..."

"He doesn't?" Savannah gave her a sad, knowing look. "Call the number, sweetie," she said, her voice soft and pleading. "They'll help. Really. You don't need to be alone."

Tears filled the woman's eyes, and she blinked several times. Then she shoved the paper deep into her purse.

"What the hell's going on here?" Again, Savannah heard the angry male voice behind her. She spun around. He was practically on top of her, his face red with rage. "What are you doing talking to my wife? What did you give her?"

Savannah felt her fists tighten as the warrior inside her rose to fighting stance. Oh ... she was in it now.

She fixed him with a cold, defiant stare. "I beg your pardon," she said without the slightest hint of apology in her tone. "Are you speaking to me?"

"You're damned right I'm talking to you," he replied, taking a step closer, leaning far into her personal space. "What the hell did you give her? What did you say to her?"

Savannah took a step toward him and seriously breached his boundaries. "I will speak to anyone I choose about anything I choose," she said to him, "and it's none of your business what I say. So, back off! Now!"

He did take half a step backward, but his face was still contorted with rage when he said, "I know your type. You're one of those women's lib bull-dykes who hate men. You think men should go around henpecked, kissing women's asses and-"

"That's quite enough," she said, her words even, clipped.

"You think just because I set my old lady straight and discipline my kid that I'm some kind of abuser. I watch the TV talk shows. I know what shit they say about guys who are just trying to keep their families in line. I know what they say about us being abusers and crap like that."

Savannah felt her tether strain, strain, and then snap. Yes, she had to. She just had to ...

She looked around for the cart with the baby in it. He was out of sight behind a salad dressing display.

"Okay then," she said with a nasty little smirk of her own, "if you're that all-fired informed, you know about the latest scientific findings."

He looked confused. "What? What findings?"

"About abusers like you. Oh, you haven't heard? Then let me tell you." She held her little finger up in front of his face, only a few inches from his nose. "They've done tests and discovered that abusers, guys who yell at their kids and belittle their wives in grocery stores just for the fun of it, just to prove what a big shot they are, this ... this right here ... is the average size of their-"

* * *

"Hey, your news story is coming on next," Tammy called from the living room. "They said they've got film and everything!"

In the kitchen, Savannah grabbed plates laden with rocky road fudge and peanut butter chip brownies and scurried into her living room.

Her guests were stretched out on the sofa and across the floor, holding their bellies and moaning in pain. They were soldiers laid low, not from battle but from Savannah's determination to make sure that every morsel of food possible had been consumed- and then some.

She wasn't content until the aftermath looked like the scene in Gone with the Wind, with casualties stretched as far as the eye could see. When no one could move, or even breathe, only then would her job as hostess be finished.

"A little post-dessert repast," she said.

The chorus of groans mingled with pleas of "No, no! I couldn't eat another bite!" as they snatched up the offerings.

Even the svelte and health-conscious Tammy took a piece of the fudge before passing the plate to Ryan Stone and John Gibson.

A couple of Savannah's closest friends and honorary members of her Moonlight Magnolia Detective Agency, Ryan and John had fought the urge to eat every delectable morsel that Savannah had forced on them for years-but with pathetically little conviction. If not for the hours spent at the gym and on the tennis court to counteract the effects, their ultratrim physiques would have disappeared long ago.

And that would have been a shame because lusting after the two of them-hard bodies and all-was one of Savannah's favorite pastimes, second only to watching Dirk walk away.

With Ryan's dark good looks, his six-foot-plus frame, and his impeccable sense of style, he could set any female heart pitter-patting. And although John was older than Ryan, his life partner, John's thick silver hair and his soft, aristocratic British accent was enough to make a girl melt.

For all the good it did her, Savannah had been pitter-pattering and melting into puddles in their presence for years.

"Hey, Van, bring some of those brownies over here," Dirk called from the other side of the living room. "And is that fudge? Is it rocky road?"

Snuggled into her favorite rose-print chintz easy chair, he leaned back and unbuckled his Harley-Davidson belt.

"What are you doing there in my chair?" she asked as she brought the plates of goodies to him. "I've told you time and again not to sit in it. I've got the cushion molded just right for my own hind end, and you're gonna wreck it. Get out! Now!"

"It's comfortable," he objected as he reached for the plate. "I can see now why you like sitting here, even if it is a sissy, pansy chair with stupid flowers all over it."


