A dog moos loudly in a park and then in a veterinarian's office. A day later an infant and an adult woman are heard moo-ing in front of the town supermarket. Soon almost all the children of Rover Corner are moo-ing. The mayor calls in disease control investigators from Atlanta. The chief investigator calls Washington to report to the President's advisor. He moos! Will the world be speechless?
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About the Author
I am always happy when a reader takes an interest in one of my ebooks. There's millions of choices for the discerning searcher so it's somewhat of a miracle when someone even previews something that I have written. To date, my most popular ebooks have been "The Death Of Medicine", about a surgeon called 'The Savior Of Mothers' (his biography may save your life); a short story that is an homage to The Twilight Zone ("11/11/11"); another short story about the pilgrimage of a real-life Russian idealist called "Why The Russian Language May Be A Clever Hoax"; and a book about one of the most nefarious villians in modern literature which has the title "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndropwllllandysiliogogoch".
I also write children's books and comedy. Since I have always been a Boy Scout (blood donor, volunteer construction worker, disposer of litter in the public parks) I try to keep my humor clean and free from cruelty but, above all, very funny. "The Monsters That Were Afraid Of Children" and "The Dog Who Cried Woof" are my two most popular children's stories but I believe there are some undiscovered gems in my children's catalogue.
Finally, I also write satirical pieces, such as "Canada died?", which reflects on my thoughts after I recently found one of those 'Canada. 1867-2008' in-memoriam nickels among my change. (Save those coins--they'll be worth a fortune some day) and the Rocky the Rock life-lessons series.
I hope you enjoy all my books and stories.
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