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There's only room for one Queen Bee: A hilarious and touching novel about the social world of school mothers.
It's the start of another school year at St. Ambrose. While the children are busy in the classroom, their mothers are learning sharper lessons. Lessons in friendship. Lessons in betrayal. Lessons in the laws of community, the transience of power...and how to get invited to lunch.
Beatrice undisputed queen bee. Ruler, by Divine Right, of all school fundraising, this year, last year, and, surely, for many to come.
Heather desperate to volunteer, desperate to be noticed, desperate to belong.
Georgie desperate for a cigarette.
And Rachel watching them all, keeping her distance. But soon to discover taht the line between amused observer and miserable outcast is a thin one.
THE HIVE is a wickedly funny and brilliantly observed story about female friendship, power plays, and the joys and perils (well, mainly perils) of trying to do one's part.
|Publisher:||Little, Brown and Company|
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About the Author
Gill Hornby is a writer and journalist. She lives with her husband, Robert Harris, and their four children, in Kintbury, Berkshire (UK). The Hive is her first novel.
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By Gill Hornby
Little, Brown and CompanyCopyright © 2013 Gill Hornby
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The First Day of Term
8:45 A.M. DROP-OFF
There was Bea, standing over the other side, in the shade of the big beech tree. Rachel, clearly waiting in the wrong place as usual, moved to go and join her and then stopped short. Uh-oh. She could read the signs even from that distance: taut, watchful, smiling ... Bea was building up to one of her Big Announcements. The playground was so noisy and frenzied—it always was the busiest morning of the school year—that a normal person might have to shout, bellow even, to attract everyone's attention. But not Bea. She would never raise her voice around school, especially after the bell had rung. Anyway, there was no need. She just picked her moment, cleared her long hair from each side of her face as if parting the curtains on a stage, gave a little cough and began: "Welcome back, welcome back. Hope your summer was amazing." And at once the chaotic back-to-school clatter dropped to a placid, steady hum.
The groups that were scattered about, catching up after the long break, all stopped and turned around. Those who were standing alone, anxious about the first day in a new class, forgot their nerves and stared. "Now then, everyone. Listen up. Please." Bea held up her enormous bunch of keys, gave them a sharp rattle and smiled some more. "I have been asked ..." she paused, "by the new head ..." the words ruffled through the gathering crowd, "to pick a team." She was on tiptoes, but there really was no need. Beatrice Stuart was the tallest of them all by far.
Rachel, sinking back against the sun-trap wall of the prefab classroom, looked on and smiled. Here we go again, she thought. New year, new project. What was Bea going to rope her in for now? She watched as the keenos swarmed to the tree and clustered round. Their display of communal enthusiasm left her with little choice but to stay put, right there, keep her distance. She could sit this one out, surely. She was bound to hear all about it from Bea later. She would wait here. They would be walking out together in a minute. They always did.
The tarmac in the playground needed restoration and was already tacky from the unusual morning heat. Rachel had to keep peeling up the sole of her shoe to stop it sticking. While August had been dank and dark, the summer had bounced back buzzing and full of beans for the start of the new school year. It was funny, she thought, how the seasons seemed to take the holidays off, too. The last few Christmases had been warm and wet. Only in the Easter term had winter eventually shown up, buried them all and shut the school completely. And now here they all were, after a month of fleeces and cagoules and more Simpsons than was good for them, back for the autumn and sweltering. Perhaps it wasn't just schools that came alive according to the academic calendar: it was a pattern to suit the whole of the natural world.
Rachel tried to tune into Bea's little rally without actually moving, but she could only hear snippets. There was something about the fabulous new headmaster. And the latest savage cuts. And, guess what, some fund-raising. Of course. Yet more fund-raising. She shifted her weight onto the other hip and tuned out again.
She watched idly as a tractor measured out lines on a field beyond the games pitch, gazed up at an airplane drawing a perfect curve in a sky the color of Quink. Christ, it was hot. What was she doing wearing jeans? This weather was doing nothing to help her general feeling of listlessness. Unlike, apparently, the rest of nature, Rachel had no back-to-school bounce. She was buzzless. Bean-free. She'd had to drag herself up the hill to get here this morning—Sisyphus and his wretched rock rolled into one. But still, after a holiday like that one, even Rachel was, if not quite glad, definitely relieved to be back.
