Splitsville.com

Splitsville.com

by Tonya Kappes
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Overview

Splitsville.com by Tonya Kappes

***Double Finalist in the HUMOR and MYSTERY categories in the 2012 Next Generation Indie Book Awards***

Splitsville.com is more than Olivia Davis ever dreamed of when she launched the online break up service where she does the dirty work under the alias of Jenn. No one can find out she's the mastermind of her internet sensation, especially when they threaten her for breaking their hearts.

More importantly, Olivia can't keep a job. The problem is, she has a "gift". Or what she considers a curse- reading auras. When a bunch of auras collide, Olivia isn't able to function. So having an online business works out great.

But when two of her clients turn up dead and puts her company at risk, she's the first one on the trail. With Splitsville.com future on the line, it's time to use her "gift" to figure out who the killer is and who's trying to set her up.

You never know who's behind the monitor.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940013618527
Publisher: Tonya Kappes
Publication date: 07/21/2011
Series: An Olivia Davis Paranormal Mystery , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 281
Sales rank: 233,089
File size: 321 KB

About the Author

"Carpe Bead'em is fun with a capital F. It's sad, funny, inspiring, quirky, and great chick lit! It shows that you never know what's round the corner, and anything's possible if you just take a chance on life! Perfect summer reading." Bestselling author, Sibel Hodge

"I loved how Tonya Kappes was able to bring her characters to life." Coffee Table Reviews

"I loved this book. Grandberry Falls is my kind of town and I for one would love to live there and get to know all the local folks. I enjoyed reading this book and can't wait to read the next book about Grandberry Falls by Tonya Kappes. I have added Tonya Kappes as one of my new favorite authors." Jean Segal

"I love it when I pick up a book because of its cover and the story to follow is just as great or better. That's what happened here." Stephanie Overton

"I read this in a day and loved it! You felt that you were part of Grandberry Falls. The small town folks who know everyone and know everything about someone in a matter of hours." Avid Reader

"This book was fun, entertaining and good to the last page. Who knew reading auras could get Olivia in so much trouble? Sit back, smile and cozy up to Splitsville.com, where Olivia does the dumping for you. There's heap loads of humor, a dose of magical realism, sprinkles of romance, and mystery when someone ends up dead!" Author Lisa Lim

"I was looking for something different and easy to read...meaning nothing too involved, something that if I put down could come back to and remember all the characters and where I left off at...well I didn't put it down I finished it in a day... what a great read !!" Cimarron


Tonya is an International bestselling author. She writes humorous cozy mystery and women’s fiction that involves quirky characters in quirky situations.
Splitsville.com, the first novel in the Olivia Davis Mystery Series, is a double finalist in the Next Generation Indie Book Awards in the Mystery and Humorous Categories.
Carpe Bead ‘em is a winner in the eFestival of Words in the Women’s Fiction Category.

She travel to various writer's groups giving workshops on marketing and promoting no matter where you are in your career, and a self publishing.

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Splitsville.com 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 42 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The story was ok, and the pace was quick. A nice, easy read for the plane. However, I couldn't believe the amount of misspellings, grammatical errors and just plan confusing sentences. It was more like a fan fic than a published book. If those types of things bother you, you might find the second half of the book frustrating.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I thought this was going to be a fun book to read, but the editing issues are so numerous that it hasn't been fun at all.
Ladybug07999 More than 1 year ago
Olivia (Liv) has a problem, well . . . sorta! See, she can read auras. Which make multiple human contacts a headache for her. After being asked to break up with a guy for a friend, she comes up with a way to work, and limit her contact with people. Splitsville(dot)com! Wanna dump someone, but don't want to handle it yourself? Just log onto Splitsville(dot)com, fill out the form, make a payment and wait for your confirmation email. "Jenn" will make her call, doing the dumping for you, not giving up until she gets confirmation from the person being dumped that they know that's what just happened, and the you get an email telling you it's done. Easy as pie . . . right? Not when your clients start coming up DEAD! Now Olivia has to find away to keep her company from being pulled into the murder investigations. If people find out she is Splitsville(dot)com there goes her job and maybe even her life. (You kinda piss off a few people every now and again when you have dump them for other people.) With the help of Aunt Matilda and her friends Olivia starts trying to put things together to clear her name. Can she do it in time and keep her company/identity a secret? A fun read, that you won't want to put down. Now that I know what it's about . . I absolutely recommend it to anyone looking for a good read with lots of laughs.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Finding it very difficult to continue reading this book due to all the spelling and grammar errors! Even the time line is a mess in places. They are in her house, then they are in the car, then she pours him a glass of chardonnay...that better not be in the car!! Love the concept and idea but only a few chapters in I am having difficulties getting past all the editing mistakes!
OohRahWife More than 1 year ago
The book started off great, but it had quite a few grammar mistakes. at one point the wrong name is used during a break up scene. the characters feel rushed and not properly developed. the ending is very rushed. the time line is confusing, how can a guy be breaking up with his girlfriend one day, then the next day be desperately in love with someone else and change everything about his life, make amends with everyone he's ever wronged? not only that, but if Erin had been bragging about her boyfriend for as long as it seems, the timing doesn't make any sense. it had potential, but it didn't live up to it.
laort3 More than 1 year ago
I did enjoy this book and the easy way I was able to get into the character. It was a fun, light read. I hope to read more in the future. My only negative comment is that the author needed a better editor, as there were words missing.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book is hard to put down, but I don't like how one character is doing something and then the next second they're doing something else in a whole new place. It makes me flip back a few pages to see if I've missed something.
Debb23 More than 1 year ago
I had a hard time grading this one. The idea is interesting, a website that breaks up for you. The main character can read auras and has dreams that can give her clues. The part I had a hard time with was the main character while likeable in many ways was just as irritating. She seemed to have a highly negative regard of almost everyone she met. When breaking up with a client she sometimes seemed to be a little brutal just because she was in a hurry. She disliked the cops and I really couldn't figure out why. I don't know how her best friend runs a business when she seems to be a ditz. Now this being said Olivia also has moments that had me laughing and her love for her aunt is endearing (I loved her aunt). The mystery was excellent, I admit I had an idea who but there were enough twists throughout to keep me second guessing myself. I will continue on with this series to see if some of things even out, because as I think this has the makings of an excellent series.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
2.5 stars.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Really the only reason I did not give this a 5 star was due to the terrible editing. A lot of errors. However, Olivia is funny and I really like the idea of a breakup website. It is kind of funny. Olivia's best friend Erin is kind of a weak girlie girl. Also, Olivia falls hard for Bradley on just one date. Not really my idea of true love. Good mystery involved and I didn't really figure it out until late in the story.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
With all the errors in this book I find it hard to believe an award was considered. She has black hair, she has blond hair, and then it's black again. Spelling errors, confiusing sentences, however it does have a wonderful plot idea, the author needs to spend more time plottinf it out.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was poorly written. The plot was uneventful. I got through all of it, but huge waste of time.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Poor editing, story bounces back and forth with many errors, and the ending is contrived.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved it Best book to read during the summer She is my new favorite author
lmpmt More than 1 year ago
Great book!
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great book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Plot is good, writing is atrocious
jackief83 More than 1 year ago
I loved the concept. I'm a huge paranormal mystery reader and it was light, fun and I highly recommend it. Olivia is a hoot and I can't wait for the next novel!
jcr100 More than 1 year ago
very different and like her home page says, quirky. i kind of wish she had more of "olivia davis" books. would make a good series.
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