The Life and Times of Car Johnson

The Life and Times of Car Johnson

by R. Webb


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Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. Car's the kind of man who hangs around a bar, insulting passerby while neglecting to realize he forgot his pants. He's rude, crude and... someone who thinks you can catch bees while wearing a bee costume.

With a little help from his less than conventional family--including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass--Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means going on a date with someone who wants him to bury him alive.

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.

Insanity never tasted so hilarious. Now available in mint!*

*Mint not actually included.

*Car bears no resemblance to any person, living or dead. The opinions expressed by Car are not the opinions of any person, living or dead.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781478138990
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 07/20/2012
Pages: 192
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.41(d)

About the Author

Rebekah Webb (1980- hopefully a long time) was born in Los Angeles, California to human parents, which was a good thing, since alien parents would have been difficult to explain at school. She lived in Reno, Nevada for a while, then moved back to California. Nothing extraordinarily exciting happened to her in her lifetime, probably because of a lack of alien DNA. (Well, so far. She could end up a part of a super-intelligent squirrel conspiracy. You never know.)

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