My name is Drusinella, and I'm a fairy.
Everyone has hobby. Mine is turning Princes into frogs.
I know what you're thinking. "But you're a fairy! Fairies are supposed to grant wishes, and spread happiness!"
Boo. Happiness is for Princesses.
I was banished from Fairyland for my obscure hobby, so you'll imagine my surprise when I received an invitation to a fairy party from my old acquaintance, Soflee!
My only friend, Alfrigg the bird, flew me back home, which ended in absolute disaster when I found ou the Fairy Queen had no intention of letting me come back home unless I give up my frog hobby (like THAT will happen!).
To make matters worse, a stupid princess saved my life, so now I have to grant her deepest wish, which is, of course, true love (ugh, that is so gross).
This has to be the lamest adventure EVER.
Ever so Sarcastically and Sincerely,
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Absolutely enjoyable. I laughed a bit and I understood why. Although I could never do anything mean to people or animals, I do get why this grumpy fairy would turn people into frogs or whatever. I really enjoyed the grumpiness and the sarcasm and the whole entire story. Great job. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
This little fairy tale was a treat to read! A sarcastic fairy, a beautiful princess, and plenty of princes turned into frogs, what could go wrong? I laughed, I cried, it moved me, readers!