Something has gone very wrong on bucolic Sour Cherry Lane. A straight-arrow high school student has started throwing wild sex parties. The distinguished history professor across the lane has gone missing. His estranged wife, a popular author of children's books, is strung out on crystal meth. And the new man in her life is under surveillance by a joint federal and state drug task force.
It's not exactly a day in Yankee paradise for Desiree Mitry, the alluring resident trooper of Dorset, Connecticut. Especially when you throw in those unwelcome fainting spells she's been having ever since she broke it off with pudgy New York film critic Mitch Berger and took up again with her ex-husband, U.S. Attorney Brandon Stokes.
Mitch has moved on with his life, saying good-bye to Dorset and hello to a new high-profile television career. Not to mention a newly slimmed-down and styled self. Des is completely out of his system. Or so Mitch thinks.
Des, meanwhile, is furious to discover that a major drug cartel has been operating in Dorset right under her nose. Matters escalate when one of those troubled Sour Cherry Lane residents turns up dead. Des pursues the case in her own way. The problem is that her way gets her in way too deep. And there's only person who can possibly get her out.
The question isn't whether Mitch will ride to her rescue. The question is whether the two of them will live to tell about it.
The Sour Cherry Surprise, the newest in this solidly entertaining series from David Handler, promises more twists and turns for the likable odd couple, and an astounding, heart-pounding conclusion.
About the Author
David Handler's first book in the Berger and Mitry series, The Cold Blue Blood, was a Dilys Award finalist and BookSense Top Ten pick. David is also the author of several novels about the witty and dapper celebrity ghostwriter Stewart Hoag and his faithful, neurotic basset hound, Lulu, including Edgar and American Mystery Award winner The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald. David lives in a two-hundred-year-old carriage house in Old Lyme, Connecticut.
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AND NOW MOLLY PROCTER dribbles the ball down court with eleven seconds left on the clock. The UConn Lady Huskies trailing Tennessee by one, 65–64... ten seconds... nine. The fans are on their feet.... Coach Geno Auriemma has the ball in the hands of UConn’s best clutch scorer since Diana Taurasi. And with the national championship on the line in... seven seconds, there’s no one he trusts more than the southpaw from Dorset with the droopy socks.... Five seconds... This is it, folks. Geno’s Huskies against Pat Summitt’s Lady Vols for all of the marbles.... Three... Procter’s at the top of the key. Quick swing pass to Montgomery, who ball fakes to Houston, then swings it back to Procter with the championship on the line.... One... Procter lets it fly from eighteen feet and... she... SCORES! UConn wins! UConn wins! Her teammates are mobbing Molly! She disappears under the pile of blue and white Husky jerseys. Oh, my, this has to be the most exciting game I have ever...
Molly Procter, age nine and three quarters, faked left, dribbled right, and heaved the ball to the portable basketball hoop in the drive-way, tongue stuck out of the side of her mouth. Nothing but net. She pumped her fist in the air as Jen Beckwith pulled into the driveway in her red Saab convertible. It was Jen’s driveway. Jen’s hoop. Jen lived in the little cottage right across Sour Cherry Lane from Molly’s and was starting point guard on the Dorset High Fighting Pilgrims. Really nice and not at all stuck up even though she was a star athlete, straight A student, gorgeous, and her grandmother was the richest woman in town. Jen and her mom weren’t rich themselves. Jen’s dad died a few years back, and her mom had to work day and night at a chiropractor’s office. Jen was working full-time herself that summer at the bakery in The Works. Just home from work now in her bright green employee’s T-shirt.
"Okay, squirt, show me what you’ve got." Jen positioned herself to defend Molly one-on-one.
Molly ran a hand through her head of unruly gold ringlets. She was a gangly, frecklefaced girl with a rabbity pink nose. Her wire-rimmed glasses were slightly bent out of shape. Her T-shirt and gym shorts hung loose on her frame. Baggy white socks drooped down to her scuffed sneakers. "You’re on. Prepare to be dazzled." She gave Jen her awesome head fake, then dribbled right and—
Jen promptly slapped the ball away. "You still telegraph when you’re going to the hoop."
"Do too. You stick your tongue out."
"So did Michael Jordon."
"Guess what? You’re not M. J."
"Duh, I know. I’m M. P."
"Tell me, M. P., when was the last time you tried combing that hair? And what is up with those dorky socks?"
"They’re my trademark. When I turn pro, Nike is going to pay me a fortune for them."
"That’s what you need. A trademark."
"So that’s my problem," Jen sighed, turning gloomy on her.
"Hey, are you okay?"
Jen mustered a faint smile. "Sure, you bet."
"Just because I don’t have breasts doesn’t mean I can’t keep secrets, you know."
"Is this about that party you threw when your mom was gone?"
"Work on your head fake, squirt," Jen growled. "And dinner’s in about an hour if you want some." Then she headed for the house and went inside.
Molly had been spending more and more of her time over at Jen’s ever since her own mom had taken up with Clay. Molly had zero interest in letting Clay be her new dad. She already had a dad. Besides, she’d hated Clay ever since that first morning three weeks back when he came slouching out of her mom’s bedroom with no shirt on and his jeans slung low; a wiry, rough-looking stranger with a lit cigarette between his lips. Molly was sitting at the kitchen table, tapping away on her mom’s computer.