She always did like this school, and even from the murky puddle at the bottom of her own little well of misery she could see that today it looked pretty much like paradise. St. Ambrose Church Primary teetered on a hill, clinging to the edge of its market town, enjoying the view of the luscious green belt while it could, before the inevitable retail park came along to ruin it. Rachel loved its mock-ecclesiastical architecture, its arched front door and sloping roof—so resonant of the splendid nineteenth-century social values that had brought it into existence. She could lose herself for hours in the different shapes thrown above the playground by the puzzled branches of the old beech tree, under which the children played in the day and their parents were assembling now.
And of course she liked the people. OK: most of the people. St. Ambrose, after all, was famous for its people. It was known throughout the county for its one-big-happy-family shtick. They all looked out for one another at St. Ambrose; prided themselves on it. Well, some of them did. And Rachel had always, instinctively, made a point of having as little to do with that lot, thank you very much, as was politely possible. Still keeping her distance, she watched them all over there, one-big-happy-family-ing round Bea, raising their hands to volunteer for something or other, jittery with excitement. Rachel shook her head: frankly, she despaired sometimes, she really did. But, at the same time, she did think Bea was amazing; it was impressive, really, to give people some thankless task of joy-quenching tedium and make them feel truly thankful. To see her surrounded by women—outlining plans, issuing commands, thinking big, rearranging a few mountains—was to see a creature in its element. It was just who she was. Rachel could only look on, with love and enormous admiration. Really, she and Bea might as well belong to different species. But it didn't matter: they had been great friends—best friends, really—since the day they met, when the girls first joined Reception five years ago.
The soundtrack of the first day of term—the chanted good-mornings, the little chairs being scraped into low tables, plastic trays thumping back against classroom walls—drifted out of the open windows. And suddenly the corner of Rachel's eye was caught by someone she had never seen before—tall, dark, a study in elegance from her clean, swinging bob to her pretty ballerina pumps. And, Well, well, well, she thought to herself as she turned to get a better look. Well, well, well. That was a rare and wonderful sight: an actual exciting-looking newbie. In her long and wearying experience of that playground, the September intake was so strikingly similar to the previous term's leavers as to be virtually indistinguishable—as if she had sat in the dark through to the end of the credits and the same boring old movie just started playing all over again. Could it be that this year might turn out to be different? The same story but remade, with a fresh new cast?
The newbie approached the crowd around Bea and hovered on its edge, circling. She seemed to debate whether to join in, weigh up the pros and cons, before drifting off through the gate and towards the car park. While Rachel wished she would hang around, just for a minute so they could meet, she also had to applaud the wisdom of getting the hell out without being nobbled. But even as she did so, some grudging admission that she really should be doing her bit was born within her and grew until, like a nagging small child, it was pulling and pushing her somewhere she didn't want to be. There was nothing for it but to give in. Rachel sighed and dragged herself over to the tree to be given a minor, lowly, inconsequential task—some small token of belonging.
"Aw, that's amazing. Thanks, lovely," Bea was saying to the unlovely Clover, who was always hanging around on the edge of things, like a black cloud at a picnic. "And I've got Colette, Jasmine and Sharon on board. All old hands."
How did Bea do that—know who everyone was? Rachel had seen them every day since forever, but she still found it hard to tell that lot apart. Well, that wasn't quite true: since Colette's marriage broke up last year and she released her inner teenager, Rachel did now know Colette. It was hard to shut out the gossip, however much you wanted to, and the gossip seemed to suggest that every single bloke within quite a significant radius also now knew Colette. But Jasmine and Sharon—she defied anyone to know who was who there. They could swap lives and no man or child would necessarily notice. And even if they did, would they bother to mention it? Those two exercised together, shopped together, thought—even spoke—as one. Rachel didn't know if they had holidayed together too, but she did know they'd had too much sun—they looked like a little helping of snack-box raisins.
