The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots

The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots

by Karla Akins

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The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots by Karla Akins


Pastor's wife, Kirstie Donovan, lives life in a fishbowl, so when she hops on the back of a bright pink motorcycle, tongues start to wag at the conservative, century-old First Independent Christian Community Church of Eels Falls. Kirstie loves roaring down a road less traveled by most women over forty, but she's not just riding her bike for the fun of it. Kirstie has a ministry. However, certain church members have secrets to hide, and when God uses Kirstie's ministry to fill the pews with leather-clad, tattooed bikers, those secrets could be exposed... and some will stop at nothing to hide the truth. Join Kirstie and her motorcycle "gang"—two church matrons and a mouthy, gum-smacking non-church member—as they discover that road-toughened bikers are quite capable of ministering to others, and faith is fortified in the most unexpected ways.

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ISBN-13: 9781611162820
Publisher: Pelican Book Group
Publication date: 08/09/2013
Pages: 336
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.76(d)

About the Author


Karla Akins is a pastor's wife who rides her own motorcycle. She is the mother of four boys and one step-daughter, and grandmother of five. She lives in North Manchester with her husband who is the pastor of Christian Fellowship Church, her twin teenage boys with autism, mother-in-law with Alzheimer's and three rambunctious dogs. Karla and her husband have been in ministry together for 32 years. You can contact Karla for speaking engagements via her website at KarlaAkins.com

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The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots


By Karla Akins

Pelican Ventures, LLC

Copyright © 2013 Karla Akins
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ISBN: 978-1-61116-282-0


CHAPTER 1

The women of Eel Falls First Independent Christian Community Church Ladies Fellowship are a strong-willed, opinionated bunch.

And I'm their fearless leader.

OK, fine.

I'm afraid of them.

"Ladies, ladies." I clapped my hands and spoke in my sweetest let's-get-moving voice. "We have events to discuss, and I need your attention."

Another smile and a rap on the table.

Invisible me.

And then?

Holy. Terror.

Women screamed, my mouth flew open, and Dorothea clasped her heart. Goliath and Timmy came barreling through the church basement door covered head-to-toe in mud, rejoicing in foul-smelling, slimy delight. All I could see were Timmy's white teeth and the rims of his eyes. Goliath barked and danced around Timmy like an organ grinder's monkey.

A really big one with bad breath.

I whispered a prayer for God to deliver me from the dog that so easily entangled Maude's new Vera Bradley handbag.

I slammed my eyes shut, but Goliath's bark snapped me back to reality. I threw my hands over my eyes and peeked through my fingers as the giant mastiff braced himself to shake off the pond scum.

Dread gurgled from deep inside me until it erupted like Mt. Vesuvius. "Nooooo!"

Like a slow-motion horror film, Goliath shook every inch of his 213-pound extra-wrinkly-skinned self. When he finished, the ladies at the table's end were smothered in muck and drool.

"Pond!" Timmy smiled with pride and pointed out the door and down the street to the pond in front of our house. "Pond!"

"Help," I mouthed.

I looked at my good friends, Lily and Opal, and made a silent plea for rescue.

They both nodded and grabbed Timmy as I dashed toward Goliath who had Bernice pinned to the floor, licking her like a Popsicle. His head was twice the size of hers, and he ignored her screaming and the violent kicks of her size-ten feet. She swung at him with her handbag, and he responded as if it were a fabulous game of tag, woofing and slurping with fervent delight. If the cantankerous matriarch hadn't used an entire can of hairspray, he would have inhaled every curl atop her freshly-styled head.

Bernice might not have been able to see through glasses covered in muck, but she could scream. "Norman! Help! I'm being attacked by a mad dog!" And she bellowed something about the immediate return of Christ and the rapture of the dead.

Everyone else yelled at Bernice to shut up.

Finally, Lily caught Goliath and took Timmy and the monster dog home. I helped Bernice crawl out from underneath the table and tried to clean the sludge from her floral-patterned blouse. She spun in a circle and slapped my hand away.

"I never ..." Bernice's eyes blazed with fury.

I fought hard to hold in my laughter. I'd never known her to be speechless.

