Q. What's black and white and looks good on pinstripes?
A. A pit bull on a lawyer.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. How many can you afford?
Overheard in the supermarket checkout line:
"Her lawyer is honest, but not enough to hurt her case."
Two little girls were having a heated argument.
Said Mindy. "My dad's better. He's an important carpenter. He makes buildings."
Replied Carol. "Oh yeah? Well my dad's a lawyer. He makes loopholes."
Q. What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.