The Dead Ringer (Agatha Raisin Series #29)

The Dead Ringer (Agatha Raisin Series #29)

by M. C. Beaton

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ISBN-13: 9781250157690
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication date: 10/02/2018
Series: Agatha Raisin Series , #29
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 20,544
Product dimensions: 5.60(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

M. C. Beaton has been hailed as the "Queen of Crime" (The Globe and Mail). In addition to her New York Times and USA Today bestselling Agatha Raisin series—now a hit show on Acorn TV and public television—Beaton is the author of the Hamish Macbeth series and four Edwardian mysteries. Born in Scotland, she currently divides her time between the English Cotswolds and Paris.

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CHAPTER 1

Cotswolds in the English Midlands are rated as a beauty spot. They are reckoned to be the only beauty spot made by man, the attraction lying in their gardens and thatched cottages. Busloads of tourists are taken to Stow-on-the-Wold, The Slaughters, and places like Bourtonon-the-Water to look at other tourists scrambling for places in tea shops, not realising that there are a great number of pretty villages off the beaten track.

Such was the village of Thirk Magna. The residents were proud of the fact that few tourists ever sullied the quiet of their rural village, even though the pride of the village, the Norman church of St. Ethelred, boasted one of the finest sets of bells in the country.

And there were no more dedicated ringers than Mavis and Millicent Dupin. They were identical twins in their early forties. They dressed alike in twinsets, baggy tweed skirts and brogues. Both had long thin faces and long thin noses. They were very proud of the Dupin nose which they claimed had come over with William the Conqueror. The twins lived in the manor house, a square Georgian building overlooking the duck pond.

Their normally placid lives had been thrown into turmoil, for the bishop was to visit and a special peal of bells was to be rung for him.

The twins summoned the other six bell ringers to their home to decide on a special peal.

The six were normally united in their dislike of the twins and their passionate love of campanology, although some had joined the troupe for other reasons and subsequently found out that they had developed a love for bell ringing. They shuffled into the drawing room of the manor house and waited while Mavis wheeled in a trolley laden with tea and cakes and her sister, Millicent, began to hand round napkins. Helen Toms, the vicar's wife, hated those napkins, for they were double damask and embroidered in one corner with the twins' initials. Somehow, Helen always managed to spill a little tea on one of those precious napkins and Millicent would snatch it from her, making distressed clucking sounds, like a hen about to lay. Helen with her wings of dark hair and her clear complexion would have been attractive had she not been so edgy and nervous.

Because of inverted snobbery, Harry Bury, the sexton, considered himself a man of the people and the sisters with their private income, parasites. He had a red face and a perpetual smile and small beady eyes filled with distrust. Julian Brody was a handsome lawyer, two times divorced, though no one quite knew why because he was a relative newcomer to the village. The twins made a great fuss of him to the irritation of Colin Docherty, teacher of physics at a nearby high school, who had previously been the favourite. He had a nervous habit of cracking his knuckles and whistling through a gap in his front teeth. Joseph Merrydown, the butcher, was so red in the face, like a rare sirloin, that the others often feared he might have a stroke during practice.

Helen Toms was always surprised that the men did not chase after Gloria Buxton, a curvaceous blonde with a salon tan and collagen-enhanced lips. Gloria had been divorced from her banker husband for ten years, and, from her blonde hair to her stilettos, seemed an odd person to take up bell ringing. But as Helen's friend, Margaret Bloxby, who was married to a vicar as well, had said, bell ringing was not a hobby, it was an obsession.

Mavis rapped her spoon against her cup as a sign that the meeting was to begin and, not to be outdone, Millicent rapped her spoon as well.

In her high fluting voice, Millicent got in first. "It is a great honour, this forthcoming visit by the bishop. In his honour, it would be a good idea if we could aim for the longest bell ringing, the Oxford Treble Bob Major."

Joseph Merrydown gasped. "But that took over ten hours, that did. T'would kill us, that would."

Julian Brody googled the achievement on his phone. "Hey! That was 17, 824 changes."

Bell ringing is like no other type of music. It is not written on a standard score. Bells start ringing down the scale, 1 2 3 4 5. But to ring changes, bells change their order each time they strike and it is all done from memory.

