Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear: And Other Southern Dilemmas

Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear: And Other Southern Dilemmas

by Michael M. DeWitt Jr.


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Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear: And Other Southern Dilemmas by Michael M. DeWitt Jr.

About Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear and Other Southern Dilemmas:
Risqué yet religious, sacred yet sacrilegious, deeply touching yet light-hearted, this collection of down-home Southern humor and storytelling is both south of salvation and north of hilarious.
Here is a sample of what you will learn when you peel back the cover of Grace:
-Is it appropriate to say grace, or "the blessing," before eating edible underwear?
-Why Southern folks say "ma'am" to everyone, even drive-thru electronic recordings.
-Why Hopewell Baptist Church holds the Guinness World Records for both mass baptism and water pollution.
-Why "country girls" love pig-testicle-cutting time.
-Why you should always wear a bra when rustling cows.
-What Southern women and Southern winters have in common.
-When it is appropriate to practice the fine art of bullying.
-What happens when a Southern belle wears makeup to church.
-Why all hurricanes should be named after Southern women.
-How boiled peanuts can ruin your reputation and your marriage.
-Why you should always hire a paramedic and a priest when hunting on the Sabbath.
-Why you should never carry your infant into the liquor store.
-Three reasons you don't want to miss any of Michael DeWitt's funerals.

So fix yourself some iced tea, pull up the rocking chair and enjoy Saying Grace. But you might want to visit the bathroom first, lest you find yourself overcome with laughter and wet your edible underwear.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781523645763
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 01/27/2016
Pages: 110
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.23(d)

About the Author

Lowcountry author Michael M. DeWitt Jr. is a multiple-award-winning journalist, humorist, columnist and newspaper editor who has been published in several newspapers and magazines in South Carolina and Georgia. The editor and publisher of the 136-year-old Hampton County Guardian, DeWitt is also the author of Images of America-Hampton County, a photo history book published by Arcadia Publishing in May 2015. Since May 2012, he was worked as the humor columnist and a contributing writer for South Carolina Wildlife magazine. A family man, lackluster farmer and amateur outdoorsman, in his spare time DeWitt volunteers with local arts councils and for several years has been a co-playwright for Salkehatchie Stew, a five-county oral history, storytelling and community theater project driven by the University of South Carolina Salkehatchie in Allendale.

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