Repo Man: Truck Repo

Repo Man: Truck Repo

by R. Richard

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Overview

The man asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
I ask, “Are you a plenipotentiary?”
The man says, “Yes.”
“You want to obtain an impossible communication system so that you can communicate with a mysterious communications partner. The partner doesn't care with whom the partner deals, as long as they don't get involved in attention getting violence. You can't currently deal with the communications partner, only because you don't have the proper communications device. So far so good?”
The man looks straight ahead, “So far, so good.”
“Your communication device is at least the very secret product of a very advanced national government. No national government would deal in the situation I have described. Thus, you're dealing with aliens. Money would be worthless to aliens. Thus, the aliens are willing to deal because they are obtaining some goods which goods are very important to the aliens. Since aliens can't be seen, at least not too often, they insist upon doing the dealing while in motion, hence the vehicle. If you can obtain the vehicle that you want and its communication system, you can provide the aliens with the requisite goods and obtain their sophisticated dope in return.”
The man’s face gets hard. He asks, “Why do you assume that we're dealing dope?”
“It was either dope or weapons. Since the current possessors of the communication system are not some sort of army, it can really only be dope.”
The man says, “Okay, we have to have the communications system. How do we go about getting the communication system?”
“If I tell you how I can get the communications system, you'll assume that you can bypass me and get the communication system by the same methods. You can't get the communication system without me. The process of getting and using the communication system requires the unique talents of a repo man. The repo guy is the method that's required to get what you want. I'm the best repo man on this planet.”
The man snorts, “Well, my boastful fellow, why don’t you just tell us how to get the communications device and we will pay you your $100,000 fee. You then will have your pay and you don't need to worry further about the matter.”
I sigh, “Let us suppose that I tell you that you are so stupid that you require brain surgery. I'll hire the best brain surgeon around and he/she will tell your lady partner how to do it. Then your lady partner will perform the surgery, after you pay off the brain surgeon.”
The man says, “Stealing a vehicle is not brain surgery.”
“I can hire you any number of very skilled car thieves. They're the very top of the car thief profession and none of them can do the job for you.”
The man thinks for a few moments. “All right, convince me we need your talents.”
“At last, reason! You could clearly steal the vehicle yourselves, or at least make a good amateur try. However, you probably don't know which of several identical vehicles contains the actual communication device. Anyhow, that's how I would set up the vehicle security. You can't follow all of the vehicles until the aliens make contact with the one live vehicle, the aliens, not to mention your rivals, would detect you and there would be problems.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940152125962
Publisher: R. Richard
Publication date: 08/30/2015
Series: Repo Man
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 126 KB

About the Author

I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film. I have 45 novels and over 150 short stories currently published. I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to indentify me in that place. I'm a skilled kung-fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's kung-fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practicioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today. My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics. I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are: Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas) 1. Second Chance: God Killer 2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate 3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker 4. Second Chance: King of The Islands 5. Second Chance: King of Zaya 6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon 7. Second Chance: King of Golomon 8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky 9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh 10. Second Chance: King of Ariby 11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania 12. Second Chance: King of Avuls 13. Second Chance: King of Kemet 14. Second Chance: King of Zorran 15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds 16. Second Chance: King of Averon 17. Second Chance: King's Duties 18. Second Chance: King of The New World Adventurer: Simulation Problem Adventurer: Pannar Problem A Programmer's Gambit Amateur Stripper Beach Murders Bondage House Corporate Sex Slaves Friday Night Go Naked In The Software Grasshopper Winter Involuntary Nude Layoff Not A Hero Pirates of The Keys Summer of Sex The Lake The Last Moon Dance The Nude Adventures of Plain Jane The Secret Life of Wanda Wilson Tails of the Pussycat Lounge To Keep A Job Topless Restaurant Toy Whores Vix: The Marine Wayward Boy Short Stories: A Christmas Visit

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