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The Mere Wife: A Novel

The Mere Wife: A Novel

by Maria Dahvana Headley
The Mere Wife: A Novel

The Mere Wife: A Novel

by Maria Dahvana Headley




New York Times bestselling author Maria Dahvana Headley presents a modern retelling of the literary classic Beowulf, set in American suburbia as two mothers—a housewife and a battle-hardened veteran—fight to protect those they love in The Mere Wife.

From the perspective of those who live in Herot Hall, the suburb is a paradise. Picket fences divide buildings—high and gabled—and the community is entirely self-sustaining. Each house has its own fireplace, each fireplace is fitted with a container of lighter fluid, and outside—in lawns and on playgrounds—wildflowers seed themselves in neat rows. But for those who live surreptitiously along Herot Hall’s periphery, the subdivision is a fortress guarded by an intense network of gates, surveillance cameras, and motion-activated lights.

For Willa, the wife of Roger Herot (heir of Herot Hall), life moves at a charmingly slow pace. She flits between mommy groups, playdates, cocktail hour, and dinner parties, always with her son, Dylan, in tow. Meanwhile, in a cave in the mountains just beyond the limits of Herot Hall lives Gren, short for Grendel, as well as his mother, Dana, a former soldier who gave birth as if by chance. Dana didn’t want Gren, didn’t plan Gren, and doesn’t know how she got Gren, but when she returned from war, there he was. When Gren, unaware of the borders erected to keep him at bay, ventures into Herot Hall and runs off with Dylan, Dana’s and Willa’s worlds collide.

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ISBN-13: 9780374208431
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Publication date: 07/17/2018
Pages: 320
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.30(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

Maria Dahvana Headley is a #1 New York Times-bestselling author & editor. Her books include the novels Magonia, Aerie, Queen of Kings, and the memoir The Year of Yes. With Kat Howard she is the author of The End of the Sentence, and with Neil Gaiman, she is co-editor of Unnatural Creatures. Her short stories have been shortlisted for the Shirley Jackson, Nebula, and World Fantasy Awards, and her work has been supported by the MacDowell Colony and by Arte Studio Ginestrelle, where the first draft of this book was written. She was raised with a wolf and a pack of sled dogs in the high desert of rural Idaho, and now lives in Brooklyn.

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Listen. Long after the end of everything is supposed to have occurred, long after apocalypses have been calculated by cults and calendared by computers, long after the world has ceased believing in miracles, there's a baby born inside a mountain.

Earth's a thieved place. Everything living needs somewhere to be.

There's a howl and then a whistle and then a roar. Wind shrieks around the tops of trees, and sun melts the glacier at the top of the peak. Even stars sing. Boulders avalanche and snow drifts, ice moans.

No one needs to see us for us to exist. No one needs to love us for us to exist. The sky is filled with light.

The world is full of wonders.

We're the wilderness, the hidden river, and the stone caves. We're the snakes and songbirds, the storm water, the brightness beneath the darkest pools. We're an old thing made of everything else, and we've been waiting here a long time.

We rose up from an inland sea, and now, half beneath the mountain, half outside it, is the last of that sea, a mere. In our soil there are tree fossils, the remains of a forest, dating from the greening of the world. They used to be a canopy; now they spread their stone fingers underground. Deep inside the mountain, there's a cave full of old bones. There was once a tremendous skeleton here, rib cage curving the wall, tail twisting across the floor.

Later, the cave was widened and pushed, tiled, tracked, and beamed to house a train station. The bones were pried out and taken to a museum, reassembled into a hanging body.

The station was a showpiece before it wasn't. The train it housed went back and forth to the city, cocktail cars, leather seats. The cave's walls are crumbling now, and on top of the stone the tiles are cracking, but the station remains: ticket booth, wooden benches, newspaper racks, a café counter, china teacups, stained-glass windows facing outward into earthworms, and crystal chandeliers draped in cobwebs. There are drinking fountains tapping the spring that feeds the mountain, and there's a wishing pool covered in dust.

No train's been through our territory in almost a hundred years. Both sides of the tunnel are covered with metal doors and soil, but the gilded chamber remains, water pouring over the tracks. Fish swim in the rail river and creatures move up and down over the mosaics and destination signs.

We wait, and one day our waiting is over.

