It’s the first coronation of a female monarch of Genovia in 200 years, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison, is giving you the inside scoop in this newest (illustrated!) diary from New York Times—bestselling author and illustrator Meg Cabot!
Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison should be having fun. Her best friend is visiting from America, her sister’s royal coronation is only three days away (the first coronation of a female ruler in two centuries), and she’s even got a new boyfriend who is actually a very smart and charming prince!
But it’s hard to celebrate when her royal cousins are scheming to take over the throne. And with everyone running around, Olivia and her friends have been saddled with royal babysitting duties. Then, to make matters worse, Olivia's snobby cousin Luisa insists on gossiping about her, especially about things that should be personal . . . it's none of her business whether Prince Khalil and Olivia have kissed or not!
When did growing up royal get so complicated?!?
Praise for Meg Cabot and From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess:
“The nation of Genovia gains a new resident in this amusing spin-off. . . . Cabot's own black and white cartoons further enliven Olivia's entertaining and candid notebook entries, which will have readers looking forward to her future escapades." —Publishers Weekly on From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
"A sweet fantasy, both funny and highly satisfying." —Kirkus Reviews on From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
"In her journal-style narrative incorporating both humorous and touching moments, likable, engaging Olivia continues to navigate the joys and challenges of being a modern-day princess." – Booklist on Royal Wedding Disaster
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|Age Range:||8 - 12 Years|
About the Author
Meg Cabot is the #1 New York Times-bestselling author of the beloved and critically acclaimed Princess Diaries series, which were made into wildly popular Disney movies of the same name. There have been over 25 million copies of Meg’s books for both adults and teens/tweens sold in 38 countries. Her last name rhymes with habit, as in “her books can be habit-forming.” She currently lives in Key West, Florida, with her husband and various cats.
Hometown:New York, New York
Place of Birth:Bloomington, Indiana
Education:B.A. in fine arts, Indiana University, 1991
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Monday, December 28 11:30 A.M. Royal Pool
It's three days before my sister's royal coronation ... the first coronation of a female ruler in Genovia in two centuries!
I should be having fun — especially since it's winter break, my best friend, Nishi, is visiting from America, and I get to be in the coronation ceremony.
But instead I'm being forced to entertain my snobby cousin Lady Luisa Ferrari because her grandmother, the baroness, is in Biarritz with her new gentleman friend.
"I'm bored," Luisa keeps saying.
"You're the one who said you wanted to work on your tan," I remind her. We're stretched out in the winter sun on chaise longues next to the pool, which is heated. But still.
"How can you be bored staying in a royal palace?" Nishi wants to know. She doesn't mind hanging by the pool, because even though it's only seventy degrees in Genovia right now, it's thirty-five and snowing in New Jersey, where Nishi's visiting from. "They have everything here: tennis courts, horseback riding, sailing, mani-pedis, a state-of-the-art home theater, all the food you can eat, prepared by a fivestar chef —"
"Yes, but hello." Luisa holds up her phone. "The cell service? Horrible."
"What do you expect from a building that was constructed in medieval times?" I ask. "The walls had to be made three feet thick in order to keep out invading marauders."
"Yes, but now they're keeping out my cell phone service provider." Lady Luisa adjusts her floppy hat. She wants to tan on her body, not her face. "It's no wonder the duke hasn't been able to reach me."
The duke. That's all Luisa ever talks about, her boyfriend, the Duke of Marborough.
I have a boyfriend, too — well, a friend-who-is-a-boy — but I don't talk about him all the time.
And I highly doubt that the reason Luisa hasn't heard from her boyfriend is because of the palace's thick walls. More likely it's because they're in another one of their fights. All Luisa and the duke ever do is fight, usually over the duke's refusal to do anything except play video games. Which would be all right if Luisa played video games, too, but she doesn't.
"You know, Luisa," I can't help pointing out, "you're living through one of the most momentous occasions in Genovian history. My sister's coronation on Thursday is going to be attended by over two hundred heads of state and televised worldwide —"
"Oh my God, I know," Luisa says with a yawn. "You've only mentioned it a million times. Could you please pass me the sunscreen?"
It's not really my cousin's fault that she's so rude. She actually has a pretty rough home life. Her parents are getting divorced and, according to my friend Princess Komiko, her mom and dad are fighting over who isn't going to get custody of Lady Luisa.
That's why Luisa lives with her grandmother in the first place, a grandmother who is always jetting off to places like Biarritz with new gentlemen friends.
"I don't understand why your sister even has to have a coronation ceremony, Olivia," Nishi says. "Isn't she already a princess?" It's natural that Nishi would be confused about this, since she's from the US and hasn't been getting the endless lessons on the coronation that we have here in Genovia, both in school and on the nightly news.
