The Statute was knee-high, but it carried a fortune in gold and gems, plus centuries of fame in the art world. Everyone wanted it, and for some no price was too high-love, money, or murder... then Johnny Killain stepped in. The Redhead made the first pitch, and she had Killain twanging like a hopped-up fiddle-but not one note about the statue. The Blonde tried to bargain across a wide-screen bed, and she convinced Johnny he should negotiate-but not about the statue. The Ape had a simple proposition: Hand over the statue or I'll beat you in the head! This annoyed Johnny Killain. Much bloodshed and many murders later...