Bernice wiped at her face with a small hankie, but it covered little territory. "I never, I never ..." She attempted to pat her hair back into place. Her left eye peeked out from a circle of mud and a small piece of algae clung to her twitching eyebrow as she glared at me. "The pastor and board will hear about this. I never ..."

I did my best to restore pastoral peace and harmony to the group by closing the meeting in prayer, but I don't think their hearts were in it.

All the ladies left except for me and Mrs. Huntington. Together we mopped up the mud, but I had a feeling we'd be discovering new spots to clean for months. After she left, I went outside to empty the mop bucket.

The air was warm and stars peeked through a dark, cloudless sky. I spilled the dingy water on the ground and took a deep breath.

And then I slumped to the grass and sobbed.

"Is this all there is to being a pastor's wife, God? One mess after another?" I stared down at the puddle I'd made as it swirled and reflected dancing stars at my feet.

Some people, when God speaks to them, hear harps, or bells, or angels singing.

The apostle Paul, Alexander the Great, and Joan of Arc saw a bright light.

But in the distant darkness of night? I heard a call.

The unmistakable rumble of the one thing on this earth — besides cheesecake — that makes my heart flutter and goose bumps crawl from the base of my neck to the tips of my purple nail-polished toes.

I raised my head slowly and saw a vision.

Cobalt blue, mixed with shimmering chrome, reflected the moon's silver rays and sang in deep, rhythmic tones. I stood transfixed, completely mesmerized in the glimmer of metallic paint. The moon danced on chrome pipes that vibrated in sync with the steady cadence of the V-twin's deep symphonic timbre. My enchanted heart beat in fifth gear, and I released an audible sigh.

Caught up in rapturous wonder, my eyes followed Reba O'Malley as she maneuvered her Harley Davidson Road King around the corner and past the church. I waved as she passed, but she didn't see me. "Lord," I whispered as my eyes followed the bike's graceful rumba down the road, "are there Harleys in heaven?"

The only answer was the guttural rhythm of Reba's dream machine calling me to adventures I'd never known.

CHAPTER 2

As God usually does when I'm at the end of my rope, He ties a knot for me to hang onto. This time, the knot's name was Reba.

I'd just finished adding oregano to my famous spaghetti sauce when the phone rang.

"You're going to have to come help me," Reba said in her matter-of-fact way. "Timmy's having a meltdown, and I can't get him past it."

"Oh no. What is it this time?"

"We're out of five-inch corner braces, and I can't convince him that more will be here tomorrow."

She popped her gum into the phone.

"I'll be right there."

I turned off the stove, jumped into the van with Timmy's weighted blanket, and sped the one mile to O'Malley's Hardware store.

When I pulled up to the curb and jumped out, Trace, Reba's husband, opened the door and let me in. I could hear Timmy screaming from the stock room.

Customers avoided my gaze and pretended not to hear.

"I'm sorry, Trace," I whispered, giving him what I hoped was a pained, apologetic look.

"It's OK, Kirstie. It's just going to take time." Trace's smooth, basso voice calmed my aching spirit. God bless him. Not a church-going man, but he had a heart of gold.

Before coming to Eel Falls, my husband's resume looked like Swiss cheese because of Timmy, whose outbursts and aggression embarrassed other congregations. Unfamiliar with autism, they blamed us for his unusual and disruptive behaviors.

I hurried to the stock room and found Timmy rocking in a corner on the floor between two shelves. Reba stood by talking to him softly, making sure he wouldn't hurt himself. She moved from the corner so I could sit beside him.

"Timmy, it's Mommy." I draped the weighted blanket over his shoulders. "Shhhh, it's Mommy. It's OK."

"No bay-sez, no bay-sez. Bay-sez all gone. No bay-sez."

"I know. I know." Fingers taut, I rubbed his arms up and down and down and up. "Braces will be here tomorrow. It's OK."

He banged his head on the wall.

"No banging, Timmy. Remember the rules."

He banged again. I sighed. My heart broke every time his did; and his broke a lot. Timmy needed sameness. Five-inch corner braces had their own spot in the store and now there were none.

I left his side and walked over to where Reba sat on a stool smoking a cigarette. Timmy calmed best when left alone once he passed the violent phase of what we called his "nuclear meltdowns."

