Step 1-Anticipation. This fuzzy, pink heart-shaped patch will have single girls giggling, blushing, and waiting by the phone.
Step 2-Connection. This shiny, red lightning-shaped patch leads to new lingerie and lots of time in the bedroom.
Step 3-Commitment. This dull olive patch plants women firmly on the couch, wondering why they watch so much TV. And where did their sex drive go?
Step 4-Reentry. This sparkly, blue star-shaped patch will have single girls remembering their relationship searches with renewed eagerness, ready to tackle dating once again!
For any woman who's looking for a relationship, or simply fed up with the one she already has, this parody of self-help science is guaranteed to stick with her through all the ups and downs of modern dating.
Author Biography: Katie Gates is a freelance writer and a fund-raising consultant for the nonprofit sector. She also designs jewelry and sells it through retail venues and her website.
Tim Knight is a freelance writer and editor, as well as a film critic for the website www.reel.com. He has written and edited books on a variety of subjects.