Life is full of horrible surprises. And if you ever find yourself trapped in a mansion with your friends getting butchered by an unidentified maniac, you'll have no idea how to respond.
This step-by-step how-to guide will make it easy for even the stupidest idiot to maneuver through such an unfolding crime, and to deal with the legal process that will inevitably follow.
Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:
-"Telling it like it is"
-Step-by-step instructions for a better life
About the Author
Matt Payne writes Absurd Comedy, Surreal Horror, Psychedelic Mysteries, Sci-Fi Adventures, Stoner Lit, and Books for Freaks. He's a writer, musician, programmer, pseudo-scientist, bee-whisperer, anarcho-sexbot, and wretched dork.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
10 pages of awesome satire and a surprise twist too!