STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) IS AN OUTLANDISH VERY WILD AND NAUGHTY "PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR" ADVENTURE OF CRAZY WANDERLUST AND HUMOROUS SPONTANEITY.
STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!) is written to give YOU the reader that virtual fun time brain exploration of excitement and stimulation that will take your mind on a journey.
DO YOU LIKE BEING YOUNG?
DO YOU LIKE BLOWING IT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE?
DO YOU LIKE GOING ON VACATION AND GETTING AWAY FROM THE EVERY DAY BULLSHIT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH? NOT SAYING IT'S ALL BULLSHIT BUT WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND HAVE SOME FUN!
THE BEST PART OF LIFE IS THE "FUN!"
HOW ABOUT THE LAUGH? HOW ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES? HOW ABOUT THE SEX? HOW ABOUT THE MUSIC? HOW ABOUT THE GOOD FOOD AND DRINK? HOW ABOUT GREAT EXERCISE AND THE OUTDOORS? HOW ABOUT GREAT CONVERSATION?
PEOPLE! I'M TALKING ABOUT LIBERATING FUCKING FUN!
WE ALL NEED TO TAKE OUR HEADS OUT OF OUR ASSES FROM TIME TO TIME AND SMELL THOSE ROSES AND TALK WITH OR MEET A NEW PERSON.
CONVERSATION SEEMS LIKE A FOREIGN OBJECT WITH ALL OF THE TECHNOLOGY. LET'S START OPENING UP OUR MOUTHS (UNLESS YOU HAVE BAD BREATH AND NEED TO BRUSH THOSE TEETH OR EAT SOME MINTS) AND SHARE SOME INTERESTING TOPICS INSTEAD OF LIVING BEHIND ALL OF THOSE DIFFERENT SIZED ELECTRONIC SCREENS.
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) has you involved in a wanderlust adventure that will give you that stimulation to your heart, mind, and soul unless you feel like you have already died in your heart, mind, and soul. If that's the case, you really need to jump start your heart, mind, and soul and start living. STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) will get you started.
Join up with Scooter Hurtsom, Fran Manness, Elroy Shorski, Lenny Losneck and the rest of their comrades and THE CLEVELAND REVELERS. Join in the investigative tactical endeavors with unabridged humor as these guys and their supporting cast and cohorts are their true selves and don't hold back like the "Joneses". Follow this private investigator story that is unique with its ACTION, HUMOR and TYPE A CHARACTERS. IT'S NAUGHTY AND SOMETIMES NICE FOR THAT SEXINESS WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD AND IS ALWAYS NEEDED!
The story starts in SCENIC AND BEAUTIFUL WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA and hits hard in ONE CLEVELAND ROCKS, OHIO!
As in my first novel SURF SUSPENSE, STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) is written to give YOU the reader those myriad of human sensations that make life worth living and make us seek out those good feeling and good smelling and good everything daily experiences.
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER!
The old saying NOTHING VENTURE NOTHING GAINED!
NO RISK NO REWARD!
NO FUN MEANS NO LIFE!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) and its tale of private investigation which takes you on a journey of rambunctious clever adventurous sexy hearty soulful wonderment and adrenalin seeking for your constant attraction and addiction to HAVING THAT GREAT FUCKING TIME IN LIFE!
ARE YOU WITH ME?
"You crazy fuck-er. You read and have much fun. You drink cola and eat popcorn. You don't take dump during reading. Farts are allowed. How about some Raisinets? Wash and wipe your hands before turning the pages. Think tropical. Think paradise. Don't think about solar flares and impending EMF. Think VACATION! Work to live NOT live to work. You are allowed to take dump now. Just wash your hands afterwards."
BE HAPPILY CONTAGIOUS!
Most of all, (Think of George Carlin) ENJOY YOURSELF AND IGNORE THOSE "CRAPPY" DAYS. IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT STIMULATION TO YOUR BRAIN AND LIVING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST MAN!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!)
Your good time buddy
Author of STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!)
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About the Author
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) is my second novel. My first novel was SURF SUSPENSE which is also on Amazon.com through Paperback, Amazon Createspace estore, and Kindle.
My background includes many years of writing business promotional materials, years and years of experiencing fun locations, hearty people, and some good travel, and years of applying grammar which was one of my best subjects in high school and college. Actually in college, one of my best subjects was partying and having fun but those times were full of imaginative collaboration with my college buddies at Bowling Green State University and NC State University. Creativity has been with me since I was very young. I remember swinging on the swing set in my back yard in the Montclair area of Charlotte, North Carolina. I would swing and sing commercials. Our family's back yard had many trees including one great climbing tree that I hung out in all of the time. Behind our house was a great creek with giant rocks and plenty of cray fish. Near by was an area of trees we called THE WOODS. You could actually swing on some vines like Tarzan. We played Combat and Roy Rogers. The creek and the woods were great for playing Combat. There was also THE PIPE which was a very large circular metal culvert which ran underneath Burnly Road. THE PIPE had the creek running through it and had slippery algae on each side. We would run THE PIPE by hopping back and forth from one side to the other or you would be taking a big wet splash. THE PIPE was probably the best athletic training that I ever experienced.
I am a person of huge imagination and have always had the fortunate ability to create off the wall spontaneous out of the air material since I was that kid in Montclair living on Camborne Place in Charlotte, North Carolina. You search and search for something you love. You spend years working at a business job to make ends meet. The love is right in front of you but you don't see it because you're lost in that muse of making money and trying to conform to society when you may hate trying to conform to society. I want to thank my parents for their support and I want to thank the lack of jobs and the shitty economy caused by greed to give me the opportunity to write SURF SUSPENSE AND STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!). I have found the profession that I love.
MY MISSION IS TO TAKE YOU ON THAT GREAT JOURNEY OF FUN VIRTUAL ESCAPISM!
AUTHOR OF SURF SUSPENSE AND STUBBY P. EYES. (DICKS!)