“A spot-on parody of earnest sex guides, Our Bodies, Our Junk is a hilarious and addictive page-turner….an acerbic, witty take on a prime subject.” --Publishers Weekly
"Finally, someone has managed to find the hilarious flip side to the unspeakable tragedy we all know as 'human sexuality'.
-- Jon Stewart
"The perfect coffee table book for people with sexually inadequate houseguests."
-- Stephen Colbert
"Possibly the most irresponsible book written on the subject of sexuality since The Berenstain Bears Host a Key Party."
"If I had only read this book when I first started having sex, its wit and wisdom would have changed my life in so many positive ways that I would have become the six foot tall blond I was meant to be much, much sooner."
-- Merrill Markoe , author of Merrill Markoe's Guide To Love
"Whether you're a sexual Einstein (know a lot, never have it), or a sexual Tiger Woods (great golfer, have lots of it), this book will hold tons of embarrassing revelations for you. Quickly buy it and take it home, because right now the bookstore security camera is watching you reading it."
-- Bob Odenkirk , co-creator and star of "Mr. Show"
"If you absolutely must buy ONE sexbook this year that is as informative as it is disgusting THIS should be the one. Or not."
-- Buck Henry , screenwriter of The Graduate and To Die For
"Why, this is incredible. I...I've never seen anything like it. Jane! Michael! Father! Aunt Sarah! Constable! Little Bill! Arsenio! Cookie! Come quick!!!"
-- Robert Smigel , "Saturday TV Funhouse", Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
"So, so funny. This book disproves the old conventional wisdom that sex is a poor subject for humor."
--DC Pierson (Author, The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To)
"A hilarious guide to all things physical. Until the day our souls shed the disgusting meat caskets known as 'the human form' Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk will serve as the North star for all things weiner related."
--Tom Scharpling (Radio Host, The Best Show on WFMU)