Clay popped open a can of beer first thing and drank deeply from it, watching her. The very first words he said to her were, "Don’t you have somewhere else to be?"
Molly said, "I live here."
And he said, "Well, so do I from now on. And I don’t like lippy little girls."
"I’m not a little girl."
Then Clay ordered her to stay out of the root cellar underneath the kitchen from now on. "You’re never to go down there, understand? There are snakes down there."
"I’m not afraid of snakes," she snorted. "And you can’t tell me what to do."
"Girl, don’t ever talk back to me again," Clay shot back, smacking her in the ear with his open hand so hard that it rang for a whole day.
And so she had stayed away from the root cellar.
Molly used to have a happy life. Her mom was beautiful and talented and sweet. Author of a really cool series of kids’ books about a Kerry blue terrier named Molly (in honor of guess who) that solved mysteries on a farm. All of the characters in her books were animals. The farm was based on Aunt Meggie’s place up in Blue Hill, Maine, where they usually spent every August. Molly’s dad was a historian at Wesleyan and just a really wise person. He knew the Latin words for things, and loved to work with his hands. He’d made their kitchen table himself out of oak. He’d put in French doors to brighten up the kitchen and built a raised teak deck outside it where they could eat supper at another table he’d built. Molly helped him do everything. She was his Designated Measurer. Always, no matter how busy he was, her dad made time for her. Taught her how to use her mom’s computer when she was really little so she could communicate with him by e-mail when he was at the university.
But Molly’s parents weren’t the same people anymore. Her mom wasn’t lively and bright-eyed, wasn’t there. In her place there was a glassy-eyed stranger who scarcely seemed to notice that Molly was even alive. She’d stopped writing—Clay even dismantled her computer and stashed it in a closet. She didn’t go out to the grocery store or anywhere else. Some days, she never came out of her room. Just stayed in there with Clay. Or with Hector, the Mexican man who worked for Clay. Once, she was in there with both men at the same time and Molly could hear her moaning real loud. After that, Molly took to sleeping in the tree house that she and her dad had made together in the old sugar maple. She had a sleeping bag up there and a flashlight so she could read. She was plenty comfy unless it rained. Then she’d tap on Jen’s window and Jen would let her sleep with her.
Molly wanted her dad to come home. She wasn’t sure why he’d left, except that her mom had made him. He’d told Molly he’d be staying with a friend for a few days. But a few days turned into a few weeks. And then her mom started going out to the Indian casinos after dinner and stumbling home late, drunk, and sometimes not alone. Clay was the third man she’d brought home, and the first who’d stayed. Molly sure wished her dad would kick him out and everything would be like it used to be.
But it wasn’t.
Now that school was out for summer she either worked on her game in Jen’s driveway or headed out to her own job on Big Sister Island, which was close to Sour Cherry. The footpath through the woods at the end of the lane led right into the Peck’s Point Nature Preserve. The wooden causeway out to the island was just across a meadow from there. Molly’s friend Mitch used to live on Big Sister until he went away. Mitch watched movies for a living and had the hugest collection of DVDs Molly had ever seen. He was real cool about loaning them to her. Real cool period, even though he was a Knicks fan and everyone knew the Knicks sucked and the Celtics ruled. Molly missed him a lot. Although the old lady who’d moved into his house, Bella, was okay. Bella rescued stray kitties—eighteen of them at last count. She kept them in Mitch’s barn while she tried to find homes for them. She paid Molly five dollars a day to feed them and clean up after them. Some of the kitties liked to be petted. Others, the feral ones, would hiss at Molly and try to rake her.
Big Sister was where Molly took her dad the night he did try to come home. It had been a total disaster. Clay went chest-to-chest with him out in the driveway. Told him he didn’t live there anymore, then proceeded to beat the snot out of him. Molly watched it all in horror from her tree house. Clay flailing away at him with his fists, kicking him in the ribs after he was down. By the time Molly had scrambled down and screamed at Clay to stop, her dad was lying on the ground in a bloody, sobbing heap. Clay told Molly if he ever saw her dad anywhere near the house again he’d "cut" him.
Molly had taken her dad by the hand and led him through the woods out to the island. He didn’t respond when Molly talked to him. Just kept sobbing. He needed her to take care of him and so she had. There was an ancient, tattered sofa out in the barn. She got him settled on it, found a few tarps to cover him with, and told him he’d be safe there. In the morning, she cleaned his face and gave him some food from Bella’s refrigerator after Bella left to run errands. Bella had no idea Molly’s dad was out there. Mustn’t know. She might not like the idea.
Every morning at dawn, Molly would sneak out there and hide her dad somewhere on the island for the day. In the boat house. Or a nice sheltered area of beach, where he’d nibble at what ever food Molly had pilfered from Bella. He was incredibly sad. Cried a lot. Hardly ever spoke.
The only words he ever said to her were: "They won’t let me back in."
"I know, Daddy. Are you okay?"
"They won’t let me back in."
