Shit My Dad (Never) Says (Special Nook Enabled Version)

Shit My Dad (Never) Says (Special Nook Enabled Version)

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Shit My Dad (Never) Says (Special Nook Enabled Version) by Oscar Wilde

DESCRIPTION

Let’s admit it. Most dads say a lot of sh*t. But unfortunately, what they say is usually not even worth writing down. That’s because they have about as much wit as a sack of flour.

Justin Halpern’s dad is the rare exception. His dad’s sh*t is funny because it is just so stupid and ridiculous. This book is both a parody and a tribute to the book Sh*t My Dad Says. This book is a carefully selected collection of things that dads most definitely would never say, just because these sayings are actually clever, witty and smart. To that end, the wit of Oscar Wilde is indeed truly incomparable, and we have included such gems as

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing,” or

“Experience is merely the name men give to their mistakes,” or

“Anyone can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.”

Compared to the typical sh*t that most dads would say, this book is actually pretty good reading!



REVIEWS:

"Hilarious, witty and sh*t clever!"

"The humor parody that is even better than the original"

"You can't beat the Wilde-man, when it comes to the best sh*t talk in the world"

Product Details

BN ID: 2940012104731
Publisher: Hollywood Books Press
Publication date: 02/03/2011
Series: Sh*t My Dad (Never) Says Humor Parody Series , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 218,787
File size: 512 KB

About the Author

The ever-quotable Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) was an Irish playwright, novelist, essayist, and poet who delighted Victorian England with his legendary wit. He found critical and popular success with his scintillating plays, chiefly The Importance of Being Earnest, while his only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray, scandalized readers. Imprisoned for two years for homosexual behavior, Wilde moved to France after his release, where he died destitute.

Date of Birth:

October 16, 1854

Date of Death:

November 30, 1900

Place of Birth:

Dublin, Ireland

Place of Death:

Paris, France

Education:

The Royal School in Enniskillen, Dublin, 1864; Trinity College, Dublin, 1871; Magdalen College, Oxford, England, 1874

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Shit My Dad (Never) Says (Special Nook Enabled Version) 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 10 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I found this while look for Sh*t My Dad Says. I bought that, but was also intrigued by this one as well after reading the description. I figured that the price was low, so it was worth getting. Well, I am very delighted ... the Wilde-man is truly a genius and his insights and sayings are both hilarious and absolutely spot on. I would have never discovered his wit if I had not gotten this book. Five stars!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Gooooood book
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I wound diffanlty recomd this
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