The Flirty Text Message Helper: A Collection Of Witty Texts For Clever People by Michael Alvear
From Mike Alvear, The Co-Host Of HBO'S International Hit TV Series, The Sex Inspectors…
A Collection Of Witty, Flirty Pre-Written Texts You Can Send Your Crush!
Can't think of anything creative to text that cutie you just met? Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by Mike's team of writers and researchers.
Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls.
Likely reply: Stop what?
You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.
Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:
You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!
You: Oh, crap! Wrong person!
What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this:
"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”
Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this:
You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!
With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again!
And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:
1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow
2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty
3. You want to make them laugh.
4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times
5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye
6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.
7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)
8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back
9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread
10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky
11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier
12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two
13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy
14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call
15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex
16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom
17. You’re falling in love
18. You screwed up
19. Fun Phrases
The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!
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