Table of Contents
I • Farts in the News: Kids Jailed for Farting; Fart Tax Protest; Barn Burner; Crazy Toot Trial; Swedish Squealers; The Fart Before Christmas
II • Farty Animals: Fossil Farts; Fart Bird; Dog Fart Science; Pennsylvania Cat Farts; Pig Fart Emergency; Turtle Fart Alarm; Green Kangaroo Farts; Death by Moth Fart; Mermaid Farts; National Chicken Farts
III • Farts & Science: Farting Plants; Shower Stink; Fart Sniffing Robots; Sweet Farts; Fart Collecting
IV • Fart Medicine: Nurse Farts; Fart Jars; Toot Tracker
V • Farts in History: Sir Henry the Farter; The Forgotten Fart; Abe Lincoln’s Fart Jokes; Fart at the French
VI • Famous Farters: Queen of Farts; Mozart: A Little Fart Music; Pooting Stars
VII • Farts & Entertainment: Royal Farter; French Fartiste; Irish Rectal Music; Fart Songs; Fart Symphony; Farts on the Silver Screen
VIII • Fart Literature: Greek Reek; Arabian Night Farts; Divine Flatulence; Cheesy Chaucer; Rumbling Rabelais; Lilli-poot; Franklin Farts Proudly; Hemingway’s Heart Fart
IX • Fart Religion: A Fart Parable; The Zen of Farting; Farts vs. Devils; Northern Farts; Glory to Farts
X • Fart Dictionary: Farts in Other Languages