"Of course she's already a princess," I say. "We both are, since our dad is a prince. But Dad is abdicating — which means giving up the crown — so that he can spend more time with me and Rocky. So on Thursday, at the coronation, Mia will formally take over the throne from my dad."
"Oh." Nishi adjusts her sunglasses. "But then why isn't she becoming a queen?"
I sigh. Royal life is complicated.
"Because Genovia is a principality," I explain, "which means it's ruled by either a prince or a princess, not a king or a queen."
"Um, technically, it's not ruled by either," Luisa says in a waspish voice. "Genovians have a prime minister. The royal family doesn't actually make any laws. Their role is only symbolic. So it's not like Princess Mia will actually ever do anything once she's crowned."
I suck in my breath, shocked.
But before I can tell Lady Luisa how rude she's being, Rocky, my little stepbrother, comes bursting into the royal gardens, running at full speed, my miniature poodle, Snowball, barking at his heels.
"Olivia!" he shrieks. "They're here! They're finally here!"
"Good grief," Luisa says, lowering her sunglasses to get a better look at him. "What's his problem?"
What's yours? I want to ask her, even though I already know.
"What's here, Rocky?" I ask him instead, when he skids to a stop in front of us.
"The Robe of State," he pants. "And the royal crown!"
No more hanging out at the pool with my rude cousin for me! I've got a crown to inspect.CHAPTER 2
Monday, December 28 1:30 P.M. Royal Sitting Room
I knew something was going to go wrong — something besides my having to entertain my awful cousin Lady Luisa all day (and night), I mean. It seems like my family can never have an ordinary, universally televised state function without it turning into a disaster.
And now it looks as if the coronation will be no exception.
Normally the royal crown is in a bulletproof glass case in the palace museum with all the other crown jewels.
But because my sister, Mia, will be wearing it later this week for the coronation, it was sent out for cleaning.
Now it's back and has been brought upstairs to our living quarters so that Paolo, the royal beauty stylist, can figure out which of Mia's hairdos will best keep it in place.
We were all standing around admiring it ... and trying it on, even though the royal crown isn't supposed to be worn by anyone except the reigning monarch.
But Mia said it was okay, because when will we ever have another chance to try on the actual royal crown of Genovia?
I have a tiara, of course (made of real diamonds!), but it's not a crown since it doesn't go all the way around my head ... and it's certainly not the royal crown of Genovia.
"It's so heavy!" Luisa cried, when it was her turn to try it on.
"It weighs seven pounds," Mia informed us from the couch, where she was bouncing Baby Prince Frank, the fussiest of the twins, in her arms. "So you can imagine how much your neck would hurt after wearing it for a few hours."
"And it's worth over twenty million dollars," my dad added. "So please be careful with it."
"My neck doesn't hurt a bit." Lady Luisa stared at her reflection in the mirror. "I could wear it all day. I've never worn anything worth twenty million dollars before."
"Believe me," Mia said, "one of the first things I did when I found out I was a princess was try to get Dad to sell the crown and donate the money to the orphans of Genovia."
"Pfuit!" said Grandmère scornfully. "The orphans of Genovia don't need our money. They all have trust funds."
"The sapphires really bring out the blue in my eyes," Luisa said, admiring her reflection some more.
"Yes," I said. "They do. Now, why don't you give someone else a turn?" She'd been wearing the crown for almost five minutes.
"What's that?" Luisa asked instead of surrendering the crown, pointing at a red velvet cape that was hanging on a dressmaker's dummy in the corner.
"Oh," I said. "That's the Robe of State. It's two hundred years old. It just got back from the cleaners, too."
"And a good thing it did," Rocky said, "because that skunk-fur trim smelled like farts."
"That trim is most certainly not skunk fur," Grandmère said tartly. "It is Alpine ermine, and extremely rare. And the robe did not smell of flatulence, it smelled of mildew from having had champagne spilled on it the last time it was worn." She gave Dad the evil eye, which he pretended not to notice. "The Robe of State plays almost as important a role in the coronation as the crown. It is worn by the reigning monarch every time there's an important state function, such as a coronation, the opening of Parliament, or the bachelor party of one's brand-new son-in-law, apparently."
"And traditionally," Dad said quickly, "the youngest royal in the family always carries the robe's train. And since Princess Elizabeth and Prince Frank aren't oldenough yet even to crawl, Olivia is the one upon whom this formidable responsibility has fallen."
I tried to look modest when Nishi smiled at me, impressed.
"It's no different than when we carried Mia's train at her wedding," I said with a shrug.
