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From A to Z, this page-turner takes aim at many different targets. This witty compendium of "tax worthy" behavior has it all: deceit, finger-pointing, power plays, scams, high anxiety, abuse of power, delusion, dysfunction, germ warfare, stealthy corporate honchos, broken promises, cheap ploys, and best of all, a rollicking good time! The authors navigate life's frustrations and transgressions with a breezy, snappy style and in a uniquely funny and comforting way. A feel-good book that avenges life's innocent bystanders, Tax the Rude, Not Me! is a must-read that strikes a blow for over-taxed and under-respected Americans everywhere. After all, the "kinder, gentler" approach hasn't worked...this one will.
TOTALLY BOGUS RAVE REVIEWS:
B. Clinton, Washington, D.C
The Republicans could never have conceived a tax plan so right for the new millennium. .
G. Bush, Dallas, TX
The Democrats will probably take credit for Tax the Rude, Not Me! Right on target ... brilliant.
J. Ventura, St. Paul, MN
Taxing the rude will be a body slam to the federal deficit...let's get ready to rumble!.
S. Forbes, New Britain, CT
Tax the Rude, Not Me! makes the 'flat tax' fizzle! A masterstroke... I wish I thought of it first.
Read an Excerpt
ALPHABET SOUP TAX -- companies that use words in their toll-free numbers, so you have to sit there stupidly staring at the keypad trying to spell out the phone number
PINATA TAX -- neglectful surgeons who sew up a patient's body cavity, after they've left a spool of thread, retractor, cloth, clamp, pair of scissors, or other surprise inside
OPERATOR ASSISTANCE TAX -- manufacturers of cell phones who don't provide etiquette manuals as standard equipment, with guidelines for cell phone use in public for the chronically self-important
FLIMFLAM TAX -- stores that require you to check all your bags, but also post a prominent sign stating, "Not responsible for personal property"
ANATOMY 101 TAX - dinner companions who season your meal with gross details about their hemorrhoids, urinary tract infections, vaginal deliveries, spastic colons, oozing, incisions, constipation, and sinus drainage
ON-LINE SHOPPING TAX -- nervy supermarket customers who park their grocery carts in front of you at the checkout and then roam through the store harvesting more items, claiming that they're "on line"