Suckers

Suckers

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Suckers by J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand, Dick Hill

Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers.

Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781455811656
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Publication date: 08/09/2011
Edition description: Unabridged, 2 CDs, 1 hr. 40 min
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 5.50(h) x 0.50(d)

About the Author

J.A. Konrath is the author of the Jacqueline “Jack” Daniels series that includes “Whiskey Sour,” “Bloody Mary,” “Rusty Nail,” “Dirty Martini,” “Fuzzy Navel”, “Cherry Bomb” and "Shaken."

Jeff Strand is the author of the Andrew Mayhem thrillers including “Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary)”, Single White Psychopath Seeks Same”, and “Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)”.

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Suckers 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 18 reviews.
swilk1026 More than 1 year ago
Is this an anthology of short stories leading us to believe it's an actual single story novella with extras? I ask because I've seen this book before and (1) the TOC reads like a list of short story titles and (2) I've read the story given in the first few pages of this sample. I realize these guys have a ridiculous sense of humor but am now wondering if those of us who purchase the book are not the actual "suckers".
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Yugioh cards. Pokemon. Beyblade. Bahkugan. DARK MAGICIAN GIRL ROX!!!!!!!!! DARK MAGICIAN YOURE COOL TOO!!!!!!!! AND WHO COULD FORGET GOOD OLD RED EYES BLACK DRAGON???!!!!!!! YUGIOH IS THE GREATEST CARTOON IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This book should never have been listed in the Barnes & Noble selections! Never saw such a rediculuse thing Published
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haknort More than 1 year ago
B&N hasn't put up the book description yet, so here it is: Masters of the comedy thriller genre, J.A. Konrath and Jeff Strand, team up for the humorous horror novella Suckers. Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem, star of the novels Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, and Casket For Sale (Only Used Once), sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers Whiskey Sour, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Dirty Martini, Fuzzy Navel, and Cherry Bomb. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters. Originally, published as a very expensive limited-edition hardcover, Suckers is now available as a super cheap ebook. But the fun doesn't stop there. Also included in this ebook are six other Mayhem and McGlade stories, many of them rare and long out of print. Whelp Wanted - JA Konrath Poor Career Choice - Jeff Strand Taken to the Cleaners - JA Konrath A Bit of Halloween Mayhem - Jeff Strand The Necro File - JA Konrath The Lost (For a Good Reason) Adventure of Andrew Mayhem - Jeff Strand If that's not enough to get you to part with your pocket change, this ebook also includes two brand new introductions written by the authors, and an exclusive Strand/Konrath interview. That's over 53,000 words worth of demented entertainment, for half the price of a kiddie meal at that fast food restaurant with the scary clown. It's also 1/3 of the calories. Warning: Some of the jokes (mostly Konrath's) push the boundaries of good taste. Don't buy this if you're easily offended. Here's what critics and bestselling authors have to say: "JA Konrath is the greatest writer who ever lived!" -- Jeff Strand, published author of Benjamin's Parasite "No, no, Jeff Strand is way better!" -- JA Konrath, published author of Whiskey Sour "I officially withdraw my previous quote based on new information provided by JA Konrath's quote. Jeff Strand is the greatest writer who ever lived!" -- Jeff Strand, published author of The Sinister Mr. Corpse "Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters." -- JA Konrath, published author of the more mediocre half of Suckers "Well, duh." -- Jeff Strand, published author of the half of Suckers that's okay, sort of, if your expectations aren't too high.