The Escapades of Urquhart Flomit: Starring Emily, the Jumbo Sized Chub of Freshly Frozen Ground Beef slash Possible Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar

The Escapades of Urquhart Flomit: Starring Emily, the Jumbo Sized Chub of Freshly Frozen Ground Beef slash Possible Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar

by Austin Malcome

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Overview

Young Urquhart Flomit has been entrusted with a spectacular task: he must use his body to incubate a rare Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar, which may or may not be a giant chub of frozen ground beef. Driven by his obsessive desire for a ferret, Urquhart is willing to do whatever it takes to accomplish his duty.

He will soon discover, however, that it's not easy out there in this big wide world, especially when your trapped in a moose costume with a walrus salesman. Will Urquhart ever get his ferret? Find out in this exciting new book.

Now with super groovy illustrations! Featuring a free barcode, for you to enjoy anytime you wish! Look at it! See how pretty it is? See the pretty barcode? See the pretty lines!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781975655662
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 08/21/2017
Pages: 74
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.18(d)

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