Sex, Lies, and Cruising

Sex, Lies, and Cruising

by Cathryn Chapman

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Overview

When Ellie’s fiancé cheats on her with a younger and slimmer blonde from the office, she boots him out of her life and finds solace in a fabulous photography job aboard a Caribbean cruise ship. Twenty-four hours on board and she’s already shagged her sexy Texan colleague, who happens to love her muffin-top. Unfortunately, he’s leaving in a week, and his ex-girlfriend, a hot-headed Brazilian with stripper moves right out of the 90s and a talent for stealing boyfriends, is still on board and out for revenge.

Ellie must work out how to deal with the loco ex, sort the lying scumbags from the good guys, and figure out how many crew members in a cabin it takes before officially becoming group sex. Who the hell knows? (It’s five, actually.) It’s a world completely unlike the one she left behind, but as she tries to find her place on board, Ellie discovers laughter and tears in equal measure. And in the midst of the craziness, she realises the greatest thing this lifestyle change has given her is the chance to rediscover herself.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940151877794
Publisher: Cathryn Chapman
Publication date: 07/16/2015
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 411 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Cathryn Chapman nearly gave up her writing career when her eighth grade English teacher refused to believe her sensual poem could have been written by somebody so young. Two years later, when Cathryn was fourteen, that same English teacher declared she should start writing for Mills & Boon, and a women’s fiction writer was born. Cathryn graduated from university with a business degree and spent seven years travelling the world — working on cruise ships and living in London, New York, Paris, and South America. In her thirties, she left a successful marketing and public relations career to pursue her dream of gracing the stages in London’s West End. When this failed dismally, Cathryn settled down with her husband and baby boy and finally stayed in one country long enough to write her first novel, SEX, LIES, AND CRUISING. Cathryn is currently working on the second and third novels in the series. LOVE, DRUGS, AND NEW YORK. Sign up to Cathryn's Readers' Group (http://www.cathrynchapman.net) to get invitations for Beta Readers of the first draft, and/or discounts and release news.

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Sex, Lies, and Cruising 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
JerseyGirlBookReviews More than 1 year ago
In her debut novel, Sex, Lies & Cruising, author Cathryn Chapman weaves a thoroughly entertaining and sassy tale that is sure to keep you in stitches. Told in the first person narrative, Ellie leaves her ex-fiance in London and takes the reader on a madcap adventure when she embarks on a six month stint working as a photographer on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Crew life on a cruise ship brings drama, romance, heartbreak, crazy new adventures, self-discovery and an unexpected life change. The author uses her prior experience of working on a cruise ship to weave a hilarious tale that has the reader living vicariously through Ellie's journey, while wishing that they could be on that cruise ship. *wink, wink* This is a fast paced and easy book to read, it easily kept me engaged and turning the pages. I absolutely loved Ellie, she is a sassy girl who is realistic and easy to relate to, you can't help but embrace her and cheer her on as her cruise ship journey allows her to rediscover herself, and make changes that will bring happiness in her life. So come aboard and get a behind the scenes look at the cruise ship lifestyle from Ellie's eyes! From the inevitable cruise ship crew romantic hook-ups, to the crazy partying and drama of living together on a cruise ship, to the tantalizing exotic destination port locales, to Ellie's humorous daily trials and tribulations, Sex, Lies & Cruising is one heck of an entertaining chick lit / romantic comedy story that is a perfect summer beach read! Disclaimer: I received a copy of the book from the author in exchange for my honest review.
Lovz-Books More than 1 year ago
In an effort to get away from London and a cheating fiancé, Ellie impetuously takes a job on a cruise ship. No place better to find a sexy fling than aboard ship, I say. Right away, she meets Seth, the "Grecian god." Unfortunately, life on a boat is not as exciting as one would think, especially if all you do is drink, dance, and sleep with the first guy your finger lands on. "Basically, I’d been on board for about five minutes, downed drinks like a university student, and jumped right into bed with a virtual stranger. The fact that he also happened to be a colleague I’d see daily for the next six months only made things worse." (13) Mundane and somewhat predictable, this story did not intrigue me as much as I thought. I'm sure this would be considered a fun, flirty, beach read, but it just wasn't quite for me.
Honolulubelle More than 1 year ago
A light, entertaining, and easy read Favorite Quotes: “I’d never seen anything quite so big or impressive since the summer I spent working in a Turkish steam room.” “Oh Lord. A sexy, confident man I’d known for less than an hour was flirting with me in a completely obvious way. And he was sober. I’d never experienced anything like it.” “They call it ‘clothing optional,’ which is really code for being full of naked old men with wrinkly wieners nobody needs to see.” “Just when you least expected it, the boy with the feather boa came out with a pearl of wisdom.” My Review: Ellie has left her cheating arse fiancé, home, and long-lost self-confidence behind and signed on for 6 months of employment on a cruise ship, aka, “The Lust Boat,” hoping to find herself again. What happens instead is that she remains true to form and her naïveté, continued poor choices in men, and tendency to live in denial leave her continued prey for even more deceptive Lotharios, and a target for a petty and malicious barracuda, all of whom happen to be her co-workers. Quickly suckered by three different wankers within a matter of weeks, she must be rather dense as she just doesn’t seem to learn from her mistakes, despite her self-talk and best intentions. The storyline and writing are light, humorous, descriptive, and easy to follow. The characters are rather hapless in their love lives but shrug it off with the idea that everyone is living a lie and just there to have a good time while working on board. A quick and entertaining read for an afternoon or beach day.