But it is different, since the beautiful lace train of my sister's wedding dress was a lot lighter than the Genovian Robe of State's twenty-foot train. I know, since I've already lifted the robe a few times for practice. I have no idea how Mia's going to get down the entire length of the throne room in that heavy thing, even with my help.
We'd finally wrestled the crown from Luisa — who really didn't want to give it up — and were trying it on Snowball just for laughs when a footman knocked on the door with a letter that had just been delivered by special courier.
I didn't think anything of it at the time. My sister gets letters delivered by special courier all the time. She's about to be the reigning princess of Genovia, after all, even if some people (Lady Luisa) don't think that's a big deal.
But this letter was different. I could tell by my sister's face after she opened it.
"Oh no," Mia said.
"What is it?" her husband, Michael, asked. He was trying to bounce both twins in his arms. All the twins do all day (when they're not sleeping or eating) is cry. Having a newborn twin niece and nephew is not as much fun as I thought it would be. "More yes RSVPs to the coronation?"
"Why does everyone wait until the last minute to respond to invitations?" Grandmère asked. "It's the height of rudeness."
"No," Mia said, reading the letter. "It's much worse than that. It's about our cousin, Prince René Alberto."
"Oh," I said. "Is he the one who keeps getting arrested for illegal offshore gambling?"
"No," Mia said. "He's the one who keeps contesting my right to the throne. And now he's doing it again. Only this time he's filed a cease and desist order in an attempt to stop the coronation."
"What?" I almost dropped the royal crown, which could have been a disaster. It's very old, and the jewels aren't really screwed in that tightly. "How can he do that?"
"He's claiming that his eight-year-old son has more right to the throne of Genovia than I do."
"On what possible grounds?" Michael asked, looking outraged on his wife's behalf.
"And since when does René have a son, anyway?" Grandmère demanded. "I thought he and that horrid wife of his had a daughter. I distinctly remember the birth announcement. They named her Morgan. I sent her an Add-A-Pearl necklace, and every birthday since, I've been sending a pearl, not that they've ever thanked me."
"Morgan can be a girl's or a boy's name, Grandmère," Rocky pointed out. "And boys can like pearl necklaces."
"Well, evidently Morgan doesn't," Mia said. "Or at least not enough, because his father is now demanding that I hand over the crown instead."
My stepmother, Helen Thermopolis, shook her head. "What possible reason could Cousin René have to think that his son has more of a claim to the throne than you do, Mia? Is it because he's a boy? How typically sexist!"
"And René is from the Italian side of the family!" Grandmère practically screamed. "He's not even a Renaldo. He's hardly even related to us!"
Luisa looked hurt. "I'm from the Italian side of the family," she said. "And I'm not a Renaldo. Does that mean I'm not related to you?"
"Of course you are, dear," Helen said, patting her on the shoulder, making me feel a bit guilty for thinking, Sometimes I wish you weren't. "Princess Clarisse is exaggerating. The Renaldos and Albertos and Ferraris are all very closely related ... and of course the Italian border is only a mile away from here."
"Well," Dad said, scanning the letter, which Mia had passed to him. "This might explain it. Apparently, Cousin René and his wife paid for one of those home genetic ancestry kits that are so popular right now, and it turns out little Morgan's DNA is ninety-nine-point-nine percent Genovian."
"What difference does that make?" Grandmère demanded.
But I knew. Before the words were even out of Dad's mouth, I knew:
"Well," he began. "It means that little Morgan —"
"— doesn't have any American blood in him," I said, "like we do."
I tried not to sound as sad as I felt, but it was hard. I knew this whole princess thing was too good to be true.
Not that being a princess is so important. What's important is that, after spending most of my life living with people who never cared for me, I've finally found a family who does. The fact that they're royal — and so am I — has only been frosting on the cake.
Of course, you can learn to get along with unfrosted cake ... but life with it is so much sweeter.
"Well, not American blood, necessarily," Mia said. "But they're claiming that Morgan's DNA is genetically a much closer match to the DNA of Princess Rosagunde, the founder of Genovia, than either mine or yours, Olivia, because we have American mothers. Which, if you ask me, is simply —"
"Ridiculous!" Grandmère cried, rising from her seat. "Who has shown more of Princess Rosagunde's devotion to the crown than either you or your sister? Why, it's because of you, Amelia, that Genovia has one of the highest gross national products in the EU! And you, Olivia, helped keep your school from suffering a humiliating defeat last month in the Royal School Winter Games!"
"Well, I don't know about that," I said modestly. "All I did was take photographs for the school paper."
