Outspoken comedian, podcaster and TV host Carolla (Not Taco Bell Material, 2012) presents a mock presidential bid to "make this country better."Hypothesizing a run for the Oval Office as an anti-big-government candidate with a "common-man touch," Carolla offers a satirical, potty-mouthed blueprint on how contemporary America—a country he feels is being destroyed by overcaffeinated "pervasive narcissism"—could run more efficiently. Categorized by departments of the federal government, his pragmatically imagined "Carolla administration" would naturally solve a cavalcade of vexing predicaments by axing the bumbling office of vice president, repairing the economy by defusing overregulation—he uses the limited distribution of his own "Mangria" wine product as an example—and courtesy-policing lawless air travel ("we're getting fatter by the day…and ruder. This is a terrible combination, especially in a flying tin can"). With equal ire, the author gets fired up over vanity plates, NASA, and the mannerless, inappropriate morons hijacking the general population. A spoofed address to the United Nations General Assembly attacks a ministry of global leaders on their crappy performance records ("get your shit together"). But Carolla is an equal opportunity offender who throws the gauntlet down where he sees fit, regardless of affronting the audience. His rants and solutions may be cutthroat and often sophomoric, but they're also relatable and sure to echo the sentiments of many Americans—hence, his popularity as a social commentator. A modern-day Andy Rooney, Carolla, informed by pre-fame years working at McDonald's and odd construction jobs, skewers the American way of life while pitching bitchy asides at every turn.Carolla's sharp-edged and occasionally curmudgeonly observations will be an acquired taste for many, but initiated fans will endorse his amusing candidacy.