"I'll leave the weighted blanket here from now on and get another one for home," I said. "That is — if you're still willing to work with him."

"Ain't been nothing ol' Reba hasn't conquered." Curls of smoke wafted in front of her piercing blue eyes. "Timmy's a pussycat. We'll get along just fine. Why the heavy blanket?"

"It soothes him. The deep pressure is comforting."

Reba blew a puff of smoke out of the side of her mouth, away from me. "Just let me know if I'm doing something wrong."

"You're not doing anything wrong, Reba. It's not you." I looked down at Timmy and shook my head. The monstrous, ugly disease of autism was in the room staring me down, daring me to battle.

She took another deep draw on her cigarette. I worried that she smoked, but I didn't judge her for it. Reba smoked. I ate mashed potatoes, fried chicken, and fudge brownie sundaes every chance I got.

She exhaled with a big huff. "Autism bites."

I nodded. I hated the word. I felt myself tearing. She stood up to hug me.

"Don't." I threw up my hands to push her away. "I'll lose it if you comfort me. I don't know why I'm not more used to seeing him struggle by now. It makes me so mad. And when I'm mad I cry."

Reba grinned with a spark in her eyes. "When I'm mad, I cuss." She blew out a puff of smoke and flicked her cigarette into an ashtray sitting next to her by the stock room phone.

I laughed and wiped my eyes. I loved Reba. She was tough as nails, rough around the edges, and because of past hurts, didn't attend church. But she and Trace had always treated Timmy with respect. From the time we arrived in Eel Falls, Timmy had loved the hardware store. When he was younger, we visited every day. Sundays were difficult because the store was closed, and he didn't understand why he couldn't stop in. But Monday through Saturday he loved spinning the washers around the bolts and screws and watching them wind up and down. He relished the smell of the leather tool belts and the feel of the cool heads of the hammers. The hardware store was Timmy's Disneyland, and when the O'Malleys offered to let Timmy work there in the afternoons, we were thrilled.

Reba, my best friend outside of the church, didn't have any expectations of me. I could be myself, and she'd never tell a soul my secrets. I never heard her gossip about anyone.

She lit up another cigarette. "You need to get that motorcycle you've been talkin' about and ride with Trace and me this summer."

"I'd love that, Reba. I saw you ride by the church the other night. It looked like heaven to me." I sighed and watched Timmy huddle deeper into his blanket.

Me ride? What would people think? What kind of rumors would Elder Norman and Bernice start? Could Aaron lose his job? If he lost his job, we'd be on the street because the church owned the parsonage. Besides, who would take care of everything and everybody when I was riding my bike? What would happen if I had an accident?

What would happen if I didn't do something for myself and lost my mind?

"You're only human," Reba lectured me. "You need a break. When's the last time you went anywhere by yourself without your kids or your husband?"

I shook my head. I couldn't remember one time in the past ten years.

"I can teach ya to ride," Reba said. "Ain't nothin' to it. And you need the break. A time out." She arched her fingers like quotation marks. "It'd give you something to do besides all that churchy stuff."

I nodded. I'd wanted a motorcycle ever since I was a little girl and my great-aunt put me on her Indian. I loved everything about them: the masculine smell of leather, the feel of the cold metal gas tank, and the rumble of the engine.

Was it time for me to pursue some dreams of my own?

My cell phone rang. Aaron. I listened to his frantic voice on the other end.

"OK," I sighed into the phone. "OK, I hear you. I'll bring something home. And Aaron — I'm sorry ..."

I clicked my phone off and looked at Reba, trying to decide whether to laugh or cry. I could only imagine the face I made.

"What was that all about?" she asked.

"Oh nothing — just that ..." I broke down in giggles. "Goliath ate tonight's supper off the stove."

"That dog's a monster."

"You have no idea." I turned to Timmy who had calmed himself down to small, puffy sobs. "Ready to go to the Fried Eel and get hamburgers for Daddy, Timmy?"

He looked up and smiled at me through tears. The Fried Eel was his favorite. "Fried Eel fwies? Timmy fwies?" He wiped his nose on his shirt.

"Yes, Timmy. We'll get you some fries."

"I'm gonna look into getting you enrolled in some riding classes, Kirstie," Reba said, putting out her cig.

