The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories
Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better.

In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie's family keeps dropping in. Then there's Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet?

But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn't been the best idea.

Also included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes.

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he's going to get.
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The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories
Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better.

In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie's family keeps dropping in. Then there's Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet?

But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn't been the best idea.

Also included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes.

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he's going to get.
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The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories

by Jemma Weir
The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: Humour, Magic and Old Gods Who Should Know Better: A Collection of Norse God Short Stories

by Jemma Weir

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Overview

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better.

In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie's family keeps dropping in. Then there's Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet?

But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn't been the best idea.

Also included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes.

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he's going to get.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940185829394
Publisher: Jemma Weir
Publication date: 04/01/2023
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 8 MB

About the Author

Too many Ideas - Never enough time

How many jobs let you build your own world? Create strange magic? Develop a diverse cast of people who will live on in the minds of others?

As an author, Jemma Weir gets to do all these things and more, as her cats chase unicorns across the breakfast table, and werewolves dig holes in the garden to torment her chihuahua, it is always an interesting day.

Fantasy books have always been her first love, from dragons to werewolves, and vampires to elves. Now, as she writes her own stories, she pulls together myths and legends, and all the crazy worlds that are her own to create stories she loves.

Working from her Scottish home, she writes fantasy, with a dash of humour, and a pinch of sass.
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