Swipe For Orcs

You need a mate. You're getting old.

My father believed orc females had three main purposes-marry a good orc male, have many orc babies, and run a good orc household. Too bad I didn't want those things. Well, I wanted to have a mate and a family, but I wanted other things too. So I made a deal with my father. I would find my own acceptable male of worth before my birthday and get married. How hard could it be?

A universal orc rule dictated that an orc who is a clan leader must have a wife.

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