I started to object.

Reba held up her hand and raised her left eyebrow parent style. "I don't want to hear it. Won't hurt a thing to find out about it. And in the meantime, let's go shopping for a bike. An adventure like that'd be fun and do you good. Now, what color you want?"

"What color bike?"

"Yup. Let's get specific."

"Reba, you know me. What color do you think I want?" I gave her my most mischievous grin. I was a girly girl.

Reba wasn't. She rolled her eyes. "Oh no." She shook her head. "I don't know if I can be seen going down the road with you."

We walked out of the back room and past Trace, who had been listening to the tail end of our conversation.

"Why?" he asked. "What color does she want?"

Reba groaned and waved me off with her hand.

"Bubble gum pink!" I said. "What else?"

CHAPTER 3

"What do you do for fun?" My doctor was completely serious when she asked me last week during my yearly checkup. At that moment, I couldn't think of one thing that sounded fun. I felt like a piece of petrified wood.

Wash the dishes, dirty the dishes, wash them again.

Wash the clothes, dirty the clothes, wash them again.

Monotonous.

Except for the adventures I had with Timmy. He kept things more than interesting, but not in the kind of way that gave me butterflies. More like caterpillars crawling through my insides, making me nervous and scared until I wanted to escape out of my skin worrying what other people thought.

All I had was the day-to-day grueling routine of a rural pastor's wife. Predictable, reliable, and so much a part of the woodwork, my husband nearly choked on his buttered corn when I announced my plan the next night at supper.

The thought of owning my own motorcycle sent butterflies flitting through my stomach I hadn't felt since I was nine years old and jumped off the high dive for the first time at the city pool.

"I called motorcycle school today."

Aaron coughed a second time and pointed to the cell phone attached to his ear. "We'll discuss it later." He continued talking on his cell and shoveling mashed potatoes into his mouth. I could tell from his end of the conversation that the treasurer had a budget problem, and he couldn't wait until after dinner to solve it.

I watched my three sons, Patrick, Danny, and Timmy, inhale in three bites, the fried chicken, coleslaw, mashed potatoes, and gravy I'd spent a good portion of the afternoon making. They each slurped down two glasses of milk without taking a single breath.

Aaron shut off his phone.

I spoke before he could, "I'm signed up to take motorcycle safety classes."

Freeze frame.

Forks hung in midair. Mouths hung open. All eyes riveted on me.

Aaron choked again and took a drink of his iced tea.

They all giggled, shook their heads, and continued to scarf food like Goliath at his food bowl.

"Motorcycle safety classes?" My husband wiped butter from his chin. "What's that?"

"You know, classes you take to get your motorcycle license."

"Don't you have to have a motorcycle?"

"No. They provide the motorcycles." I rapid fired the words before he could completely understand them. "But I saw one for sale today that I think I should get. A Harley Sportster. I sat on one. I could flat-foot it." I took a breath.

"Flat-foot it?"

"Yeah. You know. The bike was low enough for my feet to sit flat on the ground. That way if she starts to tip over I won't drop her."

He took a bite of his green beans, chewing on them along with my words. Then he tilted his head back and laughed again. "Honey, you're a day late. April 1st was yesterday."

I didn't smile.

Tears trickled from his eyes as he looked right at me.

The boys laughed because their dad laughed.

I glared.

"I think that's great, Mom." Danny looked over at his dad to get his approval.

My jaw tightened. "Thank you, Daniel."

"How are you going to pay for a motorcycle?" My husband reached for the apple pie.

I measured my words carefully. "I still have my Aunt Mary's inheritance."

He frowned. "But I thought we were going to take a trip."

"I'm still going to be traveling with the money, Aaron. I'll just be traveling on the back of a Harley."

I was smiling now. I had their attention. I was in the room. I would never confess how terrified I was at the thought of riding. I felt alive.

Timmy clapped and flapped his hands and rocked back and forth. He always picked up on my emotions.

"Hands, Timmy," I said. He kept rocking but wrung his hands in his lap.

"What if you crash and die, Mom?" Patrick looked worried.


(Continues...)

