Snowman is a snowball-dodging expert.
There's no way the reader will hit him with an imaginary snowball.
Wow, the reader is better than Snowman expected. He'll have to try his best, ninja tricks.
Boof! Boof! Boof!
How is the reader hitting him? Snowman's frustrations flare. He's had enough.
It's time for a SNOWBALL FIGHT!