PreDumb: Before I Came To LA

PreDumb: Before I Came To LA

by Mark Hayes


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Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick.

Before the #1 Amazon Humour book RANDUMB: THE ADVENTURES OF AN IRISH GUY IN LA there was PREDUMB, the hilarious stories of Mark growing up in Cork, the real capital of Ireland, as they like to call it.

This is a me-moir of sorts, the history of Mark Hayes, although if his parents are within earshot he will tell you it is all lies and slander. Sex in the mud? Never. Stabbing himself by mistake? No clue. Thrown in jail? Stealing from the deaf? Becoming a hairdresser in the name of lust? Blasphemy! All that stuff about wearing grannies' clothes, frolicking in Germany and mother and daughter sexcapades all before the age of sixteen? Complete and utter spoof. Don't mention the first-class trip to Hong Kong to become a model either, just a fairytale. Particularly the part about waking up naked being hosed down by an angry Chinese man.

One thing for certain is that this book has everything you need for a laugh. So go on, buy it. See what all the fuss is about.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780615992594
Publisher: RanDumb House
Publication date: 03/17/2014
Pages: 328
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.73(d)

About the Author

Mark Hayes is a prestigious Irish guy now based in L.A. Also known as the King of Chance, a Midnight Dancer and the Prince of Ireland, Mark is an award-winning, bestselling author of three books:

RanDumb: The Adventures of an Irish Guy in L.A.
#1 on Amazon Humour in the U.S. and the U.K.

RanDumber: The Continued Adventures of an Irish Guy in L.A.
A cult classic.

PreDumb: Before I Came to LA
A travesty of sorts.

Mark enjoys Guinness, frolics and fine reviews.

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