The Anthropocene Reviewed (Signed Edition): Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

The Anthropocene Reviewed (Signed Edition): Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

by John Green


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For many of us, the world is a curious place. For John Green, it’s an even MORE curious place. And who better to explore with us the Anthropocene age? What’s that you say? Well, let Green take your hand and lead us down the rabbit hole.

Instant #1 bestseller! A deeply moving collection of personal essays from John Green, the author of The Fault in Our Stars and Turtles All the Way Down.

“The perfect book for right now.” –People

“The Anthropocene Reviewed is essential to the human conversation.” –Library Journal, starred review

The Anthropocene is the current geologic age, in which humans have profoundly reshaped the planet and its biodiversity. In this remarkable symphony of essays adapted and expanded from his groundbreaking podcast, bestselling author John Green reviews different facets of the human-centered planet on a five-star scale—from the QWERTY keyboard and sunsets to Canada geese and Penguins of Madagascar.

Funny, complex, and rich with detail, the reviews chart the contradictions of contemporary humanity. As a species, we are both far too powerful and not nearly powerful enough, a paradox that came into sharp focus as we faced a global pandemic that both separated us and bound us together.

John Green’s gift for storytelling shines throughout this masterful collection. The Anthropocene Reviewed is a open-hearted exploration of the paths we forge and an unironic celebration of falling in love with the world.

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780525555216
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 05/18/2021
Edition description: SIG
Pages: 304
Sales rank: 162
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.30(h) x 1.30(d)

About the Author

John Green is the award-winning, #1 bestselling author of books including Looking for Alaska, The Fault in Our Stars, and Turtles All the Way Down. His books have received many accolades, including a Printz Medal, a Printz Honor, and an Edgar Award. John has twice been a finalist for the LA Times Book Prize and was selected by TIME magazine as one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World. He is also the writer and host of the critically acclaimed podcast The Anthropocene Reviewed. With his brother, Hank, John has co-created many online video projects, including Vlogbrothers and the educational channel Crash Course. He lives with his family in Indianapolis, Indiana. You can visit John online at

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From the Introduction
When I reviewed books, “I” was never in the review. I imagined myself as a disinterested observer writing from outside. My early re­views of Diet Dr Pepper and Canada geese were similarly written in the nonfictional version of third-person omniscient narration. After Sarah read them, she pointed out that in the Anthropocene, there are no disinterested observers; there are only participants. She explained that  when people write reviews, they are really writing a kind of mem­oir—here’s what my experience was eating at this restaurant or getting my hair cut at this barbershop. I’d written 1,500 words about Diet Dr Pepper without once mentioning my abiding and deeply personal love of Diet Dr Pepper.

Around the same time, as I began to regain my sense of balance, I reread the work of my friend and mentor Amy Krouse Rosenthal, who’d died a few months earlier. She’d once written, “For anyone trying to discern what to do w/ their life: PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO. That’s pretty much all the info u need.” My attention had become so fractured, and my world had become so loud, that I wasn’t paying attention to what I was paying attention to. But when I put myself into the reviews as Sarah suggested, I felt like for the first time in years, I was at least trying to pay attention to what I pay attention to.

This book started out as a podcast, where I tried to chart some of the contradictions of human life as I experience it—how we can be so com­passionate and so cruel, so persistent and so quick to despair. Above all, I wanted to understand the contradiction of human power: We are at once far too powerful and not nearly powerful enough. We are power­ful enough to radically reshape Earth’s climate and biodiversity, but not powerful enough to choose how we reshape them. We are so powerful that we have escaped our planet’s atmosphere. But we are not powerful enough to save those we love from suffering.

I also wanted to write about some of the places where my small life runs into the large forces of the Anthropocene. In early 2020, after two years of writing the podcast, an exceptionally large force appeared in the form of a novel coronavirus. I began then to write about the only thing I could write about. Amid the crisis—and writing to you from April of 2021, I am still amid it—I find much to fear and lament. But I also see humans working together to share and distribute what we collectively learn, and I see people working together to care for the sick and vulner­able. Even separated, we are bound up in each other. As Sarah told me, there are no observers; only participants.

Table of Contents

Introduction 1

"You'll Never Walk Alone" 9

Humanity's Temporal Range 13

Halley's Comet 23

Our Capacity for Wonder 29

Lascaux Cave Paintings 35

Scratch 'n' Sniff Stickers 41

Diet Dr Pepper 47

Velociraptors 51

Canada Geese 55

Teddy Bears 61

The Hall of Presidents 67

Air-Conditioning 73

Staphylococcus aureus 79

The Internet 85

Academic Decathlon 89

Sunsets 95

Jerzy Dudek's Performance on May 25, 2005 101

Penguins of Madagascar 107

Piggly Wiggly 113

The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest 121

CNN 127

Harvey 133

The Yips 139

Auld Lang Syne 145

Googling Strangers 153

Indianapolis 159

Kentucky Bluegrass 165

The Indianapolis 500 169

Monopoly 175

Super Mario Kart 181

Bonneville Salt Flats 185

Hiroyuki Doi's Circle Drawings 191

Whispering 195

Viral Meningitis 199

Plague 205

Wintry Mix 215

The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur 223

The Notes App 231

The Mountain Goats 237

The QWERTY Keyboard 239

The World's Largest Ball of Paint 245

Sycamore Trees 251

"New Partner" 257

Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance 263

Postscript 271

Notes 279

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