The butcher and the sexton were bell ringers like their parents before them, the lawyer because it amused him, the teacher because he was lonely and the vicar's wife because her husband had insisted she do it. The divorcée because it was great exercise and she had her eye on the lawyer.

The twins held sway over the others because their father had spent his own money refurbishing the bells and had claimed the bells as his property and had left them to his twin daughters.

A clamour of protests from the others fell on the twins' deaf ears. They were as part of the church as the damp hassocks, the faulty heating, and, of course, the bells.

That was until Gloria Buxton said, "I can't see the bishop waiting all those hours. He will stay for only a short time and bugger off."

"He will learn of it," said Millicent passionately. "It will be the talk of the country."

Julian had assiduously been doing research on his phone. "That's the bishop of Mircester you're talking about? The Right Revered Peter Salver-Hinkley?"

"Yes, why?" demanded Millicent.

"I've got a picture here of him sleeping his way through Grandsire Trebles by the bell ringers of Duxton-in-the Hedges. Surely a short welcoming peal, dear ladies, and then you will have time to talk to him. If you persist in this long ring marathon, he will be long gone before you can say hullo."

With that odd telepathy of theirs, the sisters looked at each other and then left the room.

"They in love with 'im, or what?" asked the butcher.

"I think it could be called a sort of schoolgirl crush," said Julian.

"At their age?" said the sexton.

"They're in their forties and still got all their hormones." Julian gave a catlike smile. "At the moment, they are wrestling with their passion for bell ringing with their passion for the bishop."

"Must be mad," said Gloria Buxton. "I mean all those Anglican preachers have dead white faces, thick lips and rimless glasses."

To break the following embarrassed silence — for the local vicar, Helen Tom's husband looked exactly like that — Julian said, "Not this bishop. He's sex on legs."

"Cripes and be damned," said the butcher, Joseph Merrydown.

"Here, take a gander at his pic," said Julian, holding out his phone. "Beautiful, isn't he? Like one of those old-fashioned illustrations in children's books of one of King Arthur's knights."

The bishop had a white, alabaster face, thin and autocratic with a high bridged nose and thin, humorous mouth. His hair was a mass of thick black glossy curls. His eyelids were curved, giving his face the odd look of a classical statue.

"His mother, it says here," said the sexton, breathing heavily through his nose, "was Lady Fathering, eldest daughter of the Earl of Hadshire. She adopted 'im. Well, that explains it, I means ter say, why he looks so grand."

"You old snob," drawled Gloria. "Did you expect him to be as droopy as the usual bish? Or would you like him to be African?"

"I'll report you to the Race Relations board," snarled the sexton, and that was followed by a heavy silence while everyone reflected that freedom of speech had gone out of the British Isles, sometimes to a ridiculous extent.

Colin Docherty, the schoolteacher, broke the silence. "I think you've put the right idea in their heads. It'll be the sherry and nibbles welcome."

"I'll do that," said Helen Toms.

"I'd better do it," said Gloria. "The bishop's taste is surely a bit above a village's 1950s idea of refreshment."

Helen Toms blushed miserably.

"You mean he can't serve up soggy vol-au-vents like yours?" jeered the teacher.

"I do not serve soggy vol-au-vent," howled Gloria.

The door to the drawing room opened and the twins came back in. "We have decided a welcome reception after a short peal is all that is necessary. The reception will be held in our drawing room."

"I think it should be held in the vicarage drawing room," protested Julian.

"May I point out that the manor house drawing room is the grander of the two?"

"The vicarage one is more welcoming than this Victorian mausoleum," said Julian. "I mean, rickety bamboo tables full of old photos. Glass cases of stuffed birds. Let's put it to a vote. Raise hands for the vicarage."

All except the twins and Gloria voted for the vicarage. "Look at it this way, girls," said Julian in a conciliatory tone of voice, "the church and the vicar are what he wants to see."

* * *

Julian walked Helen back to the vicarage. "Don't look so worried," he said. "I've got a friend coming to stay. He's a chef in a Paris restaurant. I'll get him to do the nibbles."

"But I'm on a budget."

"My contribution. Don't protest. Just dying to put several noses out of joint."

"You might put Peregrine's nose out of joint. He expected any reception to be in the village hall."

"I'd better talk to him. He'll bully you out of it. You know he's mean."

"You must not criticise my husband!" yelled Helen.

