The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Snotty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Pleasures of Mucus; US edition

by M.D. Whalen

Overview

Did you know that snot is safe to eat, but picking your nose can kill you? That mucus makes both a good toothpaste and shark repellent? Why do people eat gorilla boogers in Japan? Slurrrp...! It’s all in this book!

Did you know that frog boogers are a miracle virus killer? Why robots need mucus? Which world leaders pick it and lick it? Gulp...! It’s all in this book!

How much phlegm did dinosaurs have? Do you know how much mucus you swallow every day without knowing? (Hint: half a gallon). Wait...is snot vegan?

Pick up everything you need to know about snot in this slime-powered encyclopedia of hilarious-but-true facts with scrumptious illustrations, by the bestselling author of The Big Book of Farty Facts. Everyone from ages 8 to adult will eat it up!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9789627866442
Publisher:	Top Floor Books
Publication date:	03/28/2020
Series:	Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Fun Facts , #3
Pages:	144
Product dimensions:	5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.34(d)

Table of Contents

Introduction

Snot Science

• What is Snot?
• Snot Psychology
• Snot Ingredients
• What’s the Point of Mucus?
• Snot Color Guide
• The Sneeze Limit

Snot Diet

• Booger Beverage
• Snot Health Food
• Booger Nutrition
• Is Snot Vegan?
• Snottiest Foods
• Bird Spit Soup
• Snot Dessert

Snot health

• Snot for Brains
• SNOT License
• Hospital Boogers
• Snot Toothpaste
• Humming For Health
• Big Nose Picker
• Death by Booger

Snotty Animals

• Dinosaur Snot
• Ape Snot
• Giraffe Snot
• Dog Snot
• Whale Snot
• Escar-goo
• Sea Snot Shooters
• Romantic Slug Snot
• Frog Snot Medicine
• Sneeziest Animals

The Art of Nose Picking

• Snot Polite
• Snot Statistics
• Picking in Public

Historical Boogers

• Gross Grave
• Napoleon Boogerpart
• Picky Presidents
• Her Royal Sinus

Booger Tech

• Synthetic Snot
• Snot Swimsuit
• Robo-Boogers

Snot Around the World

• Nose Picking Day
• Nose Climate
• Blowing It in Europe
• Blowing It in Asia
• Nose Picking Tours

Snot Entertainment

• Scientist Snot Jokes
• Superstar Snot
• The Nose Pickin’ Song

Stop Picking!

• It Really is Gross
• How to Stop

Booger Jokes

Booger Quotes