The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

Not a kids' story

Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.

This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.


Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.

"What do you want little boy," moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.


Nearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.

"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas," said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.

"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency*was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer," said Santa's son Lance.


Lance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting "Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?"

Santa moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.

"What do you want, boy to kill Christmas too," Santa moaned at his serial killer son.

"The Grinch has to go feed the dead, come back later," said Lance glaring with eyes like fire at the nervous crying children who wanted to sit on Santa's lap.

"Congratulations you've killed Christmas," moaned Santa feeling pity for the scared children, "Ignore the bad man he's getting coal for Christmas."

"I'm not going there, dad," said his son knowing giving coal was unwoke and he could have said many things but didn't.

"Oh come with me you brat!" said Santa dragging his son away.

1142898138
The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

Not a kids' story

Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.

This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.


Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.

"What do you want little boy," moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.


Nearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.

"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas," said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.

"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency*was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer," said Santa's son Lance.


Lance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting "Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?"

Santa moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.

"What do you want, boy to kill Christmas too," Santa moaned at his serial killer son.

"The Grinch has to go feed the dead, come back later," said Lance glaring with eyes like fire at the nervous crying children who wanted to sit on Santa's lap.

"Congratulations you've killed Christmas," moaned Santa feeling pity for the scared children, "Ignore the bad man he's getting coal for Christmas."

"I'm not going there, dad," said his son knowing giving coal was unwoke and he could have said many things but didn't.

"Oh come with me you brat!" said Santa dragging his son away.

2.63 In Stock
The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

by Rachel Lawson

Narrated by Rachel Lawson

Unabridged — 6 minutes

The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

The Grinch Returns: A Dark Christmas tale

by Rachel Lawson

Narrated by Rachel Lawson

Unabridged — 6 minutes

Audiobook (Digital)

$2.63
FREE With a B&N Audiobooks Subscription | Cancel Anytime
$0.00

Free with a B&N Audiobooks Subscription | Cancel Anytime

START FREE TRIAL

Already Subscribed? 

Sign in to Your BN.com Account


Listen on the free Barnes & Noble NOOK app


Related collections and offers

FREE

with a B&N Audiobooks Subscription

Or Pay $2.63

Overview

Not a kids' story

Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.

This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.


Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.

"What do you want little boy," moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.


Nearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.

"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas," said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.

"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency*was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer," said Santa's son Lance.


Lance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting "Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?"

Santa moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.

"What do you want, boy to kill Christmas too," Santa moaned at his serial killer son.

"The Grinch has to go feed the dead, come back later," said Lance glaring with eyes like fire at the nervous crying children who wanted to sit on Santa's lap.

"Congratulations you've killed Christmas," moaned Santa feeling pity for the scared children, "Ignore the bad man he's getting coal for Christmas."

"I'm not going there, dad," said his son knowing giving coal was unwoke and he could have said many things but didn't.

"Oh come with me you brat!" said Santa dragging his son away.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940178125632
Publisher: Paige Turner
Publication date: 12/24/2022
Series: The Magicians , #57
Edition description: Unabridged
From the B&N Reads Blog

Customer Reviews