The Con-a-Sutra: A Guide to Full-Frontal Nerdity

by Balls Xxxavier, J.K. Woodward (Illustrator)

Overview

For everyone who's a geek in the streets, a freak in the (Star Wars) sheets—or wants to be—comes a guide for nerds, by nerds.

Today's nerds are loud, proud . . . and thirsty. They've stepped away from their action figure collections and toward the infinitely diverse collection of like-minded folk who are as turned on by cosplay as they are by foreplay. 

But as knowledgeable as they are, nerds aren't always experts when it comes to the logistics of sex. Enter The Con-a-Sutra: A Guide to Full Frontal Nerdity. This book is much more than The Idiot's Guide to Mensa Sex and light years ahead of a collection of IKEA "put tab Blaarf into slot Numdoggal" instruction sheets.

Accompanied by classic comic book inspired art, noted fictional sexpert Professor Balls Xxxavier literally and figuratively illustrates the modern nerd's wildest fantasies through a series of hilarious (if occasionally unachievable) sexual positions. Written to be inclusive of LGBTQ nerds, The Con-a-Sutra recognizes that nerds come in all body types, gender identities, and sexual orientations. Whether you prefer "The Splash Page," "Wookiee Nookiee," or "The Wayne Manner," there is something here for everyone—even if only a hysterical and reference-packed break from your favorite smutty fanfic.

From viral fan artists to passionate gamers, and from talented cosplayers to bookworms with overflowing comic collections, nerds are found in every demographic of modern society, making this the perfect gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, brother, sister, office-mate, nerd-in-law, or any of the millions of people who proudly belong to a pop culture fandom. 

A comical compendium of con-friendly coitus, The Con-a-Sutra lets you boldly go where no nerd has gone before.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781950665938
Publisher:	BenBella Books, Inc.
Publication date:	06/29/2021
Pages:	112
Sales rank:	1,145,345
Product dimensions:	7.10(w) x 10.10(h) x 0.50(d)

About the Author

Professor Balls Xxxavier is a super sexpert and tenured faculty member of several fictional universities. He lives and works in a hidden lair accessed by rubbing a bust of Masters and Johnson.

What People are Saying About This

From the Publisher

"The Con-a-Sutra is an inclusive fun-loving book for geeks across all types and fandoms looking for some fun loving. For those late-night convention hookups (let's see if you really are a Sith in the sheets) as well as spicing things up with your long-term partner(s), it's just what The Doctor (no, the other one) ordered."

—Dr. Erin Macdonald, astrophysicist, writer, and Star Trek science consultant

"Take it from someone who has been a fan of Balls since Bruce Wayne slid down his first Batpole: Each page of the doc’s new Con-A-Sutra prods readers with a hot throbbing tip to help them become a true bedroom superhero. Filled to the rim with hardcore punography, this book will have you Galaxy’s edging in no time!"

—Frank DeCaro, @frankdecaroshow, author of Drag: Combing Through The Big Wigs of Show Business

"Remember when the Greatest American Hero lost the instruction manual for the super suit given to him by aliens? This is not that book. But maybe it should’ve been, because IT’S BETTER. For the first time, the heretofore secret knowledge presented in this tome empowers YOU, the fun-loving nerd who’s just looking for love in all the con places, to happily and positively interface with other life forms of this world or any other. So beam up off that Mattress of Solitude and prepare to go where you and other consenting adult fans have almost certainly wanted to go before."

—Dayton Ward, New York Times bestselling author

"After a year of painful physical separation and emotional isolation, we now have two Bat-Signals at the end of the tunnel: A vaccine and this inclusive and joyful blueprint on how to reconnect and have fun."

—Darrell Taylor, host of the Mighty Marvel Mix, DC All Stars, and Go Trek Yourself podcasts

"It's always been easy for J.K. Woodward to flex his artistic muscles, but he may have pulled a muscle or two with these positions! The Con-a-Sutra is f*cking hilarious and a must for post-con hookups or to enjoy on a post-binge night at home."

—Erica Schutlz, bestselling writer of Xena, Charmed, and Legacy of Mandrake comic books

"The Con-a-Sutra is a gift to nerdkind. Whatever gender you're into, or even if you're into Tribbles, The Con-a-Sutra is just what you need to boldly go where you've never come before."

—Jim Colucci, New York Times bestselling author of Golden Girls Forever