THE CYCLING WIDOW'S SURVIVAL GUIDE
A Satirical 'Lifeline' eBook for the New or Seasoned Cycling Widow
If you're a Cycling Widow, desperately wondering how to survive living with an obsessive cyclist – Fear not! Here are your answers!
From the author of Cycling Widows comes this equally-satirical Survival Guide, designed with both the new & seasoned Cycling Widow in mind. Incorporating a handy Revenge Toolkit and dedicated Agony Aunt column, it's full of coping mechanisms and satisfying tactics to counteract the suffering unwittingly inflicted by a spouse with OCD (Obsessive Cycling Disorder).
FAUX REVIEWS by PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES
Here are just a few of the author's infamous 'faux reviews' of the spurious kind for the Cycling Widows series…
I took up cycling as a plausible excuse to get away from the missus. Now she's read Cycling Widows, she's gone and bought us a flippin' tandem. Talk about backseat driving!
IVOR BRACKETT of the Sadsacksville Cycling Club
This book is a solemn forewarning to dedicated cyclists everywhere that Cycling Widows are onto us. And if you've read the author's Cycling Widow's Survival Guide, you'll also know that the blighters have a whole bunch of tactics and coping mechanisms at their disposal to deal with us. So clip into your cleats, fellow pedallers, we're in for a bumpy ride!
CYCLING WEAKLY Magazine
About the Author
Alannah Foley... aka 'The Pyjama Writer' Author of Cosy Mysteries, Campervan Capers, Cycling Widows, and more... Raised in the UK, Alannah lived in her Aussie birthplace for five years in her twenties, where mozzies regularly used her for target practice. She managed to return to Old Blighty devoid of shark or snake bite, however, and currently lives in picturesque Cornwall with her cycling-obsessed partner. To date, she has two fiction series – the Campervan Bushman Mysteries and Tales from Corny Cove – both of which are light, easy reads with a few twists, turns and tickles along the way. Her nonfiction titles span topics as diverse as capers in a campervan, the vagaries of living with an obsessive cyclist and her adventures Down Under. To get sneak peeks at upcoming books, hear about early discounts on new releases, and any cool offers she might be running, why not join her Readers Group? You can currently get a FREE DOWNLOAD when you sign up at http://bit.ly/PJW-NLP-SW.