How much do you know about farts?
Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book.
Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book.
Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book.
Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopaedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.
About the Author
Table of Contents
Section 1: Fart Science: Fart Chemistry; Faster Than a Flying Fart; Gas Warfare; Fart Breath; Fartometer; Fart Medicine; Fart Psychology
Section 2: Farty Foods: Blowiest Beans; Fartiest Foods; Stink Sandwich; Other Gas Sources
Section 3: Farty People: Boy vs. Girl Farts; Dreamy Farts; Underwater Farts; Heavenly Farts
Section 4: Farty Animals: Fartiest Animals; Fart-Free Animals; Cows Fart at Both Ends; Farting Ninja Elephants; Snake Farts; Fish Fart Language; Fart Breathers; Beetle Love Farts; Maggot Fart Medicine; Cockroach Farts
Section 5: Farts in the News: Fart Wars; Fart Contests; Emergency Farts; Farts on Fire; Illegal Cow Farts; Farts on Trial; Fart Protest; Fart Forecast; World Record Fart
Section 6: Farts in History: Oldest Fart Joke; Ancient Greek Farts; Fart Like an Egyptian; Roman Fart Riot; God of Farts; Fart Worship
Section 7: Farts Around the World: Japanese Fart Art; Chinese Fart Doctors; Fart Criminals in Malawi; Toot Hello in the Amazon; German Fart Music; Fartland’s Got Talent; Fly the Farty Skies
Section 8: Farts in Space: Zero-G Gastronauts; Fart Rockets; Space Fart Pollution; First Fart on the Moon
Section 9: Fart Thesaurus