Schmucks! CD: Schmucks! CD

Schmucks! CD: Schmucks! CD

by Jackie Mason, Raoul Felder

Audiobook(CD - Abridged, 1 CD, 1 hour)

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780061142642
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 03/27/2007
Edition description: Abridged, 1 CD, 1 hour
Product dimensions: 5.60(w) x 4.90(h) x 0.40(d)

About the Author

Well known and beloved around the world, the favorite entertainer of England's royal family, comedy legend Jackie Mason calls New York home, but lives on the road entertaining his many loyal, longtime fans and the legions of new fans he draws each year. Jackie and celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder, whose battles run from Rudy Giuliani to Elizabeth Taylor and legions of dissatisfied spouses, have published the Survival Guide to New York and Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder's Guide to New York and Los Angeles Restaurants. Together they have also written columns for all the major New York newspapers and The Washington Times, and presently are featured in the Internet editions of the American Spectator, American Prowler, and Jewish World Review.

Well known and beloved around the world, the favorite entertainer of England's royal family, comedy legend Jackie Mason calls New York home, but lives on the road entertaining his many loyal, longtime fans and the legions of new fans he draws each year. Jackie and celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder, whose battles run from Rudy Giuliani to Elizabeth Taylor and legions of dissatisfied spouses, have published the Survival Guide to New York and Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder's Guide to New York and Los Angeles Restaurants. Together they have also written columns for all the major New York newspapers and The Washington Times, and presently are featured in the Internet editions of the American Spectator, American Prowler, and Jewish World Review.

Well known and beloved around the world, the favorite entertainer of England's royal family, comedy legend Jackie Mason calls New York home, but lives on the road entertaining his many loyal, longtime fans and the legions of new fans he draws each year. Jackie and celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder, whose battles run from Rudy Giuliani to Elizabeth Taylor and legions of dissatisfied spouses, have published the Survival Guide to New York and Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder's Guide to New York and Los Angeles Restaurants. Together they have also written columns for all the major New York newspapers and The Washington Times, and presently are featured in the Internet editions of the American Spectator, American Prowler, and Jewish World Review.

Table of Contents


Introduction: Who Are You Calling a Schmuck?     xi
Holy Schmucks
Tom Cruise     3
Humorless Muslims     6
Jews for Jesus     13
Madonna     16
Reform Jews     18
Al Sharpton     21
Rich Schmucks
David H. Brooks     27
The Hilton Girls     31
Howard Schultz     33
Larry Silverstein     36
George Soros     39
Power Schmucks
Jimmy Carter     45
Ramsey Clark     49
Bill Clinton     51
Hillary Clinton     54
Randall "Duke" Cunningham     60
Al Gore     63
The New York Times     66
Keith Olbermann     71
Nancy Pelosi     73
Globo-Schmucks
Afghanistan     77
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad     80
France     82
George Galloway     86
The International Red Cross     91
Saudi Arabia     95
Benon Sevan     99
Dr. Hwang Woo Suk     101
Dumb Schmucks
The ACLU     109
David Blaine     112
Ward Churchill     114
CourtJesters     118
Internet Addicts     123
Zacarias Moussaoui     129
Ray Nagin     132
The National Endowment for the Arts     137
Restaurant Critics     140
Cindy Sheehan     147
TV Weathermen     149
Schvitzy Schmucks
Barry Bonds     159
Mark Cuban     163
The NCAA     166
Dead Schmucks
Yasser Arafat     173
Charles Coughlin     175
The Marlboro Man     179
Walter O'Malley     182
Pablo Picasso     185
Jeannette Rankin     188
Dr. Herman Tarnower     191
Suicide Bombers     194
Nearly-Dead Schmucks
Arizona Roadrunner     199
Celebri-Schmucks
Harry Belafonte     203
Katie Couric     206
Roman Polanski     208
Michael Richards     211
Susan Sarandon     214
Steven Spielberg     219
Barbra Streisand     222
Schmucks-in-Training
The Gaede Twins     227
The Biggest Schmuck of All Time
Robin Hood     233
Also Schmucking Up the World
More Lowlifes, Fakes, and Frauds      237
Afterword
Why Jackie Mason Is a Schmuck   Raoul Felder     270
Why Raoul Felder Is a Schmuck   Jackie Mason     273

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