He looked at her sorrowfully. "When you're all riled up and full of animation, I could kiss you."

"Leave me alone!" Helen strode off. But then she stopped. It would be really marvellous to use this chef and surprise everyone. She turned back. "Julian!"

"Yes, my love?"

"Sorry I was so abrupt. Thank you for the offer. Most grateful."

* * *

When she walked up the vicarage path, her husband was waiting at the door. He had been a great admirer of a former archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, who had a long white beard, and was trying to copy his appearance by growing one himself. But it had sprouted in tufts, and, although the hair on his head was white, the beard had grown in ginger.

"What were you shouting about?" he demanded.

"Well, by popular vote, our drawing room is to be used to receive the bishop. A French chef friend of Julian's wants to supply all the welcoming food free. I told him to forget it."

Helen was used to manipulating her husband. "You should have consulted me first," complained Peregrine in his high fluting voice. "Do phone Julian and tell him to go ahead."

With unusual courage, Helen snapped, "Phone him yourself," and, pushing past him, went into the house.

The one phone was inconveniently placed on a hall table. Helen heard him dial and then heard him apologise for his wife's "menopausal" behaviour. She groaned and, twisting round on the sofa, put the cushions over her ears. "I'm only thirty-eight-years old," she muttered.

Her husband came in so she sat up. "Do you know Mrs. Bloxby over at Carsely?"

"I have met her on a few occasions," Helen said.

"I want you to get over there and invite Mrs. Bloxby and her husband to the reception. Alf Bloxby was at Cambridge at the same time as the bishop."

Helen knew Mrs. Bloxby to be both quiet and kind. Glad of a chance to escape, she nodded and went out to her old Ford, parked outside on the road, the one space in front of the vicarage being reserved for Peregrine's Daimler. As it was not exactly vintage and no one wanted large gas guzzlers these days, he had bought it very cheaply.

Getting into her car, Helen headed off for Carsely.

* * *

Mrs. Bloxby looked amused when she received the invitation. "Of course, I'll come, Helen," she said. "My husband tells me our bishop was rated a lady killer at Cambridge."

"But he is not married?"

"He is reported to say he could never meet a lady who could match his beauty. Joking of course, although he is reported to be quite beautiful."

The phone rang. "Could you answer that, dear?" came the voice of Mrs. Bloxby's husband from the study.

Mrs. Bloxby sighed and picked up the phone. "It's for you. Helen," she said. "Your husband."

"What does he want now?" said Helen crossly, but she picked up the receiver and said meekly, "Yes, dear, what is it? Yes, I will try."

She sighed as she put down the receiver. "What a demanding bishop! Now, he wants the sleuth of the Cotswolds, Agatha Raisin."

"Mrs. Raisin is a great friend of mine, said Mrs. Bloxby." The doorbell rang. "In fact, that might even be her. She doesn't work on Saturdays."

Mrs. Bloxby answered the door and came back into the drawing room with a sophisticated-looking woman. Agatha Raisin had never become countrified. From her Armani suit to her high heels, she looked more suited to Bond Street than a village vicarage.

After the introductions had been made, Helen said timidly, "Would you ask her, Sarah?"

"Sarah!" exclaimed Agatha. "Her name is Margaret, although I call her by her surname, a hangover from the now-defunct Ladies Society."

"I was christened Sarah-Margaret," said Mrs. Bloxby. "Very confusing. I answer to both. Well, Mrs. Raisin, the bishop is visiting Thirk Magna and the right rev is anxious to meet you."

"Why?" demanded Agatha. "I will probably be too busy."

Mrs. Bloxby smiled. "I haven't told you when this party is. Yes, it is a vicarage party, and yes, you need not go because you won't be able to get near him for fawning women."

Agatha's small bearlike eyes focussed on her friend. "When is this party?"

"Two weeks today," said Helen. "At six in the evening."

Mrs. Bloxby handed round sherry and out of the corner of her eyes, watched the busy wheels of Agatha's brain churning around. "What's Mrs. Bish like?" Agatha asked.

"Isn't one," said Mrs. Bloxby.

