The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death

In this “shockingly original” (The New York Times Book Review) novel from the author of Caught Stealing, a former teacher takes a job as a crime scene cleaner—and soon becomes embroiled in a diabolically twisted mess even he can’t scrub his way out of.

“A comic masterpiece.”—The Washington Post
“Authentically great.”—Stephen King
“Smoking hot.”—The New York Times

With his teaching career derailed by tragedy and his slacker days numbered, Webster Fillmore Goodhue makes an unlikely move and joins...