A panel in the ceiling moves out of position, and a woman drops through the gap at the end of an arch, falling a couple of feet to the floor, panting.

She's bone-thin but for her belly. She staggers, leans against our wall, and looks up at our ceiling, breathing carefully.

There's a blurry streak of light, coming from the old skylight, a portal to the world outside. The world inside consists only of this woman, dressed in stained camo, a tank top, rope-belted fatigues, combat boots, a patch over one eye, hair tied back in a piece of cloth. Her face is scarred with a complicated line. On her back, there are two guns and a pack of provisions.

She eases herself down to the tiles. She calls, to any god, to all of them.

She calls to us.

Tree roots dangle through the ceiling tiles. A wandering bird swoops down from the outside world, makes its way through the arch, and settles into a secret nest glittered with hoop earrings made of brass, candy wrappers, bits of ribbon.

The woman screams, and her scream echoes from corner to corner of the station, and there is no train, and no help. There is no one but us, silent, and this woman, alone underground. She grits her teeth, and pushes.

We watch. We wait.

The labor takes a day and a night. The sun transits the sky, and the moon slips through the skylight.

The baby latches fingers into the woman's rib cage, toes into her pelvis, and forces itself out breech, unfolding, punching, pressing against something that will not give, and then does.

She screams once more, and then her son is born, wet, small, bloody. He takes his first breath. He gasps, gagging on air, his fingers spread.

His mother's eyes flicker with fire, and her hands glow, as though a bomb has exploded in the far distance, not outside but in.

She breathes. She clenches her fists and brings a knife out of her pack. She cuts the cord and ties it off with a strip of cotton from her shirt. She looks at her child, holding him up into the thin beam of light.

The baby's eyes open, golden, and his mouth opens too. He's born with teeth. His mother looks at him, her face uncertain. She holds him carefully, her hands shaking.

Wonders have been born before. Sometimes they've been worshipped. There've been new things over and over, and some creatures have fallen groaning to the ground and others have learned to fly.

Never mind the loneliness of being on Earth. That will come later.

She touches the baby's face. She washes him with our water, and swaddles him in her shirt, tight against her body.

"Gren," she whispers.

In our history, the history of the mountain, of the land that surged up out of the darkness at the bottom of the sea, this is only an instant, and then it will be dark again.

"Listen," she whispers to the baby.

All the other things that have been born here rise silently in the water of the mere to listen with him, toothed, clawed, each with its own ridge of spiny gleam.

The mountain's citizens look at the infant for a moment, listen to his mother for a moment, and then dive back into the depths.

He is born.


"Listen!" Dylan's playing "Chopsticks" with all his might.

Willa doesn't want to listen. She'll never want to listen to people learning to play the piano, and yet other mothers claim to enjoy things in this category.

Dil practices, slowly climbing the keys, and then a mistake, and he starts over. She wouldn't allow him the clarinet. "Chopsticks" is his vengeance. He's only seven. When she was only seven, she was perfect.

"Listen!" he demands again.

"Let's go to the grocery store, Dilly!"

The piano lid slams shut, silencing the cries of ivory keys, probably made of elephants. Willa feels stabbed every time she hears it playing. Ebony too. Those trees make spears. The piano is an act of savage warfare disguised as culture. No one else seems to notice, but Willa's always been sensitive.

She checks the menu she's posted on the refrigerator.

Sunday: Pork Chops with Applesauce and Salad

Monday: Chicken à la King with Scalloped Potatoes

Tuesday: Clam Chowder with Cornbread (Homemade)

Wednesday: Green Pasta & Ravioli with Red Sauce

Thursday: Shrimp Cocktail, Fish Filet, Salad

Friday: Flank Steak in Marinade

Saturday: Pizza Night — Choose Your Own Toppings!

Every Day: Vodka Martini

This week is irrelevant, though, because it's a holiday week. She should have the Christmas menu up. It's two days till goose, though that may have been a mistake. She's never done a goose before. Who has? She could have a cook come, or subscribe to a service, but she does the cooking herself. It's part of her claim to fame. Other wives look at her and wonder, and she wants it that way. She photographs and posts. She dresses for dinner. It is a competition, even though it pretends not to be.