That was always the striking thing about the first day of term—the children had all gone trotting into class trimmed and polished and shiny, but the mothers looked about as groomed as Robinson Crusoe. Rachel couldn't quite recognize half of them. Give them all a few weeks, and their turn at the hairdresser or the spa, and the situation would be reversed: the kids would be a mess and the adults reborn. Apart from Heather, of course. Heather didn't really do polish, or trimming, or grooming. She had been the same reliable recognizable figure, in the same reliable clothes, for the past five years. Right then she was on tiptoe—she did need to be—and using her left hand to push her right up yet higher, waving it frenetically. And as she did so her specs were slipping dangerously far down her nose.
"All right, er ... Heather, isn't it? Perhaps you can ..." Bea looked stumped, then inspired. "I know! You can be secretary to the committee! We'll give it a go anyway. No promises, mind. But let's see how you get on."
Heather flushed with triumph. It was a shame, thought Rachel with genuine sympathy, that Heather did not meet triumph more often. All pink like that, she didn't look quite so tragic and mousey.
"Ah." A note of something like mischief came into Bea's voice. "Georgina. Joanna."
Georgie—who, to be fair, was as kempt as the average castaway whatever the season—was trying to sneak past. Her hair was even wilder than usual after the long weeks of holiday, but Rachel still thought she looked quite lovely. However much she tried, Georgie could never quite hide her natural, classy, skinny good looks. Jo, stocky and strong, stood beside her like a minder.
"What"—Georgie sighed as she stopped and turned towards Bea—"now?"
"The new headmaster is determined to somehow overcome the absolutely appalling attacks on the St. Ambrose budget this year—it's a scandal what's happening, we are so lucky to have someone with his wealth of financial expertise—and he has asked, um, me to form a fund-raising committee. I just think it would be nice if you two joined in. For once."
"Me? No. Sorry. Really. Love to. But couldn't possibly." She picked up the toddler padding along beside her and held him up as her passport out. "I've got Hamish ..."
"Georgie, he's hardly a baby anymore! And you do have more children in this school than any other family." Bea smiled at the crowd as she spoke.
"But you don't want me. Really. I'd be useless." She moved closer to Jo. "We'd both be useless."
"Yeah," nodded Jo. "Rubbish."
"Well, thank you. It's great to have you on board." Bea wrote down Georgie's name. "And you, Jo." Another little tick. "Excellent." They retreated, muttering, indignant.
Rachel was hardly going to raise her hand like everyone else. She was not a total loser. But she was preparing to attract Bea's attention and make a small, subtle yet ironic sign that she might help in some way vague and tangential, when someone else she had never seen before stepped to the front and addressed the whole crowd. Hello, what was this? Not another standout newbie? They were reaching levels of excitement here that were really quite unprecedented. Rachel chortled away to herself. She did hope St. Ambrose was up to it ...
"Oh, OK," said the exotic stranger, who was as tall as Bea, as blond as Bea and actually—golly—as good-looking as Bea. "Surrender! No excuse. Career break. Extraordinary feeling! Nothing for it. Do one's bit. Yikes! Here goes. I will come and help you all."
Bea raised an eyebrow. Oh dear, thought Rachel. Bea didn't raise an eyebrow very often—risk of skin damage to the forehead—but when she did ... blimey. It was on a par with an ordinary mortal, say, throwing a chair out of a window or driving a car into a lamppost. Christ. The eyebrow. Rachel gave a low whistle.
"Sorry." Bea's voice was as warm as her smile, but that eyebrow was still way up there. "I don't think we've met ..."
"I'm new. First day. Just loving it." She swept her enormous sunglasses off her face and up into her long hair. "You know that feeling: done the right thing. We're so pleased we chose St. Ambrose. Perfect. Gad. The private sector! Escapees. Never again. I'm Deborah." She stopped to dazzle the assembly with her teeth. "Deborah Green. But everyone calls me Bubba."
