What's your Fart IQ?
Did you know that cats fart more in Pennsylvania? That Mississippi students go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Blonnnk! It's all in this book.
Did you know that moth farts kill, but kangaroo farts can save the planet? That nurse farts could be dangerous, yet farts might have cured the Great Plague? That some of the world's greatest writers have all written about farts? How do you say fart in French, Chinese, or Swahili? Flooooorpp! It’s all in this book.
Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.
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Table of Contents
I • Farts in the News: Kids Jailed for Farting; Fart Tax Protest; Barn Burner; Crazy Toot Trial; Swedish Squealers; The Fart Before Christmas
II • Farty Animals: Fossil Farts; Fart Bird; Dog Fart Science; Pennsylvania Cat Farts; Pig Fart Emergency; Turtle Fart Alarm; Green Kangaroo Farts; Death by Moth Fart; Mermaid Farts; National Chicken Farts
III • Farts & Science: Farting Plants; Shower Stink; Fart Sniffing Robots; Sweet Farts; Fart Collecting
IV • Fart Medicine: Nurse Farts; Fart Jars; Toot Tracker
V • Farts in History: Sir Henry the Farter; The Forgotten Fart; Abe Lincoln’s Fart Jokes; Fart at the French
VI • Famous Farters: Queen of Farts; Mozart: A Little Fart Music; Pooting Stars
VII • Farts & Entertainment: Royal Farter; French Fartiste; Irish Rectal Music; Fart Songs; Fart Symphony; Farts on the Silver Screen
VIII • Fart Literature: Greek Reek; Arabian Night Farts; Divine Flatulence; Cheesy Chaucer; Rumbling Rabelais; Lilli-poot; Franklin Farts Proudly; Hemingway’s Heart Fart
IX • Fart Religion: A Fart Parable; The Zen of Farting; Farts vs. Devils; Northern Farts; Glory to Farts
X • Fart Dictionary: Farts in Other Languages