At 4:30 every afternoon she's in the kitchen, looking at her reflection in the appliances. At 5:30 she's pouring a cocktail for Roger, and at 5:33 he's walking in the door, his hand outstretched for it, kissing her, not entirely chastely. There's always something of an event in this kiss, in the way her dress bunches against his belt. She likes it when he does it in front of guests.

She looks into the mirror she keeps on the kitchen wall and assesses herself, thinking about a pair of fishnet tights she once owned, worn with a tunic that scarcely covered her bottom. The tights were printed with peacock feathers. Now she'd never. She straightens her sweaterdress and gathers the bags. She can stretch a grocery trip out for an hour, two, maybe more. The miles of aisles at the Herot Hall grocery store are wide enough that you could drive a car down them if you wanted to.

Willa wants to. Every day she doesn't.

She has an outing there in the afternoons and comes home with dinner, plotted and planned. She brings Dylan with her and he skids through the aisles, treating them like ice. No one minds. He's perfect. Everyone thinks so, the checkers, the stock boys, the other customers. The car is white, and that's tempting fate, but Dil's never sticky. He knows better.

Children are monsters, but there are ways to work around them. Six miles from Herot Hall there's a playground where Willa can, if she likes, pretend Dil isn't hers and she isn't his. She can sit on a bench smoking a cigarette — she's not actually a smoker, of course — while Dil monkeys his way along the jungle gym with the rest of the little lords of the flies.

At the Herot playground, she has to sit with other mothers, and watch as they bring snacks from their purses. She's expected to feed children who aren't her own. It's a community, emphasis on the commune. When Dil was only a few months old, she took him to a mommy group where a neighboring baby latched unexpectedly onto her breast. The baby tilted sideways, mouth agape, a triangle of shocking pink.

Viper! she thought, then redacted.

There was, however, a momentary escapade inside Willa's head, a bad adventure during which she broke the offending baby's neck and served the infant as a snack, surrounded by sippy yogurt and smashed peas.

Herot Hall is a toddler empire. Everyone with any power is between the ages of zero and seven. All boys are born with Nobel Prize potential. It's the mothers who ruin it, by forcing the boys into gentleness. That's what one of the fathers told her at cocktail hour.

Willa's own husband is the heir to Herot Hall. Roger's last name, in fact, is Herot. He's of noble family. Willa says that only in her head, but it's the truth. Roger's family built Herot Hall according to their own specifications, the buildings high and gabled, the entirety of the community self-sustaining, with its own grocery and pharmacy, each house with a fireplace, and each fireplace burning gas, a clean blue flame flicked on with a switch, lapping at logs made of stone. Central heat and air-conditioning. Finished basements. Landscaping to look as though wildflowers had seeded themselves in neat rows. It replaced the town that was here before, falling down since the railroad stopped running this line. Old Victorian monstrosities became condemned messes, full of a bunch of people who didn't belong in such a beautiful place. It took years to get them out. Willa didn't know Roger then, but if she had, she thinks she would have enjoyed the demolition. She always enjoys improvements.

She thinks of the Willa that existed before Herot, a Willa in an acting class wearing a striped sweater, a boy across from her looking into her eyes. A wineglass full of cheap white wine, an exposed brick wall, her body smashed against it, his tongue in her mouth —

Sometimes, admittedly, she misses living in the city. She isn't that person anymore, though, who called herself an actor, instead of actress. Here, that'd make the neighbors laugh. Lots of the neighbors are former city dwellers. They all moved out to where it was better, owning rather than renting, who'd want to suffer the subways with a child? And the guns, and the knives, and the lack of human compassion?

Roger and Willa have the loveliest house of all, the showpiece. Once a month, for the fun of it, they go out to dinner in the city, pretend they're on their honeymoon and get a free crème brûlée. They don't need it to be free, of course. They can afford whatever they want. Willa wouldn't have married another man like her first husband. That one was annulled. He doesn't even count. She woke up the morning after that wedding with her mother standing over her wedding bed. Willa's mother knows how to get a job done. Diane will never forgive Willa for that heroic rescue. Nor for the fact that she then had to take Willa to the doctor, urgently spilling secrets and lies, and the doctor, old man, family practice, did what was necessary.

"No need to speak of any of this to your father," Willa's mother said. "It'll only disgust him. For heaven's sake, Willa."

