Shell Shocked: My Life with the Turtles, Flo and Eddie, and Frank Zappa, Etc...

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Shell Shocked: My Life with the Turtles, Flo and Eddie, and Frank Zappa, Etc... by Howard Kaylan

(Book). If Howard Kaylan had sung only one song, the Turtles' 1967 No. 1 smash hit "Happy Together," his place in rock-and-roll history would still be secure. But that recording, named in 1999 by BMI as one of the top 50 songs of the 20th century, with over five million radio plays, is only the tip of a rather eye-opening iceberg. For nearly five decades, Howard Kaylan has been a player in the rock-and-roll revolution. In addition to his years with the Turtles, Kaylan was a core member of Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention and the dynamic duo Flo and Eddie, and part of glam rock history with Marc Bolan and T. Rex. He's also given street cred and harmonies to everyone from John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen and Alice Cooper to the Ramones and Duran Duran, to name just a few. Howard Kaylan's life has been a dangerous ride that he is only too happy to report on, naming names and shedding shocking tales of sex, drugs, and creative excess. Shell Shocked will stand alone as not only one of the best-told music-biz memoirs, but one with a truly candid and unmatchable story of rock-and-roll insanity and success from a man who glories in it all.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781617808463
Publisher: Hal Leonard Corporation
Publication date: 04/16/2013
Pages: 294
Sales rank: 554,961
Product dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.90(d)

Table of Contents

Foreword: Turtlefucking Mothers Penn Jillette vii

Acknowledgments xi

But First: A Rock Group Inside of Enemy Territory xiii

1 Howard Kaylan, with a Y 1

2 Music Juice and the Sounds of Pounds 5

3 Westward, Toward the Matterhorn! 11

4 Destiny Calls 19

5 The West Coast Ambassadors of Good-Time Music 33

6 How Is the Weather? 49

7 Beat the Beatles 57

8 We Rule This World! No One Can Touch Us! 63

9 Eht Seltrut 75

10 Punks Leaving a Trail of Destruction 85

11 Lucifer Laughs 93

12 Fuckin' Corporate Sellouts! 99

13 Put a Fork in Us 105

14 Around Here, We Have Rules 111

15 A Hint of Possible Ascension on the Hipness Scale 117

16 As Good as It Gets 123

17 A Car Shaped Like an Enormous Penis, Sounds Like Good, Clean Family Fun 129

18 Anybody Got Any Dope? 137

19 A Closely Guarded Secret 143

20 A Pony Harness Dipped in Enchilada Sauce 151

21 Smoke on the Water 159

22 Air Supply Is a Better Name Than the Phlorescent Leech and Eddie! 169

23 Perception Is Everything 179

24 Spinning in Some Hippie Delirium 183

25 Officially Bipolar 187

26 Lobster, Caviar, and Cocaine 195

27 Skating on Thin Ice 201

28 Moving Targets 207

29 Getting Spit On by the Boss Himself! 213

30 Singers Don't Get Desks 219

31 Hey Ma, Look-I'm a Performance Artist! 227

32 Who the Hell Are These Fat Guys, and Why Are They Here? 233

33 Turtles Once Again 241

34 Happy Together 253

Index 263

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Shell Shocked: My Life with the Turtles, Flo and Eddie, and Frank Zappa, Etc... 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
DawnRise More than 1 year ago
If you are of this generation, you will NOT be able to put this book down. Howard was, and continues to be, connected to the legends in the business, as he is one of them. I’ll borrow a quote from Jill Robinson, which sums up my feelings: “Once in a very rare year, there comes along a new book and I say, as I am reading, as my eyes eat words without a blink, as my heart and mind grab each other, This, I say, is The Best Book. I know before the first page is gone. I sense it building. And as the book finishes, I go as slow as I can. I don't want to leave the book's world.” Why a nice girl like me would want to linger here, I cannot explain, but this is my book this rare year. Thanks also to Penn Jillette - you brought a memory roaring back to me. Yes – my first exposure to Frank Zappa was of him being thrust into my living room at the tender age of what – 8?? – courtesy of the Monkees. And if you can catch Howard and Mark – Flo and Eddie – on stage, it’s a guaranteed fabulous experience. Buy this book.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Probably the most honest rock biography that I have ever read. Howard Kaylan's sense of humor translates well to the written word. Highly recommended.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The only thing I recommend when you read this EXCEPTIONAL book is not to read this while you are on an airplane. Your spontaneous, frequent, and occassionally loud laughter may startle some people. This is an incredibly hillarious, moving, raw, delightful, insightful, historical (aka: bits of Lincoln, the US military draft, Nixon, and everything inbetween) book......and did I mention ENTERTAINING? I was never a good reader, nor did I every have a desire to read ANY book (my wife will kill me if she knows I am saying this), but once I opened SHELL SHOCKED, I couldn't put it down (in the bathroom, at red traffic lights, on airplanes, in lines waiting to get on airplanes, etc. etc.) and I completed it in 2 days!! I thought I knew just about everything about the 1960s and 70s, but after reading SHELL SHOCKED, I consider myself a connoisseur....thanks Howard!!! (PLUS...the book has pictures!!!....always a plus in any book!).
Lani99 More than 1 year ago
Howard's book is one you can not put down. He takes you through a journey of an incredible career and his life. If you like stories about 60's & 70's artists, this one is great! Howard is a great writer. I was touched by his piece on Harry Nilsson. I was a fan of theirs when I was a child - and loved them ever since. The Turtles played our charity events many times and just thrilled the audience. Even to this day they are outstanding. This is an enjoyable read! Run to get this book!