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VJones More than 1 year ago
This book had a depth to it that was not revealed by the title. I expected a “fluff” book. Instead it was so much more and opened the door to a variety of topics. This included Autism, raising teens, return of the prodigal son, Patriot guard riders, living in a fishbowl as a pastor’s wife, Alzheimer’s, special Olympics , friends with different belief, losing a son, losing a spouse, living your dream, not judging others based on appearance, misconceptions, etc. I was incredibly amazed at all the topics buried into one book. Karla Atkin wove a story that shared the bad/good moments of life in such a way that a broad audience will be able to relate to this book. She managed to entertain and yet touch upon some serious topics at the same time. “You never know where the road will take you. ….As long as I stayed in my lane. And in the center of God’s will.” And that is exactly the lessons learned when following the characters in this book. Not only were they loveable but Karla Atkin made them real. They said and did things that led to bad consequences. They struggled to understand why life wasn’t always fair. They laughed and cried together. In the end they realized the value of friendship and allowing God to navigate thru the struggles that life has to offer. I enjoyed reading The Pastor’s Wife Wears Biker Boots. It kept my attention from the first page to the last. I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.
PTL-Perrin More than 1 year ago
Great Read! The first segment of the first chapter sets the tone for this delightful exploration into what it means to be a member of the Body of Christ, with all its foibles and pitfalls, in a tiny, set-in-its-ways church.  Aaron and Kirstie pastor an ultra- conservative country church that hasn’t changed in its long history. They have three sons, one autistic and one entering adolescence at a full run while the youngest pursues his own passion for music. They also have a huge dog, unappreciated by the more conservative members of the church. Kirstie is a free-spirited young wife and mom who finds it difficult to live up to the expectations of what a pastor’s wife should be.  Enter three friends and a plot to get her to buy a motorcycle with her great-aunt’s inheritance money. The adventures that follow will keep you laughing and wondering at the intricate plan God has for his people.  This is a heart-warming story of love that crosses boundaries. It’s a love story and a mystery that results in a near-tragedy; one that brings the most unlikely groups of people together. Karla Akins’ book is a wonderful ride. 
Patito_de_Hule More than 1 year ago
wife. She'd really just like to relax and not worry about what everyone in her congregation thinks. On top of that, she has a severely autistic son, and another rebellious teenage son - both of whom lead to a lot of sideways looks from her conservative neighbors.  When she realizes that riding a motorcycle releases her built up tension and makes her love life again, she has to deal with the prejudices of small-town gossips.  My Thoughts: This is not the type of book that I usually enjoy reading - for some reason I have a tendency to avoid "women's fiction." So I was surprised when, after about 30-or-so pages, I became really attached to the characters and their problems. This was a sweet, funny book about finding friends in unexpected places, letting go of preconceived notions, forgiving those who gossip about you, and putting your family first. I got lots of good laughs over the antics of our "biker chicks."  I was a little concerned at the beginning of the book when the subject of autism was first brought up and Kirstie called it an "ugly disease" and her "enemy." It is possible that some people will find this portrayal of autism to be offensive. However, I was glad to see that in the rest of the book these negative statements were no longer present - as Kirstie released her woes on the road, she became less depressed and was better able to cope with the difficulties of autism.  I don't want to drop any spoilers, but I have to say that the ending of the book was not only the most exciting, it was the funniest as well. Wow. Way to pack it in at the end! :) Fantastic finish.
LAWonder More than 1 year ago
 This was an incredible, fun, fast-paced novel! Trying to be a good Pastor's wife, having an autistic son and a younger teenage son challenging values  his parents has tried to teach him, Kirstie is totally stressed out! Her good friend, Reba, entices her to do the unthinkable! Her other friends - Opal & Lily - join in on the persuasion...they will be a team! How will Kirstie's husband, Pastor Aaron, respond to this drastic change, (even worse, the members of his congregation!)  Will her marriage and family survive this crisis? Join in the antics of the crazy life and experiences of Kirstie, friends, family, and dog.  Meet the new characters introduced in this unusual tale, as well. This can be a slightly controversial book.  Some may question the validity of a Pastor's wife appearing to  be "wild and free", yet others will embrace her choices and applaud her self-expression. Are motorcycle  clubs all full of ruthless gang members? There are stigmas that are not fair or accurate. There are also images one must adhere to in certain occupations and situations. You be the judge! This was so well-written and constantly developing new situations and experiences. It is great reading for YA of all ages or for Adults. The scenes and character development placed the reader in "the middle" of it all! The cover and title portrays the story perfectly. My review of this book eagerly gives it a Five Stars rating. This was sent to me for an honest review, of which I have given.