In this section of the fairy tale, Willa drifted flat in the backseat of the car with an ice pack on her belly and another on her back, and what felt like an entire roll of paper towels in her panties, which were plastic, because of the leather upholstery. Once, Willa was in a production of Julius Caesar, and the blood in that show? It came, it saw, it overcame. She bowed deep at the end, feeling like a living tampon. After the annulment, she felt like a —

Like a Jell-O mold, unset, tilting dangerously in the refrigerator.

Richie, Willa never saw again. He was a musician, was it any wonder? Willa had one tattoo by the time her mother found her, and it was Richie's name. After the abortion, her mother took her to the dermatologist, who turned the tattoo into a scar in the shape of someone Willa used to know. She went to bed in her childhood room for six months. Richie didn't try to find her. Instead, he got famous. Sometimes now she hears him on the radio, singing about hunger.

After the requisite recovery, Willa's mother handed her Roger's phone number, procured from Roger's mother.

"You're lucky," she said to Willa. "You're still pretty enough. You can get a doctor. There's a new community going up near the mountain. You won't go back to the city, Willa. You'll get married and have a child with Roger. I can see it. He'll want to be carried, and your knees'll give out on you. You'll never be able to wear heels again."

Their first date: cocktail bar, medium exclusive. Both of them laughed about their mothers meddling, while silently agreeing they looked good together. She checked his wallet while he was in the bathroom, to see if he was lying about anything. His plastic was platinum, and his driver's license listed his height accurately.

"To us, and people like us," Roger said, and raised his glass of champagne.

Willa looked at him, uncertain, but then she clinked. Everyone else could toast to themselves too, if they felt inclined. It wasn't as though she was stealing their luck.

They were married within the year. Now Willa's thirty-two. Her hair's blond of its own volition. Her face has high cheekbones, perfectly arched eyebrows, a mouth like rose-colored wax sealing something official. When there's anything that looks like a wrinkle or spot, her mother notices before she does.

"You can't let yourself go, Willa," Willa's mother says. "You have a man to keep."

She does. Willa's keep is this glass castle at Herot, and Roger's in private practice in the city, plastic surgery. He's done some work on Willa, just a little in the eyelids and the chin.

He sets his own hours, and they go on vacations. Once a cruise, once Tahiti, where the huts gave Willa a dismal feeling. She felt the bottom drop out every time she looked at the transparent floor. That'd been when she was unknowingly pregnant. She had one sip of a cocktail and vomited startlingly into the snorkelers.

Roger named Dylan after his own dead dad while Willa was passed out post-delivery. Now he's called Dil, because who can call a little kid Dylan? Shades of Bob and guitars, poets dead of drink in the snow, all of it. Besides, Dil and Willa, that implies a certain adorable familial quality. It also implies pickles.

She would've named her son Theodore, had she been given the opportunity. It isn't Willa's fault that Roger's dad, Dilly the First, died in a car accident during the building of Herot and needed to be commemorated. She never even met him.

Four days after Willa gave birth, two of her mother's friends arrived with a clenching device for revising her vagina. She didn't say no, though she was startled at the implication she'd need help. The mothers acted as though she'd lost vigilance, as though she were about to wander half naked through the streets, her pubis patchily shaven from childbirth, her breasts leaking, loinclothed in receiving blankets, but she was already, exhausted and faintly tearful, beginning to Kegel.

Dil wasn't a sleeper. She wasn't a sleeper either. No one was a sleeper, except for Roger, who slept for two years straight, through cries, howls, bouts of vomiting, diapers, diarrhea, and utter desperation, with a faint and intensely frustrating smile on his face. If she woke him, he pretended he'd never heard anything.

"Now, Willa," he'd say, and the baby would stop screaming, as if by magic. Then he'd go back to sleep, and the baby would screech like a bird of prey.

At least the baby years are done. Now Dylan's in school, and Willa has her days free, to do what? She hasn't found whatever it is. There must be a solution, but at present she does Pilates, and then sits in the kitchen, looking out over her domain, feeling faintly something.

The grocery store, at least, is cool and peaceful. It's gated into the community with the rest of the perks of Herot: cageless chickens, freerange beef, vegetables untouched by progress.


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Table of Contents

Title Page,
Copyright Notice,
Selected Translations,
Part I: The Mountain,
Part II: The Mere,
Part III: The Dragon,
Also by Maria Dahvana Headley,
About the Author,

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