Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

by Christiana Miller
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

by Christiana Miller



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Mara's life is about to get a magical makeover, but not the kind she ever dreamed of!

In the middle of the worst month of her life, Mara turns to her tarot cards. And what they predict is insanely horrible. And unfortunately, spot on. Before she knows it, she's evicted from her apartment, fired from her job and banned from Beverly Hills. When the cards start predicting her imminent demise, she decides to use a little magic to make her world right again.

Just when things couldn't get any crazier, an unknown aunt passes away, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But Mara's new home holds a spine-tingling secret: Aunt Tillie is still around. She's one seriously pissed-off old ghost, who blames Mara's magical meddling for her untimely death.

When Mara accidentally unleashes a demon and raises the spirit of the most formidable witch in history, Aunt Tillie is out for blood, literally. It's the only way she can think of to save Mara from herself.

But the witch and the demon have their own plans for Mara, leading to a spellbinding showdown in a tale that blends humor, suspense, and a dash of supernatural mischief.

Brace yourself for a wild ride in "Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead," an edgy urban fantasy that is not for the faint of heart!


"What a fun book. I fell asleep reading it and in the morning, I stayed in bed to finish it."
-- Finals Judge, 2012 Writers Digest Self-Published Book Awards

"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!"
-- Wickedly Bookish

"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills."
-- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern

"A tremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in the TV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting and idiosyncratic characters that leap off the page." -- Reading is My Super Power


"This was such a fun read! It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty, romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down."
-- Sibel Hodge, Voodoo Deadly

"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to -- and the ones we choose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final, shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!"
-- Barbra Annino, Opal Fire: A Stacy Justice Mystery

"A fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness to chill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's just enough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller's hilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended for fun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights."
-- Bonnie Turner, Down the Memory Hole

Product Details

BN ID: 2940013936898
Publisher: HekaRose Publishing
Publication date: 03/07/2012
Series: A Toad Witch Paranormal , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 340
Sales rank: 331,765
File size: 616 KB

About the Author

Christiana Miller is a novelist, screenwriter and mom who's led an unusual life. In addition to writing for General Hospital: Night Shift and General Hospital, she's had her DNA shot into space (where she's currently cohabiting in a drawer with Stephen Colbert and Stephen Hawking), she's been serenaded by Klingons, and she's been the voices of all the female warriors in Mortal Kombat II and III. If her life was a TV show, it would be a wacky dramedy filled with eccentric characters who get themselves into bizarre situations. If you want to know more about her, you can visit her website at or sign-up for her newsletter at
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