Hamncheezr More than 1 year ago
Amazingly cute story, with believable characters. I found myself in tears when it talks about how bikers rally to stand in the gap for fallen soldiers against protestors and for some of the struggles the characters face. The author really nailed the feelings of losing yourself by putting your family first, and the guilt we get when we try to reclaim ourselves. The joy of support from your family shown through the pages as well. I loved how Autism was featured. Straight forward, a part of every day life. Not something to tip toe around or put on a pedestal. It just was. Timmy was Timmy; on his good days and on his bad days. He was wonderful. I believe a lot of the author's own experiences have gone into this book, making it feel heart felt and easy to read. I love the gentle changing of hearts as the characters grow. I couldn't put it down
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A warm, inspirational read, with a wonderful mix of faith, humor, and the struggles that come with being a pastor's wife with three sons of a precarious age, one being autistic. Having the courage to pursue her goal of learning to ride a motorcycle, Kirstie is met with various obstacles by certain members of the conservative church her husband shepherds. But who would have guessed that her association with bikers would bring on a whole new ministry? Interesting and heartwarming.
JoHuddleston More than 1 year ago
When Kirsten, a pastor's wife sometimes doubts her faith, friends tell her she needs to have some fun. They suggest she get a motorcycle and ride with them. Kirsten still has money that her aunt left to her, which makes it even more tempting to join her friends, two of which are in her church. The ups and downs in this book are sometimes hilarious, sometimes sad. As I read I went from laughing out loud to wiping away tears. Akins does a superb job making her characters come alive--you will not soon forget them. And the cover--it's a gem! It's been a long time since I enjoyed reading a book as much as I enjoyed reading The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots. I highly recommend this book!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Pastor Aaron Donovan isn't perfect, but his wife is--perfectly hilarious. Kirsten Donovan is not what some of the congregation think she should be, but she's exactly what others need to keep their spirits charged and their engines revved. With three sons, an over-sized dog, crazy friends, and a hankering for the rush of the wind in her face, Kirsten meets life with a gentle grace--and big black leather biker boots. With unpredictable hilarity, author Karla Akins captures the trials and triumphs of life as a pastor's wife, complete with autistic kids, dogs, grumpy congregants, motorcycle gangs and all. I'm getting a copy for my pastor's wife!
Tom_Threadgill More than 1 year ago
Such a good read! The story is full of characters that anyone can relate to... the church gossips, the elderly lady caring for her husband with Alzheimers, and the rough bikers. I don't like reading books that "preach" to me, just like I don't like books that paint an unrealistic view of the Christian life. Neither of those were a problem with this novel. Humor, drama, truth... it's all in here. It was great fun to watch as God used those big, tough bikers to show that He desires all people to come to Him! I highly recommend this book for a rainy afternoon or a vacation read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So often in our world Christians are viewed as pious people who look down on others. Unfortunately, there are those. But in reality, there are many that are 'for real' in every way. Pastor's wife, Kirstie & her family, are for real & relatable. She has real struggles, real insecurities, a REAL husband (LOL), & deals with the reality of autism in her life, so prevalent for many in our day. She also has friends who are believers, & friends who are not. Her ability to connect with those who do not share her faith help lead them to the Savior who loves all & wants all to come to Him. He did not come to save the 'perfect', as there is no such thing, believer or not. And that is obvious too in some self-righteous church members, who are a constant source of opportunity for growth (ahem) for Kirstie. This story, that can parallel lives or at least be relatable for so many of us, takes many interesting twists & turns (some quite literally). It took me through a range of emotions, excitement at what was coming, wonder at some mysteries & when/if they would be solved, to a very unexpected climax. I highly recommend "The Pastor's Wife Wears Biker Boots" - especially good for bathtub/vaca/beach/lawn chair reading, or a bit of 'down time' enjoyment. But warning - you may not want to put it down!