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You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots!
|Product dimensions:||6.60(w) x 5.90(h) x 0.30(d)|
About the Author
Vatsyayana Banana was a fourth century Sock Monkey philosopher. He has been credited with writing Sock Monkey Kama Sutra, an ancient text instructing all Sock Monkeys on the fine art of love--from heel to toe. He lives in Toybox, India.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
What a delightful and refreshing book! It takes an all too often serious topic and makes light of it. I know what you’re thinking – “I don’t even have a sock monkey.” No worries. This book provides you with a pattern to make your very own tantric sock monkey that will fill you with warm fuzzies when getting down to business. “It is important that her partner support himself by holding her tail with both paws …” Each page highlights a tantalizing position from the Kama Sutra played out by sultry sock monkeys baring it all. What do you mean you didn’t know there were multiple ways to kiss? Let the stuffing loose and take note, as you become a master of yourself. From “the Swan” to “the Wrestler,” make sure you limber up your sock monkey to prevent any stretched seams or loose stuffing. It should be fun and no one should be injured. Always practice safe monkeying around. Have your seams checked often and practice good hygiene. Beware of the Dryer of Doom. Maybe treat yourselves to some chocolate dipped bananas? If you love lighthearted reading this is the book to pick up. It would make a great gift for so many special occasions and one that will truly be remembered for a very long time. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. *This book was provided in exchange for an honest review *You can view the original review at San Francisco Book Review