My name is Drusinella, and I'm a fairy.
I used to have a hobby of turning Princes into frogs, but due to my ridiculous adventure with the Princess Camria, it's now become more of a side gig.
Once again, we're summoned to Fairyland, this time by our esteemed Fairy Queen, aka. Pumpkin Spice.
After I broke the curse on all the frogs in my yard, the world was once again flooded with arrogant princes whose favorite pastime is hunting sweet, gentle dragons. Queen Spice is sending us on a quest to save the gentle beasts, and for once it's a task I relish.
But there are other things to worry about. Unsolicited advice from the dragons we're traveling with, Alfrigg IGNORING ME, and the Fairy Queen's girlfriend constantly dodging me trying to learn the Fairy Queen's real name.
This may not be the lamest adventure ever, but it's definitely TERRIBLE.
Penned from the sarcastic hand of,
Drusinella