"But that's certainly more than your cousin René has ever done!" Grandmère insisted. "How dare he imagine he or his son is anything like our noble Rosagunde, whatever some DNA test says?"
"Wait," Nishi whispered. "Who is Princess Rosagunde again?"
"Oh," I said. "She's the one who, in the year AD 568, killed a Visigothic warlord and saved the country frombeing invaded. Genovia has been ruled by her descendants, the Renaldos, ever since."
"Cool," Nishi said, impressed. Nishi is always impressed by princesses who use weapons and also have extremely long hair like Rapunzel.
"Besides which," Grandmère went on, still on her anti–Cousin René rant, "René is an Alberto, so no matter what some DNA test says, neither he nor his child will ever sit upon the throne. There have always been Renaldos on the throne of Genovia!"
"Thank you for that, Mother," Dad said. "It was very Game of Thrones. Now, please sit down."
"How could René have even gotten hold of a sample of Rosagunde's DNA to compare with his son's?" Mia asked. "She's buried in a crypt in the royal cemetery."
"Who knows?" Grandmère asked. "Who cares? There's more to ruling a kingdom than simple DNA. One must possess courage, compassion, integrity, intelligence — what qualities, other than his alleged genetic superiority, does this eight-year-old have that make Cousin René think he's fit to rule? None! How dare he attempt to stop Amelia's coronation? How dare he?!"
"Now, Mother," Dad said. "There's no need to shout."
"How else am I to make myself heard above these shrieking babies?" she demanded. "Where in heaven's name is their nanny?"
"Grandmère," Mia said. "You know we gave the nanny the week off for the holidays —"
Grandmère's face was turning almost as red as Baby Prince Frank's, and he has something called colic.
"The ... week ... off ... for ... the ... holidays? Right before the royal coronation?" I thought there was a strong possibility that Grandmère might explode. "Why? Why on earth would you do that?"
"Because the poor woman has been working for weeks without a single day off," Mia said, taking Baby Prince Frank from Michael and trying to comfort him. "And it's Christmas. She'll be back by the coronation on New Year's. We can handle this. Or at least ..." I saw her hesitate a little. "I thought we could before that letter from Prince René."
Grandmère sank into an armchair, clutching the fur collar of her vest. "No nanny," she murmured. "No nanny, and there's a coup afoot! May the good Lord help us all."
"I don't get it," Nishi whispered to me. "How can these people say that you and Mia have no right to the throne just because you're part American?"
"I don't know," I said with a shrug. "But I'm sure it will all turn out okay."
Nishi didn't look convinced, probably because of the scroll on the bottom of the television news station that Dad had just turned on. It said:
Apparently, Cousin René had sent a copy of his letter to the press as well as to the palace this morning.
"Aren't you a little bit worried?" Nishi whispered to me.
"No," I said. "Not at all."
But I was lying. Of course I'm worried! Especially since a little while ago I overheard Mia saying to Michael, when she didn't know I was listening, "Why does this kind of thing always have to happen right when everything seems to be going great? Why can't I just have a nice, normal family like everybody else?"
Michael said, "Because no one has a nice, normal family. There's drama in everyone's family."(Continues…)
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Table of Contents
Monday, December 28, 11:30 AM, Royal Pool,
Monday, December 28, 1:30 PM, Royal Sitting Room,
Monday, December 28, 8:00 PM, Royal Dining Room,
Monday, December 28, 11:30 PM, Royal Genovian Billiards Room,
Tuesday, December 29, 2:00 AM, Royal Genovian Bedroom,
Tuesday, December 29, 9:30 AM, Royal Genovian Bedroom,
Tuesday, December 29, 10:15 AM, Royal Dining Room,
Tuesday, December 29, 12:30 PM, Royal Pool,
Tuesday, December 29, 1:30 PM, Still at the Royal Pool,
Tuesday, December 29, 3:30 PM, Royal Pool,
Tuesday, December 29, 4:45 PM, High Tea, Royal Genovian Gardens,
Tuesday, December 29, 5:30 PM, High Tea, Royal Genovian Gardens,
Tuesday, December 29, 6:30 PM, Royal Genovian Gardens,
Tuesday, December 29, 7:00 PM, Royal Genovian Gardens,
Wednesday, December 30, 8:00 AM, Royal Genovian Bedroom,
Wednesday, December 30, Noon, Royal Media Room,
Wednesday, December 30, 6:00 PM, Royal Dining Room,
Wednesday, December 30, 10:00 PM, Royal Bedroom,
Thursday, December 31, 10:30 AM, Royal Bedroom,
Thursday, December 31, 12:45 PM, Grand Staircase,
Friday, January 1, Midnight, Royal Bedroom,
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