Is everything good on the home front? How is your family, spouse or Ex doing? Are you getting any sex? Is it that bad?
Laugh, smile or crack up with your friends. Just keep it real. What does your warped mind really want to say? Exploit the simple truth. You know you want to go there.
Why bother with first impressions when no one likes you anyway?
Oh my God Mom, what did you do with Dad this time?
Why do therapists keep firing me? I have nothing to hide...maybe that's the problem.
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About the Author
These misguided imbeciles yearn to escape Stu's insanity and salvage their remaining years with dignity.
As for Stu, he currently works at a local flea market where he sells sweaters to idiots for their pet rocks.