The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Kids

The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Kids

by Daniel Berenson

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Overview

The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Kids by Daniel Berenson

The Moose are Loose!
And they’ve saved some of their best jokes for YOU!

See, the Moose have waited since the beginning of time to release their own Moose Joke Books and they've come up with the bestest, awesomest (and sometimes dumbest) jokes ever. Would you expect any less from such magnificent masters of humor?

And this isn't the only Moose Joke Book. There's another one called The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Adults. But don’t be fooled. The Moose think you’ll enjoy these kids jokes way more. Why? Because the adult book has lots of silly puns about movies and books and events you’ve never heard of. On the other hoof, this book has riddles about stuff kids will really appreciate: like moose monsters and moose super heroes and moose fairy tales and moose poop and moose snot. See, we told you you’d appreciate it.

So stop yo’ squawkin’,
It’s time to git rockin’,
You got no excuse,
Time to groove with the moose.

And don't forget to spread the word about the Moose
Or they'll be spreadin' their mess around you!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940016087573
Publisher: Freaky Dude Books
Publication date: 01/06/2013
Series: Moose Joke Books , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 2 MB
Age Range: 9 - 12 Years

About the Author

Daniel Berenson is an author, humorist, poet, cartoonist, song writer, essayist, teacher, auteur, dancer, sage, poser, whiner... hey, it's just a matter of when you run into him. (Of course, if you do run into him, the "whiner" label will probably fit the best.) He's the founder and idiot savant of FREAKY DUDE BOOKS (www.freakydudebooks.com), where he competes for attention with Dr. Crankenfuss, the ranting middle schooler who has pretty much taken over the blog part of the site. (And don't forget to check out the site's very cool graphics and tech wizardry by Maureen Dunlap, Daniel's very talented, and pretty, girlfriend.)

THE CLASSIC BOOK OF MOOSE JOKES FOR KIDS is Berenson's third book to be released in the last year and it will soon be followed by THE CLASSIC BOOK OF MOOSE JOKES FOR ADULTS. His first release was STORIES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SICK, a book whose title says it all. Then came FIREBUG, an intense novel about pain, loss, and regeneration.

These are just the first crop of many books to come from Daniel Berenson. Welcome to his world of Freaky Dude Books: Reading on the Edge.

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