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Poisoned Tarts (Savannah Reid Series #13) 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 16 reviews.
she_climber on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Another fun, entertaining quick read. Keep wondering if Savannah and Dirk are ever going to get together. Loved Granny's role in this book....she needs to move to San Carmelita permanently.
tinkdust21 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This is a broad review of the the Savannah Reid Series. These books are my comfort food, so to speak. They aren't too heavy to the point you've got a bottle of Advil next to you while you read, but they do make you contemplate the various possible outcomes. Savannah herself is such a relatable character. She is a character that could walk right off the pages, and I absolutely adore that about the series. When you pick up the newest book, it's like catching up with an old friend, not to sound too cliche. The mix of characters that come in and out of her life just keep me flipping through the novels trying to figure out the enduring characters and where they are headed. And the mysteries themselves are so well done. I've never put one of these novels down feeling like the ending was rushed or implausible. Excellent series to read!
kingsportlibrary on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
This is another great Savannah Reid mystery. Plenty of laughs & suspense & just enough noticing going on between Savannah & Dirk to make the reader wonder when they are getting together.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Keeps you reading and guessing to the very end.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A perfect cozy mystery
nanamommom More than 1 year ago
Love, love, love it! This is my favorite series. I started reading them as soon as the first one came out but had gotten a few books behind. Catching up has felt like coming home. The Savannah Reid series is like being curled up in your favorite chair, wearing your most comfy pajamas and eating your favorite comfort food. This one had a couple of mysteries that kept me guessing to the very end. And it was wrapped up in a thick layer of Southern comfort in the form of Savannah's Granny Reid. Always a welcome addition to the mix. Settle in for a read. You will be so glad you did!
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Snewt More than 1 year ago
One of the besr Savanah books.
EGHunter01 More than 1 year ago
This is no half-baked pastry mystery. With a great storyline and "well-done" and detailed characters you are sure to be drawn into this novel of mayhem and murder. There are enough suspects to keep you guessing, and as you "ride" with Savannah Reid you are sure to be caught up in this web of secrets and deception until the final detail is uncovered. *Great reading. *Enjoy a "poisoned tart," it's to "die 4." LOL!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I just love this author. I picked up one of her books to read, because I have read all the other books written by authors I adore, and found I couldn't put it down. After cleaning out the local book stores of their inventory, I went online and ordered 5 other Savannah Reid mysteries. I can't wait to dig into the next one.
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ScooterNJ More than 1 year ago
Savanah Reid Mysteries are so entertaining,they are funny,upbeat,and you feel that you really know Savanah's family. I can just imagine what Dirk looks like. I would love to see them get serious. If you are just thinking about buying this book,do it now,it is such a great read.
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harstan More than 1 year ago
The Skeleton Key Three are a paparazzi¿s dream as the ultra wealthy and super thin wild party-goers are always good for a salacious headline. Tiffy and her pals Bunny and Kiki always create the scene. Recently seen hanging around the trio is non-affluent teenager Daisy O¿Neil who her new ¿buddies¿ treat her lower than dirt. Tiffy and Daisy try out for a movie role, but the latter gets the part. A raging Tiffy plans to retaliate just prior to rehearsals Daisy vanishes. Her concerned mother pressures the police to start with the Skeleton Key Three in their missing person¿s search.-------------- San Carmelita Detective Dirk Coulter catches the case, but he ¿cons¿ his friend private investigator Savannah Reid into helping him. After talking to the Skeleton Key Three, both believe that the trio is involved in Daisy¿s vanishing. However every lead they follow leads only to a dead end. However during the Daisy investigation while at Tiffy¿s Mcmansion, they find her father lying dead with a stake in his heart in a coffin that is part of a Halloween party decoration. They discover a bullet in his chest. Both the private sleuth and city cop are more determined to solve the two cases hopefully with a live Daisy.----------- The inquiries are well written so the audience will enjoy tagging along with the two detectives. However the fresh fun in POISONED TARTS come with the appearance of Granny Reid, a colorful character who has been lovingly mentioned by her granddaughter for years, but now has shown up in California in the first person for the first time. THE SKELTON KEY THREE are ultra spoiled with their only interest being self hedonism readers will find no redeeming qualities amidst these rich bi*ches. It is obvious they are involved in Daisy¿s disappearance and Tiffy has a motive, but is she the one who remains the mystery.----------------- Harriet Klausner
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Things are finally heating up for you and Dirk... DaU Cudahy, Wisconsin