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This has been only a brief glimpse by the newspapers of the earth at the perils which the world has faced by the emergence of Donald Trump. Tell the world. Tell this to everybody, wherever they are: Watch the news everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the news!" Tell General Pelosi we've sent for Captain Schiff. He'll be here in a few minutes. Over. Are there any newsmen there who can hear me? Over. [Place is full of'em. Over] All right fellows, here's your story: Top of The World. November 3rd. Need Scotch reporting. One of the world's greatest battles was fought & won today by the human race. Here at the top of the world a handful of American news writers and commentators met the first invasion from another world. A man by the name of Noah once saved our world with an arc of wood. Here at the top of the world a few men performed a similar service with an arc of electricity [powering their word processors]. The flying saucer which landed here and its pilot [a thing from another world that was elected President on The United States] have been destroyed but not without casualties among our own meager forces [now it's up to the voters & their Congressional representatives to throw the carcass of the burnt-up bum in the can]. I would like to bring to the microphone some of the men responsible for our success but our senior officer Adam Schiff is attending to demands over & above the call of duty. Doctor Schumer, the leader of the scientific expedition, is recovering from wounds he received in the battle. [Good for you, Scotty.] And now, before giving you the details of the battle I bring you a warning: Every one of you listening to my voice: Tell the world. Tell this to everybody wherever they are: Watch the news. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the news."