The Mammoth Book of Humor

The Mammoth Book of Humor

by Geoff Tibballs

Paperback

$13.95

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780786707836
Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
Publication date: 09/28/2000
Series: Mammoth Books Series
Pages: 512
Product dimensions: 5.14(w) x 7.84(h) x 1.64(d)

Table of Contents

Introductionix
Part 1Stories, Jokes and One-Liners1
Absent-mindedness3
Accidents5
Accountants8
Acting10
Adultery11
Advertising17
Age19
American towns, cities and states23
Animals26
Army32
Art34
Automobiles35
Aviation40
Babies43
Banking45
Bartenders48
Baseball52
Beauty53
Birds55
Birth57
Birthdays59
Bosses62
Business64
Cabs65
California67
Cannibals68
Cats70
Children72
Christmas75
Bill Clinton76
College and university82
Computers84
Crime87
Dating89
Death93
Dentists97
Diets99
Dinner parties100
Divorce101
Doctors103
Dogs110
Drink116
Elephants121
England124
Excuses125
Families127
Farming128
Fashion130
Fish and fishing133
Florida134
Food135
Football (American)137
Golf139
Grandparents144
Hair145
Hallowe'en147
Health148
Heaven and hell150
Hollywood154
Honeymoon155
Horses156
Hospital158
Hotels161
Hunting163
Insanity165
Insects167
Irish jokes169
Jewish jokes172
Lawyers181
Laziness191
Lies192
Light bulb jokes194
Love and marriage197
Men204
Money213
Mother-in-law jokes216
Music218
Mysteries of life221
Navy224
Neighbours226
Newspapers and magazines227
New York229
Other countries231
Parents238
Parties240
Philosophy241
Police246
Political correctness249
Politics250
Prison252
Psychiatrists254
Rail Travel257
Real estate259
Rednecks260
Religion265
Restaurants276
Salesmen281
School283
Sex286
Shopping296
Sleep299
Soccer301
Stockbrokers302
Stupidity303
Taxation304
Television305
Texas307
Theatre308
Time310
Vacations311
War313
Weddings315
Women316
Work321
Zoos326
Part 2Miscellaneous329
Bumper Stickers331
Collective Nouns336
Comic Dictionary338
Epigrams344
Epitaphs367
Humorous Quotations384
Limericks402
Misprints & Howlers427
News and sport427
Advertisements433
US Church bulletins435
Wanted Ads436
Strange Signs437
Headlines440
Bloomers444
Pick-up Lines & Rejections451
Politically Incorrect Jokes458
Blonde jokes458
Confucius jokes469
Do it jokes470
Good, Bad, Worse472
Medical472
Mommy, Mommy482
Sexual484
Yo mama jokes516
General519
Puns524
Put-downs549
Art549
Cinema550
Comedy558
Literature559
Military562
Music564
Politics568
Royalty576
Sport578
Television580
Theatre580
To Whom It May Concern583
Insults For All Occasions584
The Wisdom of Children586
Exam Howlers586
Proverbs591
Part 3Toasts593
Index603

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