The Last Cloud

The Last Cloud

by K.M. Halpern


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Meet the superhero Spleen Squeezer, discover the true story of Eden, and travel to the safest city in the world in this 3rd collection of unclassifiable ultra-short pieces by K.M. Halpern. But wait, there's MORE!!!! For the same price, you get twice the wisdom, twice the wit, twice the heartpounding absurdity. Learn the danger of having ears, the importance of being unlikable, and how to achieve quality as an executioner. But it's a limited time offer. Delay and it could be too late. Since that's true of all things, it must be true of this. Don't condemn yourself to an eternity of unrelenting regret. Buy now, Now, NOW. Operators are standing by. Don't you realize how inconsiderate it is to keep them waiting?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781945671159
Publisher: Epsilon Books
Publication date: 05/15/2020
Pages: 112
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.27(d)

About the Author

Ken was born in New York and, after spending far too much time there, finally returned to the Cambridge, MA he knew and loved from graduate school. Unfortunately, all that remained was a large Starbucks, several thousand bank branches, and two small universities whose names he forgets. He is the author of an apocalyptic science fiction novel, "PACE," and two books of pretentious flash fiction, "The Man Who Stands in Line" and "The Way Around." His current literary projects include a fantasy thriller series centered around a seemingly indestructible woman, and a book of short fiction tentatively titled "You May Feel a Small Prick."

Ken holds a PhD in theoretical physics from a cluster of concrete buildings somewhere on the Charles River. He may be found at, or generating very small gravitational waves around town.

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