Evenings, Molly would tuck him back in the barn for the night. She didn’t know how else to help him. She loved her dad. She wanted to be a good daughter.
On her way home through the woods one night, Molly stumbled upon a man who was crouched there in the darkness with a pair of binoculars.
"Hey, quit that!" she protested when he shined a flashlight in her eyes.
He immediately shushed her.
So she whispered, "What are you doing here, mister?"
"I’m a biologist with the D.E.P. We’re trying to track down a fisher that’s been spotted in these woods."
"What’s a fisher?"
"It’s a carnivorous predator. Sort of like a bobcat. Lets out a god-awful shriek. Eats small dogs, cats..."
"Next you’re going to tell me it eats little girls," Molly scoffed.
"I’m perfectly serious. They wander down from Canada. Speaking of which, where did you wander from?"
"Prunus Cerebus? Which planet is that?"
"It’s not a planet, you dope. That’s Latin for Sour Cherry."
"Oh, I get it. You live on Sour Cherry Lane. What’s your name?" She told him.
"What are you doing out here this time of night, Molly?"
"Well, you’d better get on home."
Which she had, though she thought he was full of it. There were no fishers in the woods anywhere near Dorset. If there were, her dad would have told her. Besides, if that man really were a biologist with the Department of Environmental Protection he’d know that Prunus Cerebus wasn’t a planet.
No question about it, Molly’s life was turning strange.
And then it went from strange to just totally sucky.
Somehow, Bella got wind that Molly’s dad was staying out there. She called in that mean trooper lady, who sent him away to the hospital. Then the trooper lady tracked Molly down when Molly was trying to shoot hoops over at Jen’s. He was going to be okay, she promised Molly before she started asking her a whole bunch of questions about Clay and her mom. Acting like she wanted to be Molly’s friend.
Her dad really did start to feel better. He even found a place to stay that was right nearby. His first night back, as Molly lay there in her tree house reading a library book by flashlight, she allowed herself to hope that maybe everything would be okay again. Clay and Hector would go away soon. Her dad would move back in and her mom would smile and be herself again. Everyone would be happy.
It was a warm night. Somewhere down below her a skunk was marking its turf, the stink wafting its way up to Molly’s nostrils. Scarcely a breeze stirred the leaves around her. All was quiet.
Until she heard rapid footsteps somewhere down the lane. And a fierce struggle of some kind. Someone groaning. Then a horrifying shriek that pierced the still of the night. It was a sound unlike anything Molly Procter had ever heard before. And it was not any fisher. Molly knew exactly what it was.
It was a man dying.
Excerpted from The Sour Cherry Surprise by David Handler
Copyright © 2008 by David Handler
Published in 2008 by Thomas Dunne Books, St. Martin’s Minotaur
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Things aren't peaceful like usual on Sour Cherry Lane. A well-behaved high school student throws a wild sex party, a distinguished history professor goes missing, and his estranged wife is strung out on crystal meth. Desiree Mitry, the resident trooper of Dorset, Connecticut, doesn't what to think of all these occurrences at first. Then she finds out that the new boyfriend of the wife on meth is under surveillance by a joint federal and state drug task force. Plus Des has been fainting and under a lot of stress at work. Plus she recently broke up with New York film critic Mitch Berger and got back with her former husband. With the discovery that a major drug cartel has been operating under her nose, Des sets out to protect and serve the citizens who she knows and cares about. But can she do that without destroying the work of the task force or putting herself or others in further danger? This is the first book in this series that I've read. I really liked Des and other residents in town. The small town set in Connecticut was a great setting as well. I liked getting to know Mitch as well. It has piqued my interest to want to read others in this series. The author did a great job of creating many interlocking stories and unraveling the pieces one by one. This is a fairly quick read as well. I highly recommend this book.
I was disappointed with this one. Generally speaking, I love David Handler's books. And there are certainly things about this one that I loved. But I kept getting distracted by the lousy editing - there are a LOT of typos and left out words in this one. And when reading a book with a main character who cares about words, I find it especially irritating.
David Handler is one of my favorite authors, with excellent characters and exciting plots. Having read all of his books, I looked forward to The Sour Cherry Surprise. Unfortunately, I found the writing style not up to his usual standards: choppy, with less detailed descriptions. It was as if someone else wrote this book or he wrote it in a great hurry. Still, a good read but the other books in the series seemed to be better written. And of course, the Hoagy and Lulu series is still the best.
I finished it in two nights, it was so good. It kept me on the edge of my seat because the main characters Des Mitry and Mitch Berger were NOT behaving as I expected them to. After reading the first five Berger/Mitry mysteries, I thought I knew them but I didn't. Des is usually so precise and knows her mind, but in this story girlfriend could not have been more addlebrained when she made a decision that pretty much ruined her relationship with Mitch. I couldn't believe it. What woman in her right mind would have done what she did. I don't want to spoil it for the other readers so I won't say what she did, but come on! It was so un-Desiree Mitry. That said, the mystery was cool, and the solving of it, unexpected. Also the supporting characters were interesting. The citizens of the little town of Dorset, Connecticut continue to be surprising and sometimes deadly.