Woo and hoo, thought Rachel. We've got a right one here. That's it. I'm in after all. This is going to be a laugh. She raised her hand, just as Bea flicked back her hair and declared that her work there was done.
"Thanks, all." Bea laced the strap of her enormous handbag into the crook of her elbow, shook her gigantic bunch of keys. "I really do think this is going to be a very interesting year." And she swept out of the school gates and off to her car.
Rachel stared after her. She had hardly had a clear thought in weeks, what with the murk, the well, the puddle, the depths, etc., but at that moment, as she stared at the blond-on-dark stripes on the crown of Bea's retreating hair, she had several. One after the other. Clear as day.
The first was: Huh. Weird. She didn't speak to me. And I haven't spoken to her for ages.
The second: Hey. Have I actually clapped eyes on her since Chris walked out?
And the third, very, very sharp this one: Hang on. Bloody hell. She didn't pick me.
ST. AMBROSE CHURCH SCHOOL EXTRAORDINARY FUND-RAISING COMMITTEE
Minutes of the First Meeting
Held at: The Headmaster's house
In attendance: Tom Orchard (Headmaster), Beatrice Stuart, Georgie, Jo, Deborah Green, Sharon, Jasmine, Colette, Clover
Secretary: Heather Carpenter
THE MEETING began at 8 p.m.
MR. ORCHARD thanked everybody for giving up their evenings and wished to—
BEA seconded that and also informed the committee that HEATHER was to act as SECRETARY for the very first time and informed HEATHER that all she had to do was take down exactly what everybody said and make it sound a little bit, she knew, more official-sounding if she could. She also would like to add that she really loved those new shoes.
MR. ORCHARD continued that he was touched by the dedication of so many parents in the community. He explained that this was his first post as headmaster after several years in the City, that the financial situation was as grim as the rumors suggested, but he was in possession of a number of proposals which in his view would lead the school out and up to a brighter—
BEA thanked THE HEADMASTER on the committee's behalf and stressed the excitement at its hearing of all his plans, which she already knew to be awesome and which she totally promised would happen so soon.
COLETTE informed the meeting that she had made some nibbles, nothing much, just a few cheesy bits into which the committee should simply dive.
MR. ORCHARD requested that the meeting just took the time to hear—
BEA thanked THE HEADMASTER again and proposed the coming of first things first. This committee needed a Chair.
MR. ORCHARD informed the meeting that he presumed he was the—
CLOVER wished to add that she had bought some Wotsits.
SHARON requested to inform all present that BEA was the obvious choice for Chair—
JASMINE explained that this was because BEA was always Chair.
BEA proposed that she really did not want to be appointed Chair for the reason that she was always Chair. And perhaps it was time for someone else and the doing of their bit.
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Reviewed by Katelyn Hensel for Readers' Favorite The Hive by Gill Hornby is a funny and in your face, yet touching novel, showing that even though you might leave high school, the drama, social circles, betrayal, and cliques never really leave you. I got to listen to the audio-book, which was AWESOME. I loved the narrator's play on the tones of different characters. It really made the book sparkle. St. Ambrose is one of the town's top educational development tracks and the most prestigious school if you really want your kids to get into the big league. It's the beginning of yet another school year, and as the September leaves are beginning to turn, both the children and their mothers are learning lessons, though the mom's lessons may be harder than anything you learn in school. The Queen of the moms, aptly named Beatrice or Bea, rules the other moms with an iron fist and has managed the fundraising and other projects for years, and expects to for many years more. The characters were all unique, though at times pushed the boundaries of being cardboard cutout characters of a Young Adult novel. You get Georgie - the basket case character who just wants a smoke; Heather - the desperate wanna-be who just wants to be noticed and accepted by the popular girls; and Rachel - the casual observer who may want to be included, but may just want to watch everyone make a fool of themselves. The Hive dives into the petty world of moms and the playground politics that makes the school grounds look like a battle ground for stay at home moms and dads everywhere, and shows that you never quite leave high school. Gill Hornby showcases her skill as a very entertaining author with a quick wit and a writing style that is both darkly funny, and very entertaining!
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