"And why do women fawn on him? Oh, I know. He's gay. Churchy women have a weakness for gay men. They can dream without ever having to face the sweaty reality. Just think of all the married women in this country who would rather read a book at bedtime than having to put up with him rolling over on top of them. Oh, the tyranny of the double bed. Hey! I'm sorry. I will go to the ball." For Agatha had just noticed one large tear rolling down Helen's cheek. "Helen, why don't you phone your husband and say I have invited you to the pub for lunch?"

"He will demand that I return immediately to cook his lunch."

"Give it a try."

Helen dialled home and explained in a quavery voice that Agatha had invited her to lunch. "Then go, for Heaven's sakes," snarled her husband. "Just get her to that reception."

"I can go," said Helen, after she had rung off.

"Right, pub it is. Anyone got a pic of this bishop?"

Helen opened a large handbag like a saddlebag and extracted a parish magazine. "There he is, Agatha. Front page."

"I say. You do yourself proud. Glossy and full colour."

"We have a village geek."

Agatha looked at a photo of the bishop. He was laughing at something. Now, Agatha had gone to a tough school in a slum area and so she had learned to keep her dreams of knights in armour to herself. Who was it the Lady of Shallot fell for? That one who sang "Tirra lira" by the river? Sir Lancelot, surely. How she used to dream that one day he would ride into assembly and scoop her up onto his milk-white steed.

Oh, dear. What have I done? fretted Mrs. Bloxby, who had seen bad endings to Agatha's previous obsessions.

"Will you be joining us, Margaret?" asked Helen.

"No, I've got a parishioner coming round for advice in half an hour. You know how it is, Helen. Our time is never our own."

"Leave a note on the door, saying, 'Screw you, you pathetic old bag. Either join us in the pub or go home,'" said Agatha.

"Mrs. Raisin! Off you go and stop trying to terrify Mrs. Toms."

* * *

"I am sorry," said Agatha, as they walked to the village pub. "Does your husband bully you?"

"I will not discuss my husband," said Helen in a thin voice. "In fact, thank you for your kind invitation but I must get home." With that, she turned on her heel and hurried back to her car.

She was just easing off the handbrake when there came a rapping at the car window. With a sinking heart she saw it was Agatha. Reluctantly, Helen lowered the window.

"I really am so sorry," said Agatha who was not really sorry at all but was anxious to pick Helen's brains for more details about this bishop. "I live down there in Lilac Lane. We can sit in the garden and have a chat. Say you forgive me."

And poor Helen, who took her Christian duties seriously, felt she had to agree to a short visit.

* * *

Under the influence of a very strong gin and tonic combined with a comfortable chair in Agatha's garden, Helen began to relax.

Agatha talked about things that were going on in her village of Carsely and how it looked as if it was going to be a hot summer. She was just about to start asking questions about the bishop when Sir Charles Fraith strolled into the garden and sat down in a deck chair beside them.

"I thought I had asked you to return my keys," said Agatha after she made the introductions.

Charles gave a lazy smile. "I saved you from leaving this nice garden to answer the door."

(Continues…)


