The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (Book 1 - The Housewife Assassin Series)

by Josie Brown

Overview

IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK:

Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one—and it happens to be government-sanctioned.

But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child. To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."

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Product Details

BN ID:	2940012412539
Publisher:	Signal Press
Publication date:	05/12/2011
Series:	Housewife Assassin Series , #1
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	1,344,756
File size:	432 KB

About the Author

REVIEWS FOR BOOKS BY JOSIE BROWN

"This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." -- Barbara Vey

“Books like this are why I wonder why male readers don't think female authors have content that they would find entertaining. Brown's hired gun plot is fun, sometimes aggravating, and filled with the wonderful twist of being from a mother's POV. There's enough comedy sprinkled in between the emotional scenes and within the action to keep readers' minds from going too grim here. Brown writes the kind of feminist action plot that men should be reading, especially male authors, to cure that trope of "vapid sexy girl with a gun." —Amber Love, author

"I am sure many of those whose spy-oriented online company I keep wonder about me sometimes. On many days I will join in deep discussions about the works of Le Carré, Deighton, Greene, Ambler, and Forsyth. And then I take incredible delight in a series like The Housewife Assassin. Just the name would likely cause eyebrows to be raised and likely my stature as an 'expert' falls a bit. Too bad! I read for enjoyment. The authors mentioned above all entertained the heck out of me. I especially love the fantastic twists on life and convention that Stone must go through to keep putting bad guys six feet under while making sure there is food on the table and the kids get to their activities on time. I want more adventures." —Randall Masteller, Spy Guys + Gals

“Secrets, sex, money and scandal…Josie Brown is a skilled observer whose clever dialogue makes for truly entertaining reading.” —Jackie Collins

“Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family… Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together.”—Publishers Weekly

“The writing is laced with venomous humor...”–The Wall Street Journal

“A fine piece of literary work.” –New York Post, Page Six

“If you like Desperate Housewives, then you’ll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending.” —Examiner.com

“A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale…” —Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature

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Editorial Reviews

"First and foremost, if I was a housewife, I would want to be Donna. I'm not kidding guys, the girl can shoot, seduce and kill, while balancing the demands of carpool and the suburban mean mommies. Enter Jack, who is a fantastic and well known agent, and sexy to boot. The chemistry between the two of them is enough to set water on fire. Add in a healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness, some mayhem, and some really cute kids, and you've got a book that won't be put down - so go pick it up now!"

Thinking Cat Blog - Cat's Thoughts

"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss! How do I love this book, let me count the ways:(1.) A kick ass woman that can literally kick ass as well as cook and clean. Donna gives a whole new meaning to "taking out the trash". (2.) The book is set around Los Angeles, full of housewives that could be 'real" and for the setting alone, a big giant WIN! (3.) Super sarcasm, snarky dialogue and making fun of all that is wrong in politics."

Book Hounds Reviews - Mary Jacobs

"This book reminded me of the movie, Mr & Mrs. Smith. It's a fast-paced read, the gadgets are awesome, and I could just picture Donna fighting off Russian gangsters and skinheads all the while having a pie at home cooling on the windowsill. As a housewife myself, this book was a fantastic escape that had me dreaming "if only" the whole way through. It doesn't take itself too seriously,which makes for the perfect combination of mystery and humour..."

Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea - Shan S

"Adorable is not usually the word that comes to mind with a title like The Housewife Assassin's Handbook, but it was just what I needed to pull me out of my reading doldrums. This book hits all the right notes. Granted, the book ended with a hook that made me want to immediately get the next one. I was excited to see that there are actually 11 books in the series (including a prequel). I'm completely smitten."

BarbaraVey.com - Barbara Vey

"The Housewife Assassin's Handbook is a hilarious, laugh-out-loud read. Donna is a fantastic character – practical, witty, and kick-ass tough. There's plenty of action – both in and out of the bedroom – and although there are a few grittier scenes, generally this is a light, humurous caper of a crime novel. I especially love the house-keeping tips at the start of each chapter – each with its own deadly twist! I can't wait to read the next in the series. Highly Recommended!"

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