Spiraling debt! Unemployment! Regulations! Bailouts! Gun control! The End of Times!
America is in desperate need of a good teabagging. And whether you're an angry conservatice patriot or a godless wussy liberal dirty poopy socialist, The Tea Party Guide to Being a Real American will give you the balls to do it.
This book has the answers. Answers to questions like, Why did Jesus write the Constitution? This secret knowledge was given by God to the author, Roland Boyle, as he traveled America from rally to gun show, holding prayer meetings in public buildings and drinking heavily. So you know it's all true ? especially the SEX chapter. But don't take this book's word for it!
Listen to what other Real Americans aren't saying:
"This book is damp from me squirting hot patriotic tears of joy and possibly rage all over it." ? Glenn Beck
"I'd like to shoot this book in the face." ? Dick Cheney
"This is a book which is made of paper and has information in it also." ? Sarah Palin®
Be a Real American. Buy this book.
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Omce again the left attempts to make the right look bad. If you think that the tea party is evil "read thats no angry mob thats my mom".
Ok, first of all, read the whole front cover if you're going to judge it. This book is a parody; the author does not think liberals are godless. However, if you happen to be particularly conservative (i.e., a member of this ridiculous movement,) you're probably too stupid to realize that this book IS supposed to be offensive toward you. He is not glorifying the Tea Party movement, he's making fun of it. And for that exact reason, this book was a pleasure to read. If you can laugh at the most disgusting people in the country instead of getting angry or crying in frustration, you will probably enjoy this book.
Now, I have not read this book, but the title just makes me ask the question: why do some conservatives think liberals are godless and disloyal to America? I would love to know where this crude generalization came from because whoever created it will get a piece of mind. I love my God just as much as any conservative. And so what if we respect socialism? That is not because we hate America, we just like how it seems to work in other countries like England. If some conservative could hear me out here, that would be great.