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The Dead Ringer 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 9 reviews.
Anonymous 4 months ago
This is the first time that I was disappointed in the Agatha Raisin series of books it was almost as if MC Beaton didn't write this
Anonymous 4 months ago
This is the first time that I was disappointed in the Agatha Raisin series of books it was almost as if MC Beaton didn't write this
PamMcC 5 months ago
Agatha Raisin uses her intuitiveness in another complex investigation. This time there are money hungry bishops, abusive villagers, and murderous bell ringers. In the typical Agatha way, she finds herself in what she thinks is love at least a couple of times. Charles and James are in and out of her life in their usual uncaring ways. If not for her true friend, Mrs. Bloxby, and her concerned staff at the agency, Agatha would not be alive or ever have a possibility of happiness. In spite of several character smears and setbacks, Agatha perseveres and solves the case. Let’s hope Agatha winds up with someone who really appreciates her for who she is and by the end of things, maybe she has.
Sailim 5 months ago
Agatha Raisin’s future is taking a big turn, and I’m kind of sad for Sir Charles. M. C. Beaton presents this newest installation of the adventures of Agatha Raisin - who seems to finally be starting to grow up – with a very messed up nearby village where the representatives of the church, from the vicar to the Bishop, are incredibly disturbing. As typical of Ms. Beaton, her characters remain true to their developed history. The story is an easy read and an enjoyable escape. Her well written prose and consistency of character development and detail provide easily acceptable hypotheses within the story. Readers who do not want to read a story focused on an overall unlikable main character should likely avoid this one, because Agatha is certainly not someone one would look for as a friend. But in time, she does tend to grow on you. One thing of note, Agatha seemed to take a slightly less prominent role in the book than normal, however, her love life rollercoaster remains true to form.
bamcooks 5 months ago
*3.5 stars rounded up. The 29th in the series! Can you believe it? I enjoy these quick-reading funny mysteries set in the Cotswolds, with a smart, feisty, and sexy private detective named Agatha Raisin who always finds herself driven off track by her fierce desire to find true love. If she could just focus on the job at hand! In this latest entry in the series, the bishop comes to the pretty, peaceful village of Thirk Magna and manages to rile things up. He is quite a handsome man who is capable of turning his sexual charms on and off to get money from rich women for his pet project. Agatha is not taken in by him and wants to find out just what happened to his young, beautiful and RICH fiancee who recently up and vanished. As the bodies pile up, she has to wonder if someone is killing off their competition. Agatha describes herself as "like a Victorian detective. I do not have access to forensics or autopsy reports so I have to rely on old-fashioned intuition and guesswork." But her good friends think she solves cases by "bumbling about and putting herself at risk until the murderer comes after her." Recommend if you are looking for a fun, quick mystery--but DO start at the beginning of the series. You don't want to miss any of the fun! I received an arc of this new mystery from the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you very much! I can't wait to read the next book and see if Agatha has finally found true love!
scoda 5 months ago
Do Not buy this book. It is as if someone else wrote it. Choppy. Paid full price for a short novel? Pretty expensive for such a mess. Will think twice before buying her Raisin books again. Hope she doesn't mess up Hamish!!
diane92345 6 months ago
Dead Ringer is another perfect cozy mystery featuring Agatha Raisin! A group of eight bell ringers is planning a song to welcome the handsome and single bishop to their small village, Thirk Magna. The village church is full of secrets. Bishop Peter’s girlfriend disappeared without a trace a few years earlier. The vicar allegedly beats his wife. When he is found bound and injured in his home, two twin congregants explain they were playing a bondage game with him. The new policeman who responds to Agatha’s call sells the vicar’s story to the tabloids. When the policeman is later found dead, Agatha and her detective agency spring into action. After watching the excellent Acorn Agatha Raisin series on television, I couldn’t wait to read the latest book in the series. Dead Ringer doesn’t disappoint. The bodies pile up, and multiple people fall into and out of love. Just another day in the Cotswolds. Dead Ringer is perfect for readers looking for a side of dry British wit with their cozy mystery. 4 stars! Thanks to Minotaur Books and NetGalley for an advance copy.
Anonymous 6 months ago
M. C. Beaton has written two delightful series; there are the Hamish McBeth and Agatha Raisin mysteries. The Dead Ringer is an entry in the long running Agatha Raisin series. If you like cozy mysteries, you will most likely enjoy spending time with Agatha in the Cotswolds. She often gets in over her head but somehow always survives.
Linda Baker 6 months ago
The 29th book in the Agatha Raisin series takes us to the Cotswold village of Thirk Magna, where the bell ringers of St. Ethelred are renowned and very serious about their pursuit. They are also very excited about the visit of the new bishop; especially middle-aged twin sisters, Mavis and Millicent Dupin. The new bishop is very dishy, seems to have sex appeal that he can turn off and on at a whim, and a questionable history with women. Despite his good looks and charm, Agatha dislikes him almost immediately. When one of the twins is murdered, Agatha is hired to find out who might have killed her and why. There are plenty of suspects because just about everyone in Thirk Magna is up to no good. I had high hopes that Agatha was finally growing up in the previous book, Agatha Raisin and the Witches' Tree, but in this one, she falls back into her old insecurities. She seems even more determined to find a man to settle down with, and as a result, makes a huge mistake. And at the end of The Dead Ringer, possibly a more lasting mistake. Sir Charles is still around but as commitment phobic as ever. As ever, the Agatha Raisin series is fast and fun, but I didn't enjoy this one as much as some of the previous books. Thanks to NetGalley and St. Martins Minotaur for an advance digital copy. The opinions are my own.